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Frostillicus
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Not sarcasm.
ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
"I'm not wearing gold shoes! Ew!"
"Champagne shoes I'm fine with. That will work."
"Champagne shoes I'm fine with. That will work."
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
JFC, Dyl just scared the #### out of me. He's always trying to sneak up on me and finally accomplished his goal. I almost popped him. Then he yells "I'M A NINJA!! 
". Little ####er. <_<
". Little ####er. <_<
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ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
Apparently the brides dress was a size bigger than she was expecting. My wife has already spent 20 minutes consoling her.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
So like, they pour champagne into shoe shaped molds and then freeze it? How long can she wear them before they melt and stuff?
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Did she tell the bride she won't be able to fit in the dress about a month after the wedding?
ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
12 year old Norwood would be disgusted with how my life turned out
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Looks like Mittens was....
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Cat-fished
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
"The pearls can't be too chunky"
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Zero Punches!JFC, Dyl just scared the #### out of me. He's always trying to sneak up on me and finally accomplished his goal. I almost popped him. Then he yells "I'M A NINJA!!
ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
"It's hard to pull off silver without it being too silver"
ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
I think I married wheelhouse
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
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Frostillicus
Footballguy
ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
"There's a cute one with a wedge and a peep toe". I think they're talking about golf now.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Jeff: Ugh. Hi, hon. Okay.
Adam: What was that?
Jeff: OhThat's what I refer to as the nothing call. Audrey calls me to tell me that she's almost home. Like I won't piece it together when she walks through the door. I swear, one of these days I'm just gonna say, "why the hell are you telling me that?"
Adam: That sounds annoying.
Jeff: Oh, it is. But it's, you know, all part of the deal.
Adam: What was that?
Jeff: OhThat's what I refer to as the nothing call. Audrey calls me to tell me that she's almost home. Like I won't piece it together when she walks through the door. I swear, one of these days I'm just gonna say, "why the hell are you telling me that?"
Adam: That sounds annoying.
Jeff: Oh, it is. But it's, you know, all part of the deal.
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Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
I answer the phone..
Me: Hey
Wife: I'm off. So I'll be home in 10. I'll change quickly and then we can go to the Moore's.
Me: OK, see you th...
Wife: Listen to what Josh did today...you know every Friday we have to run TPS reports, right? So today...
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Thinking of a kickstarter type fund to send a GoPro to Derbyhole so they can film and/or stream the festivities for us. Who's in?
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kevzilla
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
I'm in for watching video from Derbyhole but not for starting the kickstarter or any money.
Thanks for the support. We can do this.
Zow
Footballguy
Supplies!JFC, Dyl just scared the #### out of me. He's always trying to sneak up on me and finally accomplished his goal. I almost popped him. Then he yells "I'M A NINJA!!
####er. <_<
Frostillicus
Footballguy
My wife just told me if she ever found out I was a serial killer she would turn me in. WTF?
kevzilla
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
If Frosty and/or Annyong were serial killers I would tell you guys.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
The night they hired Mark Trestman?I got "The Night Chicago Died"Meet Virginia
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
I'm sure you've told this story before, but how did you happen into being a Bears' fan? You're too old to have kid-bandwagonned the '85 team.The night they hired Mark Trestman?I got "The Night Chicago Died"Meet Virginia
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Long story.I'm sure you've told this story before, but how did you happen into being a Bears' fan? You're too old to have kid-bandwagonned the '85 team.The night they hired Mark Trestman?I got "The Night Chicago Died"Meet Virginia
Basically a Walter Payton fan at first.
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