GM's thread about nothing (31 Viewers)

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Also, I tend to do more legs than wings at home. Shark move?

 

[BobbyLayne]

FMTT

Little help here?

#### me to tears

 

[BobbyLayne]

FMTT

Little help here?

#### me to tears

I picked that up 30 years ago from a Master Chief on my first ship. That guy was the best cusser I've ever known.

 

[Plorfu]

FMTT

Little help here?

#### me to tears

Oh. Of course.

 

[General Malaise]

I'm going to try to work on a play where Ben tackles the entire other team and then one of those china kids goes and scores. Could be a season changer.

Brilliant!

We have a little fast kid who scores all our goals. Our other coach played D1 soccer on scholarship, so PRToddler seems like he would be pretty good. But it is very hard to get him to pay attention to what is going on.

Love reading these coaching stories from micro soccer. Brings back fond memories. Can't wait until Hazel is old enough to play.

My sons' team is 3-0 to start the season. Fought hard on Saturday to eek out a 2-1 win. I have a kid on our team who shaves and wears a size 12 shoe. The times...they change fast, boys. Enjoy 'em.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

The real Most Interesting Man in the World" Porfirio Rubirosa

Porfirio Rubirosa Ariza (January 22, 1909 – July 5, 1965) was a Dominican diplomat, race-car driver, and polo player. He was an adherent of the dictator Rafael Trujillo, and was also rumored to be a political assassin under his regime.[1] Rubirosa made his mark as an international playboy, for his jet setting lifestyle, and his legendary sexual prowess with women. Among his spouses were two of the richest women in the world.[2]

His playboy lifestyle was matched by stories of his sexual prowess. His larger than average penis size inspired Parisian waiters to name gigantic pepper mills “Rubirosas”

 

[General Malaise]

Signed for Fanduel. Now what? Wait for the riches? Anybody doing this? Is this like the time I discovered the greatness of The Pixies 35 years after they recorded their first single?

Enter this lineup in every 50/50 you can. YWIA.QB Drew Brees

RB Darren Sproles

RB Khiry Robinson

WR Calvin Johnson

WR Golden Tate

WR Julian Edelman

TE Jimmy Graham

K Stephen Gostkowski

D New England Patriots

This is why you do not listen to my wagering advice.

I'm not sure how this Fan Duel works, but it says I have winnings of $150 from the $25 mega jackpot I entered. Yet, there's no credit to my account. Guessing MNF is to blame.

In the free roll I had Cousins and Foster but when I took Foster out, I thought maybe I should upgrade QBs to Rodgers. FML.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Professional family photos at a park this morning. So much drama. Glad we don't do these more often.

Yuke makes his soccer debut this afternoon. I'm coaching. At this point, he crumples into a screaming heap in the floor every time I put his shin guards on. Should be big fun.

Soccer was awesome. Yuke cried all the way through practice trying getting his shinguards off then really cranked it up when I put his jersey on for the game. He refused to play the whole first half. Early in the second, he asked to sub in to great applause. After about three minutes of play, he was done for the day and ran off the field to his mom. About three minutes later, the other team scored another goal and PRToddler ran off the field crying because he thought we were losing. We finished the game with both of the coaches' kids sitting in their moms' laps crying and eating apple slices.

On the positive side, Yuke and Steven Gerrard share a jersey number. I was pretty pumped about that.

CAN'T WAIT FOR NEXT WEEK!!!!!

Cal was like this with soccer too,it was just torture for him. GL to you and Yuke my brother.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

In case you missed it, my birthday post on the facebooks to Mrs. SLB yesterday.

It’s your birthday my beautiful wifeSo I wanted to post something a little uniqueYour beautiful smile lights up my lifeAnd you have the loveliest physique I’ll put the boys to bed tonightThey will go right to sleep with any luckBut even if they put up a fightI’ll still be ready to watch TV You have taken such good care of meYou always do it with witBe it my neck, my back, my kneeLater on to thank you, I will gently play with your hair This birthday should be specialYou know I’m not a woosieSo this former rebelIs going to eat your birthday cake When we are finally ready to go to sleepYour special day now throughI’ll hold you tight so you can count some sheepAnd know, I love you

 

[Idiot Boxer]

wussy?

