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GM's thread about nothing (26 Viewers)

The Obamacare thread is 356 pages long. THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY SIX PAGES!

And the worst thing about it is that I jumped in there at one point and asked if they'd fixed the country's healthcare system yet...so now that f###er is starred on the first page every day for me. God friggin' dammit!
Delete your post, genius.

 
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The Obamacare thread is 356 pages long. THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY SIX PAGES!

And the worst thing about it is that I jumped in there at one point and asked if they'd fixed the country's healthcare system yet...so now that f###er is starred on the first page every day for me. God friggin' dammit!
Delete your post, genius.
Can't search from my phone, and don't have the ambition to remember to do it from my laptop. :shrug:

 
Downloaded The equalizer for the flight home. I'm also drunk enough they may not let me on the plane as I've been at LAx drinking for the last 4 hours. So, we shall see what happens.
you do know there's a strip club about 500 yards from the entrance to LAX, right?

 
The Obamacare thread is 356 pages long. THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY SIX PAGES!

And the worst thing about it is that I jumped in there at one point and asked if they'd fixed the country's healthcare system yet...so now that f###er is starred on the first page every day for me. God friggin' dammit!
Delete your post, genius.
TCan't search from my phone, and don't have the ambition to remember to do it from my laptop. :shrug:
Here you go, Sugartits
 
The Obamacare thread is 356 pages long. THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY SIX PAGES!

And the worst thing about it is that I jumped in there at one point and asked if they'd fixed the country's healthcare system yet...so now that f###er is starred on the first page every day for me. God friggin' dammit!
Delete your post, genius.
TCan't search from my phone, and don't have the ambition to remember to do it from my laptop. :shrug:
Here you go, Sugartits
:wub:

 
super bowl squares this year.

It's $25/square

Payouts are:

1Q = $500

2Q = $500

3Q = $500

4Q = $500

Final (incl OT if played) = $500

PayPal is (nospaces) r e d s o x r j @ g m a i l . c o m
UH 1 (paid)Shuke 1 (paid)

guster 2 (paid)

guster gf 2 (paid)

guster friend 2 (paid)

Tecumseh 4 (paid)

Da Raiders 4

Ignoramus 4

Tre ??

Stryker ??

St Louis Bob 4

GM 4

Uni 4

Frosty 2

heckmanm 1 (paid)

Dan Lambskin 1 (paid)

Bentley 2

Boston Fred 4

Idiot Boxer 2

43 confirmed squares

 
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Add me to the 'I had a dream about Homer' list.

Went to visit Homie at his drinking establishment. Walked in and the place was being remodeled. All the lights on, white walls. Bare bones, basically. A few workers walking around and some customers mingling, just standing around with no chairs or tables. In the corner, Homer is fully decked out in a tuxedo, playing plastic buckets, street performer style. Just going at it. All his liquor is on the floor around him, and he manages to pour drinks while not stopping his performance. Flawlessly, I might add. As I'm watching, thinking I'm going to love relaying this to the GMTAN crowd, the owner approaches me and hands me a note, written by her.

'Tell Homer that I loved his performance.

Next time, remember the finger cymbals.

XOXO - Beverly.'

 
Add me to the 'I had a dream about Homer' list.

Went to visit Homie at his drinking establishment. Walked in and the place was being remodeled. All the lights on, white walls. Bare bones, basically. A few workers walking around and some customers mingling, just standing around with no chairs or tables. In the corner, Homer is fully decked out in a tuxedo, playing plastic buckets, street performer style. Just going at it. All his liquor is on the floor around him, and he manages to pour drinks while not stopping his performance. Flawlessly, I might add. As I'm watching, thinking I'm going to love relaying this to the GMTAN crowd, the owner approaches me and hands me a note, written by her.

'Tell Homer that I loved his performance.

Next time, remember the finger cymbals.

XOXO - Beverly.'
:lmao:

You sure this didn't actually happen? I mean, you described my style to a T.

 
The Obamacare thread is 356 pages long. THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY SIX PAGES!

And the worst thing about it is that I jumped in there at one point and asked if they'd fixed the country's healthcare system yet...so now that f###er is starred on the first page every day for me. God friggin' dammit!
Delete your post, genius.
Can't search from my phone, and don't have the ambition to remember to do it from my laptop. :shrug:
burn it all down.

 
The Obamacare thread is 356 pages long. THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY SIX PAGES!

And the worst thing about it is that I jumped in there at one point and asked if they'd fixed the country's healthcare system yet...so now that f###er is starred on the first page every day for me. God friggin' dammit!
Delete your post, genius.
Can't search from my phone, and don't have the ambition to remember to do it from my laptop. :shrug:
burn it all down.
I have a post somewhere in the National Signing Day thread... which leads me to believe I probably posted a link to one of those sign-language people (the guy from the NYC snow thing is in-freaking-credible, btw) since I know and care nothing about where HS football players will play in college.

so, in a tiny way, I feel your pain.

eta: ok- he went viral. link

 
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super bowl squares this year.

It's $25/square

Payouts are:

1Q = $500

2Q = $500

3Q = $500

4Q = $500

Final (incl OT if played) = $500

PayPal is (nospaces) r e d s o x r j @ g m a i l . c o m
UH 1 (paid)Shuke 1 (paid)

guster 2 (paid)

guster gf 2 (paid)

guster friend 2 (paid)

Tecumseh 4 (paid)

Da Raiders 4

Ignoramus 4

Tre ??

