GM's thread about nothing (27 Viewers)

[DA RAIDERS]

super bowl squares this year.

It's $25/square

Payouts are:

1Q = $500

2Q = $500

3Q = $500

4Q = $500

Final (incl OT if played) = $500

PayPal is (nospaces) r e d s o x r j @ g m a i l . c o m

UH 1 (paid)Shuke 1 (paid)

guster 2 (paid)

guster gf 2 (paid)

guster friend 2 (paid)

Tecumseh 4 (paid)

Da Raiders 4

Ignoramus 4

Tre ??

Stryker ??

St Louis Bob 4 (paid)

GM 4

Uni 4

Frosty 2

heckmanm 1 (paid)

Dan Lambskin 1 (paid)

Bentley 2

Boston Fred 4

Idiot Boxer 2 (paid)

ffjunk 2 (paid)

A-aron 4 (paid)

50 confirmed squares

paid from rise strong. please label 2 of the squares, da raiders and the other 2, sekock. and don't use the same whack ### randomizer that was used last year. thx for doing this guster!!!!

 

[bostonfred]

sekock sounds like a godzilla villain that comes out of the sea to attack our women.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

sekock sounds like a godzilla villain that comes out of the sea to attack our women.

that's about right. dude slays more tail than most.

 

[General Malaise]

In for 7 to make sure we fill. Will relinquish a couple of someone gets left out

one each for

cos

coswife

cosmom

cosdad

cosdog1

cosdog2

cosdog3

BUT WHAT ABOUT GM'S LITTER?!!!!

I'm in and paid for 4 squares. Playing favorites at this point, sorry wife and twins.

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

I'll take one square, thanks.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Infomercial overdub (youtube vid. probably NSFW audio. OK for headphones)

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Infomercial overdub (youtube vid. probably NSFW audio. OK for headphones)

Notice the irregular curvature of my penis.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Infomercial overdub (youtube vid. probably NSFW audio. OK for headphones)

Notice the irregular curvature of my penis.

"why are you still holding a pen in your hand?"

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Bob, you can always call me. I will answer but not listen. You can share to your hearts content while the phone sits on my coffee table.

I usually call when you're not home.

Does AngryWife talk dirty when you call?

Well, she certainly uses foul language. I guess it all matters what you are in to.

 

[General Malaise]

Cooper diagnosed with shingles. neat.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

ECHL fans build beer pyramid at $1 beer nightMan, $1 beer night at a hockey game in Cincinnati. This should be a popular cornhole option for the GMTAN crowd.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Cooper diagnosed with shingles. neat.

Oh that sucks big time.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Cooper diagnosed with shingles. neat.

####. Best to you and Coop, GB.

My Dad got a booster vaccination for shingles last night, apparently it is going around here too. Oh and I know a guy with the measles. Jenny McCarthy should have her vag filled with lava.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

ECHL fans build beer pyramid at $1 beer night

Man, $1 beer night at a hockey game in Cincinnati. This should be a popular cornhole option for the GMTAN crowd.

I don't think they do that here at the Condors games.

BUT tomorrow night is (school district) night!

You couldn't pay me enough to go...even if beer was $1

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Happy birthday G-Marco

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Cooper diagnosed with shingles. neat.

oooof. where on his body is it? was he vaccinated for chicken pox?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I don't think they do that here at the Condors games.

BUT tomorrow night is (school district) night!

You couldn't pay me enough to go...even if beer was $1

I read that Bako might be getting an AHL team.

EDIT: here's a clip that mentioned it

Then, about a month ago, the news that the Oklahoma City Barons were closing after the conclusion of the current AHL season rippled through the league. It soon became clear that the intention of the Edmonton Oilers, the NHL parent club of the Barons, is to move their farm team to Bakersfield, California. The Oilers purchased the Bakersfiled Condors of the ECHL last season, putting in place the beginning pieces needed to get their AHL club much closer to them.

 

[El Floppo]

Cooper diagnosed with shingles. neat.

Oh that sucks big time.

when did he get the chicken pox? doesn't the shingles happen second?

ugh- poor kid.

 

[CurlyNight]

Poor kid. :( Shingles in kids is not common. About 5% of cases occurs in children under 15. This along with being pregnant with twins without going IVF route....could mean it's a good time to buy a lottery ticket. Best wishes to your child.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Cooper diagnosed with shingles. neat.

####. Best to you and Coop, GB.

My Dad got a booster vaccination for shingles last night, apparently it is going around here too. Oh and I know a guy with the measles. Jenny McCarthy should have her vag filled with lava.

my seed has never been called lava, but i can roll with it. but, seriously, lava in the vag would be letting her off too easy

 

[General Malaise]

Cooper diagnosed with shingles. neat.