 

[UniAlias]

Signed for Fanduel. Now what? Wait for the riches? Anybody doing this? Is this like the time I discovered the greatness of The Pixies 35 years after they recorded their first single?

Enter this lineup in every 50/50 you can. YWIA.QB Drew Brees

RB Darren Sproles

RB Khiry Robinson

WR Calvin Johnson

WR Golden Tate

WR Julian Edelman

TE Jimmy Graham

K Stephen Gostkowski

D New England Patriots

This is why you do not listen to my wagering advice.

I'm not sure how this Fan Duel works, but it says I have winnings of $150 from the $25 mega jackpot I entered. Yet, there's no credit to my account. Guessing MNF is to blame.

In the free roll I had Cousins and Foster but when I took Foster out, I thought maybe I should upgrade QBs to Rodgers. FML.

Yeah, the winnings column just displays how much you stand to win if the contest were over now. You still have opponents with MNF players though, so it's likely the $150 may drop some once players catch up.

Daily game sites are addicting. Doing a ton of them every week on FanDuel and DraftKings.

 

[Frostillicus]

I assume I'm going to get hit with "we can't grill in the winter up here in the arctic circle," but how does boiling and baking wings equal better? I might give it a go, but in Alabamy, it's just as easy to fire up the gas grill and walk outside every once in a while to let the neighbors remember what I look like with my shirt off.

I'm with you, . Seems like a more complicated way to make a less good wing, but more power to him I guess.

My parents don't have a decent grill and I was at their house. I also don't have anywhere to keep the grill in winter where it stays operable once all the snow comes, and sometimes I like wings in winter. As far as a less good wing, I disagree. These came out perfectly.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

wussy?

Judgment call. Turns out it isn't a real word or something and I couldn't think of anything else to rhyme with pugina.

 

[BobbyLayne]

FMTT

Little help here?

#### me to tears

Oh. Of course.

I actually use that with some regularity. Thought all my readers knew it.

/bentley

 

[GroveDiesel]

wussy?

Judgment call. Turns out it isn't a real word or something and I couldn't think of anything else to rhyme with pugina.

Mulva

 

[Disco Stu]

Water drips down.

Woah, woah... slow down egghead.

 

[General Malaise]

Water drips down.

Woah, woah... slow down egghead.

 

[T Bell]

Proud dad moment this morning.....

As I was leaving for work, I noticed an envelope with my daughters name as the return address, it looked like a bill. I know she doesn't have a credit card yet, and was wondering what kind of bill it could be. it was still open, so I peeked inside and saw a check from her checking acct. made out to the The American Cancer Society for $25.

So proud of that girl.

I'd feel better about her if she supported the American Anti-Cancer Society.

 

[T Bell]

The real Most Interesting Man in the World" Porfirio Rubirosa

Porfirio Rubirosa Ariza (January 22, 1909 – July 5, 1965) was a Dominican diplomat, race-car driver, and polo player. He was an adherent of the dictator Rafael Trujillo, and was also rumored to be a political assassin under his regime.[1] Rubirosa made his mark as an international playboy, for his jet setting lifestyle, and his legendary sexual prowess with women. Among his spouses were two of the richest women in the world.[2]

His playboy lifestyle was matched by stories of his sexual prowess. His larger than average penis size inspired Parisian waiters to name gigantic pepper mills “Rubirosas”

I was going to mention him if you hadn't. I'm not sure how you get more legendary as a "playa" than him.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Well my wife like it and she didn't try to stab me with her new knives. <_<

 

[Guster]

How excited am I that I'm going to miss next weekend's game between The University of Cincinnati and an Ohio State University because I'll be on a scout camp out.