Stryker ??

St Louis Bob 4 (paid)

GM 4

Uni 4

Frosty 2

heckmanm 1 (paid)

Dan Lambskin 1 (paid)

Bentley 2

Boston Fred 4

Idiot Boxer 2 (paid)

ffjunk 2 (paid)

A-aron 4 (paid)

50 confirmed squares

 
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In for 7 to make sure we fill. Will relinquish a couple of someone gets left out

one each for

cos

coswife

cosmom

cosdad

cosdog1

cosdog2

cosdog3

 
Seems unlikely but I'll post it for documentation. Had a dream last night that the score of the Superbowl at half time was 3-0 Patriots. This included an interception (maybe a spectacular or unlikely one?) by the Patriots stopping the only decent drive by the Seahawks.

 
Add me to the 'I had a dream about Homer' list.

Went to visit Homie at his drinking establishment. Walked in and the place was being remodeled. All the lights on, white walls. Bare bones, basically. A few workers walking around and some customers mingling, just standing around with no chairs or tables. In the corner, Homer is fully decked out in a tuxedo, playing plastic buckets, street performer style. Just going at it. All his liquor is on the floor around him, and he manages to pour drinks while not stopping his performance. Flawlessly, I might add. As I'm watching, thinking I'm going to love relaying this to the GMTAN crowd, the owner approaches me and hands me a note, written by her.

'Tell Homer that I loved his performance.

Next time, remember the finger cymbals.

XOXO - Beverly.'
pretty straightforward dream here. you're having second thoughts about your career path, and the knowledge that someone else is finger cymballing broads while he's perfect at work is giving you second thoughts about your career path. You probably want to start painting, or doing something with buckets.

 
super bowl squares this year.

It's $25/square

Payouts are:

1Q = $500

2Q = $500

3Q = $500

4Q = $500

Final (incl OT if played) = $500

PayPal is (nospaces) r e d s o x r j @ g m a i l . c o m
UH 1 (paid)Shuke 1 (paid)

guster 2 (paid)

guster gf 2 (paid)

guster friend 2 (paid)

Tecumseh 4 (paid)

Da Raiders 4

Ignoramus 4

Tre ??

Stryker ??

St Louis Bob 4 (paid)

GM 4

Uni 4

Frosty 2

heckmanm 1 (paid)

Dan Lambskin 1 (paid)

Bentley 2

Boston Fred 4

Idiot Boxer 2 (paid)

ffjunk 2 (paid)

A-aron 4 (paid)

50 confirmed squares
There's no space or capitalization in my name.
 
Add me to the 'I had a dream about Homer' list.

Went to visit Homie at his drinking establishment. Walked in and the place was being remodeled. All the lights on, white walls. Bare bones, basically. A few workers walking around and some customers mingling, just standing around with no chairs or tables. In the corner, Homer is fully decked out in a tuxedo, playing plastic buckets, street performer style. Just going at it. All his liquor is on the floor around him, and he manages to pour drinks while not stopping his performance. Flawlessly, I might add. As I'm watching, thinking I'm going to love relaying this to the GMTAN crowd, the owner approaches me and hands me a note, written by her.

'Tell Homer that I loved his performance.

Next time, remember the finger cymbals.

XOXO - Beverly.'
pretty straightforward dream here. you're having second thoughts about your career path, and the knowledge that someone else is finger cymballing broads while he's perfect at work is giving you second thoughts about your career path. You probably want to start painting, or doing something with buckets.
Maybe tuxedo sales?

 
Add me to the 'I had a dream about Homer' list.

Went to visit Homie at his drinking establishment. Walked in and the place was being remodeled. All the lights on, white walls. Bare bones, basically. A few workers walking around and some customers mingling, just standing around with no chairs or tables. In the corner, Homer is fully decked out in a tuxedo, playing plastic buckets, street performer style. Just going at it. All his liquor is on the floor around him, and he manages to pour drinks while not stopping his performance. Flawlessly, I might add. As I'm watching, thinking I'm going to love relaying this to the GMTAN crowd, the owner approaches me and hands me a note, written by her.

'Tell Homer that I loved his performance.

Next time, remember the finger cymbals.

XOXO - Beverly.'
pretty straightforward dream here. you're having second thoughts about your career path, and the knowledge that someone else is finger cymballing broads while he's perfect at work is giving you second thoughts about your career path. You probably want to start painting, or doing something with buckets.
Maybe tuxedo sales?
That doesn't even make sense
 
Add me to the 'I had a dream about Homer' list.

Went to visit Homie at his drinking establishment. Walked in and the place was being remodeled. All the lights on, white walls. Bare bones, basically. A few workers walking around and some customers mingling, just standing around with no chairs or tables. In the corner, Homer is fully decked out in a tuxedo, playing plastic buckets, street performer style. Just going at it. All his liquor is on the floor around him, and he manages to pour drinks while not stopping his performance. Flawlessly, I might add. As I'm watching, thinking I'm going to love relaying this to the GMTAN crowd, the owner approaches me and hands me a note, written by her.

'Tell Homer that I loved his performance.

Next time, remember the finger cymbals.

XOXO - Beverly.'
pretty straightforward dream here. you're having second thoughts about your career path, and the knowledge that someone else is finger cymballing broads while he's perfect at work is giving you second thoughts about your career path. You probably want to start painting, or doing something with buckets.
Maybe tuxedo sales?
That doesn't even make sense
Sorry. Not sure what I was thinking there.

 

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