####. Best to you and Coop, GB.

My Dad got a booster vaccination for shingles last night, apparently it is going around here too. Oh and I know a guy with the measles. Jenny McCarthy should have her vag filled with lava.

Yeah, they think it is a very mild case and even though he was vaccinated for chicken pox (and everything else offered, #### YOU VERY MUCH JENNY MCCARTHY ) the docs think it's possible he caught a mild strain and it's manifesting in a u-shaped rash on his side. He's had it for a while now and we were treating it with Benadryl ointment, but considering our rash of bad luck with kids, we wanted to get him into his doctor asap. Hydrocortisone and antibiotics for now...we'll see how it reacts.

Okay, Vishnu...I'm plated up here, please find somebody else to pick on.

oh, P and S....my brilliant little sister who lives with my parents and was taken for a massive ride by her sociopathic boyfriend (lied about having a high paying job for months and every day he was supposed to go to work, he either went to the library or his ex-GFs house) is now back together with said BF. They broke up before xmas after she discovered all his lies (we knew he was lying but it took her getting slapped in the face by them to see them), she went scorched earth on his asssss, vandalized his Ducati motorcycle, posted endlessly on FB about how awful he was and cried out for attention (where on earth does she get these traits?), vowed to stay away from psycopathic loser men forever and now....now she's back with him. This is the third time they have broken up and reconciled. Your move, SLB's little sister....

End rant. What kind of condiments are we using for SuperBowl Sunday???

 

[General Malaise]

Poor kid. :( Shingles in kids is not common. About 5% of cases occurs in children under 15. This along with being pregnant with twins without going IVF route....could mean it's a good time to buy a lottery ticket. Best wishes to your child.

Thanks, Curly. Instead of lottery, I turned the keys of my SB account over to the magificant Truckasuarus. What could possibly go wrong?

 

[General Malaise]

Cooper diagnosed with shingles. neat.

Oh that sucks big time.

when did he get the chicken pox? doesn't the shingles happen second?

ugh- poor kid.

He didn't. He was vaccinated. I think the doctors were a little perplexed and aren't 100% on their diagnosis. Wife took him in, so I have only second hand info.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I don't think they do that here at the Condors games.

BUT tomorrow night is (school district) night!

You couldn't pay me enough to go...even if beer was $1

I read that Bako might be getting an AHL team.

EDIT: here's a clip that mentioned it

Then, about a month ago, the news that the Oklahoma City Barons were closing after the conclusion of the current AHL season rippled through the league. It soon became clear that the intention of the Edmonton Oilers, the NHL parent club of the Barons, is to move their farm team to Bakersfield, California. The Oilers purchased the Bakersfiled Condors of the ECHL last season, putting in place the beginning pieces needed to get their AHL club much closer to them.

I can't wait.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Cooper diagnosed with shingles. neat.

Could come in handy with the upcoming renovations. Just saying.

 

[bostonfred]

Forgive me if it's already been asked but what are you going to do with the nesbitt bunch during the day? I can see how she might be skittish about getting a nanny.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So the student I have with the famous football-playing uncle probably won't be at school tomorrow since she gets to go to the SB.

I'm tempted to ask her to get me an autograph.*

*Julian Edelman's

 

[Sammy3469]

End rant. What kind of condiments are we using for SuperBowl Sunday???

See this is a man that cuts through all of life's problems and get to the real issues that need to be solved.

I'm going to the new Maille mustard shop that opened up in the neighborhood and picking up one of the 20 types of mustards they have from their mustard sommelier. Mustard flows from spigots here!

In New York's Upper West Side you will find a Maille boutique, the food lover's best kept secret. Here, hundreds of bottles and dozens of beguiling mustards scale the walls with distinctive, complex and audacious flavors to satisfy even the most demanding taste buds. The Maille Mustard Sommelier offers you to taste.

Taking pride of place is a row of gleaming, ingeniously engineered pumps. For it’s here, drawn by hand, that your selection of condiment is freshly filled into earthenware pots and carefully sealed with cork stoppers. Delicate vinegars, playful vinaigrettes, luxurious tableware and unique gifts for food lovers are also to be found, all accompanied by inspiring food tips and recipes to take home with you

http://gothamist.com/2014/12/10/mustard_sommelier.php

Oh and get well, Coop!

 

[General Malaise]

Forgive me if it's already been asked but what are you going to do with the nesbitt bunch during the day? I can see how she might be skittish about getting a nanny.