Oof

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My GB was telling me about a friend of his that died last week. He was at a bar with a couple of other buddies and got really drunk on a Friday night. Somehow he lost the key to his house, apparently he dropped it on the floor of his truck. He was single and lived alone so he decided to climb through the back window of his house, something he has done before. My GB said he was a big guy and when he was trying to climb in the house, got stuck. They found him still wedged in there Monday morning when he failed to show up to work. What a way to go. Sheesh.

 

[T Bell]

My GB was telling me about a friend of his that died last week. He was at a bar with a couple of other buddies and got really drunk on a Friday night. Somehow he lost the key to his house, apparently he dropped it on the floor of his truck. He was single and lived alone so he decided to climb through the back window of his house, something he has done before. My GB said he was a big guy and when he was trying to climb in the house, got stuck. They found him still wedged in there Monday morning when he failed to show up to work. What a way to go. Sheesh.

Wow. I don't even know what to say to that.

 

[bentley]

Professional family photos at a park this morning. So much drama. Glad we don't do these more often.

Yuke makes his soccer debut this afternoon. I'm coaching. At this point, he crumples into a screaming heap in the floor every time I put his shin guards on. Should be big fun.

Soccer was awesome. Yuke cried all the way through practice trying getting his shinguards off then really cranked it up when I put his jersey on for the game. He refused to play the whole first half. Early in the second, he asked to sub in to great applause. After about three minutes of play, he was done for the day and ran off the field to his mom. About three minutes later, the other team scored another goal and PRToddler ran off the field crying because he thought we were losing. We finished the game with both of the coaches' kids sitting in their moms' laps crying and eating apple slices.

On the positive side, Yuke and Steven Gerrard share a jersey number. I was pretty pumped about that.

CAN'T WAIT FOR NEXT WEEK!!!!!

Cal was like this with soccer too,it was just torture for him. GL to you and Yuke my brother.

Thanks! He was like this with swimming lessons too but they get a little better every week. Hoping for a similar experience. Because he's the baby of the family, he's never been required to do anything he doesn't want to do. We are breaking new ground here.

 

[bentley]

My GB was telling me about a friend of his that died last week. He was at a bar with a couple of other buddies and got really drunk on a Friday night. Somehow he lost the key to his house, apparently he dropped it on the floor of his truck. He was single and lived alone so he decided to climb through the back window of his house, something he has done before. My GB said he was a big guy and when he was trying to climb in the house, got stuck. They found him still wedged in there Monday morning when he failed to show up to work. What a way to go. Sheesh.

Jesus.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My GB was telling me about a friend of his that died last week. He was at a bar with a couple of other buddies and got really drunk on a Friday night. Somehow he lost the key to his house, apparently he dropped it on the floor of his truck. He was single and lived alone so he decided to climb through the back window of his house, something he has done before. My GB said he was a big guy and when he was trying to climb in the house, got stuck. They found him still wedged in there Monday morning when he failed to show up to work. What a way to go. Sheesh.

Wow. I don't even know what to say to that.

My GB was telling me about a friend of his that died last week. He was at a bar with a couple of other buddies and got really drunk on a Friday night. Somehow he lost the key to his house, apparently he dropped it on the floor of his truck. He was single and lived alone so he decided to climb through the back window of his house, something he has done before. My GB said he was a big guy and when he was trying to climb in the house, got stuck. They found him still wedged in there Monday morning when he failed to show up to work. What a way to go. Sheesh.

Jesus.

Yeah, again, friend of a friend. I didn't know the guy at all.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Professional family photos at a park this morning. So much drama. Glad we don't do these more often.

Yuke makes his soccer debut this afternoon. I'm coaching. At this point, he crumples into a screaming heap in the floor every time I put his shin guards on. Should be big fun.

Soccer was awesome. Yuke cried all the way through practice trying getting his shinguards off then really cranked it up when I put his jersey on for the game. He refused to play the whole first half. Early in the second, he asked to sub in to great applause. After about three minutes of play, he was done for the day and ran off the field to his mom. About three minutes later, the other team scored another goal and PRToddler ran off the field crying because he thought we were losing. We finished the game with both of the coaches' kids sitting in their moms' laps crying and eating apple slices.

On the positive side, Yuke and Steven Gerrard share a jersey number. I was pretty pumped about that.

CAN'T WAIT FOR NEXT WEEK!!!!!

Cal was like this with soccer too,it was just torture for him. GL to you and Yuke my brother.

Thanks! He was like this with swimming lessons too but they get a little better every week. Hoping for a similar experience. Because he's the baby of the family, he's never been required to do anything he doesn't want to do. We are breaking new ground here.

Exact same thing with Cal. I think the fact that he got a lot of individual attention with swimming helped a lot.

 

[T Bell]

My GB was telling me about a friend of his that died last week. He was at a bar with a couple of other buddies and got really drunk on a Friday night. Somehow he lost the key to his house, apparently he dropped it on the floor of his truck. He was single and lived alone so he decided to climb through the back window of his house, something he has done before. My GB said he was a big guy and when he was trying to climb in the house, got stuck. They found him still wedged in there Monday morning when he failed to show up to work. What a way to go. Sheesh.

Wow. I don't even know what to say to that.

My GB was telling me about a friend of his that died last week. He was at a bar with a couple of other buddies and got really drunk on a Friday night. Somehow he lost the key to his house, apparently he dropped it on the floor of his truck. He was single and lived alone so he decided to climb through the back window of his house, something he has done before. My GB said he was a big guy and when he was trying to climb in the house, got stuck. They found him still wedged in there Monday morning when he failed to show up to work. What a way to go. Sheesh.

Jesus.

Yeah, again, friend of a friend. I didn't know the guy at all.

Like you weren't responsible somehow.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My GB was telling me about a friend of his that died last week. He was at a bar with a couple of other buddies and got really drunk on a Friday night. Somehow he lost the key to his house, apparently he dropped it on the floor of his truck. He was single and lived alone so he decided to climb through the back window of his house, something he has done before. My GB said he was a big guy and when he was trying to climb in the house, got stuck. They found him still wedged in there Monday morning when he failed to show up to work. What a way to go. Sheesh.

Wow. I don't even know what to say to that.

My GB was telling me about a friend of his that died last week. He was at a bar with a couple of other buddies and got really drunk on a Friday night. Somehow he lost the key to his house, apparently he dropped it on the floor of his truck. He was single and lived alone so he decided to climb through the back window of his house, something he has done before. My GB said he was a big guy and when he was trying to climb in the house, got stuck. They found him still wedged in there Monday morning when he failed to show up to work. What a way to go. Sheesh.

Jesus.

Yeah, again, friend of a friend. I didn't know the guy at all.

Like you weren't responsible somehow.

If there were only some way to keep all of one's keys together in a orderly fashion.

 

[T Bell]

I'm helping coach my son's soccer team and there's this kid, "Sawyer", who is the biggest ####### space cadet that I've ever been around, and I've been around a few. Just stares off into space. You try to talk to him and he won't make eye contact. He just stares, usually at the parking lot (I've noticed this now at two different fields). I asked him what he's looking at this last time and he just said "my neighbor", who I later gathered was this woman who was looking after him while his parents were away for the weekend.

Great, so I've got a kid with serious attention issues (and God knows what else) with absentee parents.

 

[T Bell]

My GB was telling me about a friend of his that died last week. He was at a bar with a couple of other buddies and got really drunk on a Friday night. Somehow he lost the key to his house, apparently he dropped it on the floor of his truck. He was single and lived alone so he decided to climb through the back window of his house, something he has done before. My GB said he was a big guy and when he was trying to climb in the house, got stuck. They found him still wedged in there Monday morning when he failed to show up to work. What a way to go. Sheesh.

Wow. I don't even know what to say to that.

My GB was telling me about a friend of his that died last week. He was at a bar with a couple of other buddies and got really drunk on a Friday night. Somehow he lost the key to his house, apparently he dropped it on the floor of his truck. He was single and lived alone so he decided to climb through the back window of his house, something he has done before. My GB said he was a big guy and when he was trying to climb in the house, got stuck. They found him still wedged in there Monday morning when he failed to show up to work. What a way to go. Sheesh.