Already covered, GB. Hazel had a nanny for 2 years, but we took her to her house. Wonderful lady from south of the border who was a bit on the heavy side. Posed no real risk in the eyes of my sagacious wife.

Wife will be quitting her job in March and will stay home full time. I'm thinking about taking a job in latex sales that demands extensive travel across the globe and also space.

 

[General Malaise]

End rant. What kind of condiments are we using for SuperBowl Sunday???

See this is a man that cuts through all of life's problems and get to the real issues that need to be solved.

I'm going to the new Maille mustard shop that opened up in the neighborhood and picking up one of the 20 types of mustards they have from their mustard sommelier. Mustard flows from spigots here!

In New York's Upper West Side you will find a Maille boutique, the food lover's best kept secret. Here, hundreds of bottles and dozens of beguiling mustards scale the walls with distinctive, complex and audacious flavors to satisfy even the most demanding taste buds. The Maille Mustard Sommelier offers you to taste.

Taking pride of place is a row of gleaming, ingeniously engineered pumps. For it’s here, drawn by hand, that your selection of condiment is freshly filled into earthenware pots and carefully sealed with cork stoppers. Delicate vinegars, playful vinaigrettes, luxurious tableware and unique gifts for food lovers are also to be found, all accompanied by inspiring food tips and recipes to take home with you

http://gothamist.com/2014/12/10/mustard_sommelier.php

Oh and get well, Coop!

I saw a news story on that and was highly intrigued as a fan of fancy moutards.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

My goal is to not watch a single second of the super bowl this year. I think I can do it. Maybe I'll catch a movie.

 

[bostonfred]

Forgive me if it's already been asked but what are you going to do with the nesbitt bunch during the day? I can see how she might be skittish about getting a nanny.

Already covered, GB. Hazel had a nanny for 2 years, but we took her to her house. Wonderful lady from south of the border who was a bit on the heavy side. Posed no real risk in the eyes of my sagacious wife.

Wife will be quitting her job in March and will stay home full time. I'm thinking about taking a job in latex sales that demands extensive travel across the globe and also space.

love you. Latex or no.

 

[El Floppo]

End rant. What kind of condiments are we using for SuperBowl Sunday???

See this is a man that cuts through all of life's problems and get to the real issues that need to be solved.

I'm going to the new Maille mustard shop that opened up in the neighborhood and picking up one of the 20 types of mustards they have from their mustard sommelier. Mustard flows from spigots here!

In New York's Upper West Side you will find a Maille boutique, the food lover's best kept secret. Here, hundreds of bottles and dozens of beguiling mustards scale the walls with distinctive, complex and audacious flavors to satisfy even the most demanding taste buds. The Maille Mustard Sommelier offers you to taste.

Taking pride of place is a row of gleaming, ingeniously engineered pumps. For it’s here, drawn by hand, that your selection of condiment is freshly filled into earthenware pots and carefully sealed with cork stoppers. Delicate vinegars, playful vinaigrettes, luxurious tableware and unique gifts for food lovers are also to be found, all accompanied by inspiring food tips and recipes to take home with you

http://gothamist.com/2014/12/10/mustard_sommelier.php

Oh and get well, Coop!

I saw a news story on that and was highly intrigued as a fan of fancy moutards.

still funny

 

[Limp Ditka]

My goal is to not watch a single second of the super bowl this year. I think I can do it. Maybe I'll catch a movie.

But you're still going to have condiments, right?

 

[Sammy3469]

End rant. What kind of condiments are we using for SuperBowl Sunday???

See this is a man that cuts through all of life's problems and get to the real issues that need to be solved.

I'm going to the new Maille mustard shop that opened up in the neighborhood and picking up one of the 20 types of mustards they have from their mustard sommelier. Mustard flows from spigots here!

In New York's Upper West Side you will find a Maille boutique, the food lover's best kept secret. Here, hundreds of bottles and dozens of beguiling mustards scale the walls with distinctive, complex and audacious flavors to satisfy even the most demanding taste buds. The Maille Mustard Sommelier offers you to taste.

Taking pride of place is a row of gleaming, ingeniously engineered pumps. For it’s here, drawn by hand, that your selection of condiment is freshly filled into earthenware pots and carefully sealed with cork stoppers. Delicate vinegars, playful vinaigrettes, luxurious tableware and unique gifts for food lovers are also to be found, all accompanied by inspiring food tips and recipes to take home with you

http://gothamist.com/2014/12/10/mustard_sommelier.php

Oh and get well, Coop!