Jesus.

Yeah, again, friend of a friend. I didn't know the guy at all.

Like you weren't responsible somehow.

If there were only some way to keep all of one's keys together in a orderly fashion.

Sure, he's got that hook he hangs them on just inside the back windo- ####.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm helping coach my son's soccer team and there's this kid, "Sawyer", who is the biggest ####### space cadet that I've ever been around, and I've been around a few. Just stares off into space. You try to talk to him and he won't make eye contact. He just stares, usually at the parking lot (I've noticed this now at two different fields). I asked him what he's looking at this last time and he just said "my neighbor", who I later gathered was this woman who was looking after him while his parents were away for the weekend.

Great, so I've got a kid with serious attention issues (and God knows what else) with absentee parents.

Maybe he's over medicated already?

 

[T Bell]

I'm helping coach my son's soccer team and there's this kid, "Sawyer", who is the biggest ####### space cadet that I've ever been around, and I've been around a few. Just stares off into space. You try to talk to him and he won't make eye contact. He just stares, usually at the parking lot (I've noticed this now at two different fields). I asked him what he's looking at this last time and he just said "my neighbor", who I later gathered was this woman who was looking after him while his parents were away for the weekend.

Great, so I've got a kid with serious attention issues (and God knows what else) with absentee parents.

Maybe he's over medicated already?

I have no idea, and as someone who's only around the kid for a couple of hours a week I don't know that I'll ever know. I've thought about approaching the mom and just commenting that I'm trying to find a better way to get him to respond to coaching and does she have any ideas, and see if that prompts her to reveal anything to me, but...

 

[Disco Stu]

Link

now click here

I was going to say that first pic looked like my house. Then I clicked on the second...

 

[St. Louis Bob]

####### rams

Love how they call a holding call on the Rams to extend the winning scoring drive. Somehow the guy was holding a WR and sacked Romo at the same time. The ref said it was a judgement call. WTMF

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm helping coach my son's soccer team and there's this kid, "Sawyer", who is the biggest ####### space cadet that I've ever been around, and I've been around a few. Just stares off into space. You try to talk to him and he won't make eye contact. He just stares, usually at the parking lot (I've noticed this now at two different fields). I asked him what he's looking at this last time and he just said "my neighbor", who I later gathered was this woman who was looking after him while his parents were away for the weekend.

Great, so I've got a kid with serious attention issues (and God knows what else) with absentee parents.

Maybe he's over medicated already?

I have no idea, and as someone who's only around the kid for a couple of hours a week I don't know that I'll ever know. I've thought about approaching the mom and just commenting that I'm trying to find a better way to get him to respond to coaching and does she have any ideas, and see if that prompts her to reveal anything to me, but...

I think that's a good idea. You don't want the kid getting hurt.

 

[Foosball God]

wussy?

I thought maybe he was feeling a bit faint.

 

[belljr]

Fire balls at his face. He'll start paying attention

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My GB was telling me about a friend of his that died last week. He was at a bar with a couple of other buddies and got really drunk on a Friday night. Somehow he lost the key to his house, apparently he dropped it on the floor of his truck. He was single and lived alone so he decided to climb through the back window of his house, something he has done before. My GB said he was a big guy and when he was trying to climb in the house, got stuck. They found him still wedged in there Monday morning when he failed to show up to work. What a way to go. Sheesh.

Jesus.

Reminds me of this local case from a few years back.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My GB was telling me about a friend of his that died last week. He was at a bar with a couple of other buddies and got really drunk on a Friday night. Somehow he lost the key to his house, apparently he dropped it on the floor of his truck. He was single and lived alone so he decided to climb through the back window of his house, something he has done before. My GB said he was a big guy and when he was trying to climb in the house, got stuck. They found him still wedged in there Monday morning when he failed to show up to work. What a way to go. Sheesh.

Wow. I don't even know what to say to that.

My GB was telling me about a friend of his that died last week. He was at a bar with a couple of other buddies and got really drunk on a Friday night. Somehow he lost the key to his house, apparently he dropped it on the floor of his truck. He was single and lived alone so he decided to climb through the back window of his house, something he has done before. My GB said he was a big guy and when he was trying to climb in the house, got stuck. They found him still wedged in there Monday morning when he failed to show up to work. What a way to go. Sheesh.

Jesus.

Yeah, again, friend of a friend. I didn't know the guy at all.

Like you weren't responsible somehow.

If there were only some way to keep all of one's keys together in a orderly fashion.

And Frosty had the nerve to complain when I included all of those keychains in his secret santa box. I probably saved his life.

 

[Frostillicus]

My GB was telling me about a friend of his that died last week. He was at a bar with a couple of other buddies and got really drunk on a Friday night. Somehow he lost the key to his house, apparently he dropped it on the floor of his truck. He was single and lived alone so he decided to climb through the back window of his house, something he has done before. My GB said he was a big guy and when he was trying to climb in the house, got stuck. They found him still wedged in there Monday morning when he failed to show up to work. What a way to go. Sheesh.

Wow. I don't even know what to say to that.

My GB was telling me about a friend of his that died last week. He was at a bar with a couple of other buddies and got really drunk on a Friday night. Somehow he lost the key to his house, apparently he dropped it on the floor of his truck. He was single and lived alone so he decided to climb through the back window of his house, something he has done before. My GB said he was a big guy and when he was trying to climb in the house, got stuck. They found him still wedged in there Monday morning when he failed to show up to work. What a way to go. Sheesh.

Jesus.

Yeah, again, friend of a friend. I didn't know the guy at all.

Like you weren't responsible somehow.

If there were only some way to keep all of one's keys together in a orderly fashion.

And Frosty had the nerve to complain when I included all of those keychains in his secret santa box. I probably saved his life.

Yes thank you.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Serious question alert:

GF just called me telling me she got a call from her dr after her yearly gyno visit.

Her Dr. wants her to come in for a biopsy because of squamous cells?

She's worried sick and I'm not sure what any of this means...

Anyone have any idea what this could be?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+are+squamous+cells

 

[Bucky86]

Serious question alert:

GF just called me telling me she got a call from her dr after her yearly gyno visit.

Her Dr. wants her to come in for a biopsy because of squamous cells?

She's worried sick and I'm not sure what any of this means...

Anyone have any idea what this could be?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+are+squamous+cells

Thanks, but has anyone known someone that has had this happen after a gyno visit? Is it relatively routine?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Serious question alert:

GF just called me telling me she got a call from her dr after her yearly gyno visit.

Her Dr. wants her to come in for a biopsy because of squamous cells?

She's worried sick and I'm not sure what any of this means...

Anyone have any idea what this could be?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+are+squamous+cells

Thanks, but has anyone known someone that has had this happen after a gyno visit? Is it relatively routine?

Last time I visited my gyno.....

No.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

That is to say, it's routine and most any doctor with training should recognize them.

But no, I don't know how routine it is following an OB/GYN exam.

 

[krista4]

That is to say, it's routine and most any doctor with training should recognize them.

But no, I don't know how routine it is following an OB/GYN exam.

This is definitely the best place to ask, though.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

That is to say, it's routine and most any doctor with training should recognize them.

But no, I don't know how routine it is following an OB/GYN exam.

This is definitely the best place to ask, though

Indeed. Demographics here are through the roof for this kind of question.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I always come to GMTAN with serious OB/GYN medical questions. Who needs that whole Google thing.

 

[Bucky86]

I always come to GMTAN with serious OB/GYN medical questions. Who needs that whole Google thing.

You guys always seem pretty knowledgeable.

 

[krista4]

I always come to GMTAN with serious OB/GYN medical questions. Who needs that whole Google thing.

I don't even go to the OB/GYN any more. All the answers I need are right here.