I saw a news story on that and was highly intrigued as a fan of fancy moutards.

Pic:

http://www.grubstreet.com/2014/12/maille-mustard-boutique-new-york-city-mustard-sommelier.html

 

[Limp Ditka]

End rant. What kind of condiments are we using for SuperBowl Sunday???

See this is a man that cuts through all of life's problems and get to the real issues that need to be solved.

I'm going to the new Maille mustard shop that opened up in the neighborhood and picking up one of the 20 types of mustards they have from their mustard sommelier. Mustard flows from spigots here!

In New York's Upper West Side you will find a Maille boutique, the food lover's best kept secret. Here, hundreds of bottles and dozens of beguiling mustards scale the walls with distinctive, complex and audacious flavors to satisfy even the most demanding taste buds. The Maille Mustard Sommelier offers you to taste.

Taking pride of place is a row of gleaming, ingeniously engineered pumps. For its here, drawn by hand, that your selection of condiment is freshly filled into earthenware pots and carefully sealed with cork stoppers. Delicate vinegars, playful vinaigrettes, luxurious tableware and unique gifts for food lovers are also to be found, all accompanied by inspiring food tips and recipes to take home with you

http://gothamist.com/2014/12/10/mustard_sommelier.php

Oh and get well, Coop!

I saw a news story on that and was highly intrigued as a fan of fancy moutards.

Pic:

http://www.grubstreet.com/2014/12/maille-mustard-boutique-new-york-city-mustard-sommelier.html

Rules.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Don't see any places trying to pull that crap with catsup

 

[DA RAIDERS]

So the student I have with the famous football-playing uncle probably won't be at school tomorrow since she gets to go to the SB.

I'm tempted to ask her to get me an autograph.*

*Julian Edelman's

vince wolfork

 

[Limp Ditka]

So the student I have with the famous football-playing uncle probably won't be at school tomorrow since she gets to go to the SB.

I'm tempted to ask her to get me an autograph.*

*Julian Edelman's

vince wolfork

Aaron Hernandez

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

No. Julian Edelman.

 

[General Malaise]

Accidentally posted these in the Five Guys thread.


I watched episode 3-4 of True Detective last night. Holy balls, does that escalate in a hurry. Was a weee bit slow to start, but my god, am I hooked.

Also, are these her real eyes or are they contacts? She is stunning.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

My goal is to not watch a single second of the super bowl this year. I think I can do it. Maybe I'll catch a movie.

But you're still going to have condiments, right?

Well sure. Maybe a nice soft pretzel with mustard.

 

[Thorn]

ECHL fans build beer pyramid at $1 beer night

Man, $1 beer night at a hockey game in Cincinnati. This should be a popular cornhole option for the GMTAN crowd.

ooooh, Miller Hi Life!

 

[UniAlias]

Accidentally posted these in the Five Guys thread.

I watched episode 3-4 of True Detective last night. Holy balls, does that escalate in a hurry. Was a weee bit slow to start, but my god, am I hooked.

Also, are these her real eyes or are they contacts? She is stunning.

She is the best. Such great skin.

 

[Drifter]

Where should I eat in Boston's Backbay? Staying at the Lenox.

 

[Guster]

super bowl squares this year.

It's $25/square

Payouts are:

1Q = $500

2Q = $500

3Q = $500

4Q = $500

Final (incl OT if played) = $500

PayPal is (nospaces) r e d s o x r j @ g m a i l . c o m

UH 1 (paid)Shuke 1 (paid)

guster 2 (paid)

guster gf 2 (paid)

guster friend 2 (paid)

Tecumseh 4 (paid)

Da Raiders 4 (paid)

Ignoramus 4 (paid)

Tre ??

Stryker 4

St Louis Bob 4 (paid)

GM 4 (paid)

Uni 4 (paid)

Frosty 2 (paid)

heckmanm 1 (paid)

Dan Lambskin 1 (paid)

Bentley 2

Boston Fred 4

Idiot Boxer 2 (paid)

ffjunk 2 (paid)

A-aron 4 (paid)

YSR 2

Cos 7 (paid)

Tiger Fan 2

Fat Guy 1 (paid)

Drifter 4

Charvik 4 (paid)

Annyong 1 (paid)

75 confirmed squares

 

[Drifter]

I'll take 4

 

[Frostillicus]

Payment sent gruster

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I won't buy any football squares unless I get to pick the numbers.

 

[Ignoramus]

I just spent 20 minutes explaining squares to a girl at the office. She's lucky she has huge knockers and wears skin-tight, low-cut clothing or I would have cut it off after 5.