GM's thread about nothing (30 Viewers)

[-fish-]

I probably would have taken the drugs and then used them to pick up a girl(s) with low standards and a very vague sense of morality.

of course. even this guy gets it, and he's been married for like 70 years.

Back before I met my wife, in the 80s...the 1980s...I was never a big Colombian Marching Powder guy. But if I was given some or whatever I knew what to do with it.

That and California Coolers were awesome bait for low self-esteem foxy babes.

I could teach classes on how to bait low-self esteem chicks. Maybe like an extension course or something.

 

[bostonfred]

You guys are my witnesses. I want this and only this as my obit.

seems like it would be confusing if we don't at least change the name and picture

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I probably would have taken the drugs and then used them to pick up a girl(s) with low standards and a very vague sense of morality.

of course. even this guy gets it, and he's been married for like 70 years.

Back before I met my wife, in the 80s...the 1980s...I was never a big Colombian Marching Powder guy. But if I was given some or whatever I knew what to do with it.

That and California Coolers were awesome bait for low self-esteem foxy babes.

I could teach classes on how to bait low-self esteem chicks. Maybe like an extension course or something.

Could you imagine if we teamed up?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

GD hero right here folks

 

[-fish-]

I probably would have taken the drugs and then used them to pick up a girl(s) with low standards and a very vague sense of morality.

of course. even this guy gets it, and he's been married for like 70 years.

Back before I met my wife, in the 80s...the 1980s...I was never a big Colombian Marching Powder guy. But if I was given some or whatever I knew what to do with it.

That and California Coolers were awesome bait for low self-esteem foxy babes.

I could teach classes on how to bait low-self esteem chicks. Maybe like an extension course or something.

Could you imagine if we teamed up?

fly in homer as a guest lecturer. maybe knuckles or pee girl as a testimonial.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I probably would have taken the drugs and then used them to pick up a girl(s) with low standards and a very vague sense of morality.

of course. even this guy gets it, and he's been married for like 70 years.

Back before I met my wife, in the 80s...the 1980s...I was never a big Colombian Marching Powder guy. But if I was given some or whatever I knew what to do with it.

That and California Coolers were awesome bait for low self-esteem foxy babes.

I could teach classes on how to bait low-self esteem chicks. Maybe like an extension course or something.

Could you imagine if we teamed up?

fly in homer as a guest lecturer. maybe knuckles or pee girl as a testimonial.

jeebus crisp

 

[ScottNorwood]

GD hero right here folks

I like dinosaurs

 

[heckmanm]

You guys are my witnesses. I want this and only this as my obit.

seems like it would be confusing if we don't at least change the name and picture

Yet somehow quite fitting, don't you think?

 

[kevzilla]

At the bar. It's a bad sign if the band is all seated.

 

[Drifter]

At the bar. It's a bad sign if the band is all seated.

Bluegrass, Blues and Jazz can all get away with this.

 

[bostonfred]

Maybe they're only about to rock.

 

[kevzilla]

At the bar. It's a bad sign if the band is all seated.

Bluegrass, Blues and Jazz can all get away with this.

More like classic rock. They're just old.

 

[Drifter]

I'll watch this 10 times tonight at least:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1c2KzJbcGA

 

[Drifter]

At the bar. It's a bad sign if the band is all seated.

Bluegrass, Blues and Jazz can all get away with this.

More like classic rock. They're just old.

Get your lounger ready

head out to the living room

Looking for a place to rest

and whatever's on TV

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Confidence.

 

[krista4]

Since Mr. krista is now gainfully employed, I'm going out hiking with various strangers over the next few days. Nothing could possibly go wrong with that, yes?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Confidence.

Nice. That kid sucks.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Since Mr. krista is now gainfully employed, I'm going out hiking with various strangers over the next few days. Nothing could possibly go wrong with that, yes?

http://cbsnews2.cbsistatic.com/hub/i/r/2011/08/01/5aa33c71-a643-11e2-a3f0-029118418759/thumbnail/620x350/2109721f81d6e0e92ed970b57c9c585d/ted_bundy.jpg

 

[Drifter]

Kind of boring in here tonight. Anyone have any blow?

 

[krista4]

Since Mr. krista is now gainfully employed, I'm going out hiking with various strangers over the next few days. Nothing could possibly go wrong with that, yes?

http://cbsnews2.cbsistatic.com/hub/i/r/2011/08/01/5aa33c71-a643-11e2-a3f0-029118418759/thumbnail/620x350/2109721f81d6e0e92ed970b57c9c585d/ted_bundy.jpg

He looks nice.

 

[kevzilla]

Kind of boring in here tonight. Anyone have any blow?

I've been checking the floor of this bar very carefully. Nothing doing.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Since Mr. krista is now gainfully employed, I'm going out hiking with various strangers over the next few days. Nothing could possibly go wrong with that, yes?

http://cbsnews2.cbsistatic.com/hub/i/r/2011/08/01/5aa33c71-a643-11e2-a3f0-029118418759/thumbnail/620x350/2109721f81d6e0e92ed970b57c9c585d/ted_bundy.jpg

He looks nice.

http://www.geocities.ws/narcolet/kemper.jpg

 

[mr roboto]

Only Tanner would still use a geocities link.

 

[Frostillicus]

Angelfire!

 

[bentley]

Watching Gone in 60 Seconds. I can't help but watch every time it's on.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Watching Gone in 60 Seconds. I can't help but watch every time it's on.

You better be talking about the original.

 

[bentley]

Watching Gone in 60 Seconds. I can't help but watch every time it's on.

You better be talking about the original.

Yes. If the original has Nicolas Cage spazzing out in a garage to Low Rider.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Watching Gone in 60 Seconds. I can't help but watch every time it's on.

You better be talking about the original.

Yes. If the original has Nicolas Cage spazzing out in a garage to Low Rider.

No. Now I'm in a bad mood.

 

[bentley]

Helicopter chasing the 67 through flood canals. Brilliant filmmaking.

 

[kevzilla]

When the band went into "I am the Walrus" I knew it was time to come home.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I'll watch this 10 times tonight at least:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1c2KzJbcGA

Leslie Hall is an Ames native. Does not rule hard.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

We're getting a Mr. Pickles in town next week. Feels like we've made it.

 

[Frostillicus]

I'll watch this 10 times tonight at least:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1c2KzJbcGA

Leslie Hall is an Ames native. Does not rule hard.

Once saw Jake Sullivan pull up for a NBA three+ on a 2-on-1 fastbreak against Kansas there. Ruled.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

BTW, I don't know why that dickface thinks I'm in the Cake B league. I'd rather be in a league with Zangrilli.

 

[Frostillicus]

BTW, I don't know why that dickface thinks I'm in the Cake B league. I'd rather be in a league with Zangrilli.

Come on play with me.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

BTW, I don't know why that dickface thinks I'm in the Cake B league. I'd rather be in a league with Zangrilli.

Come on play with me.

GMTAN FB? I'll do it.

 

[Frostillicus]

BTW, I don't know why that dickface thinks I'm in the Cake B league. I'd rather be in a league with Zangrilli.

Come on play with me.

GMTAN FB? I'll do it.

I think it's just you, me, and stupid TRE though. But come on.

 

[Guster]

Several years ago, I dated a girl for 2.5+ years (and lived with her).

During that time, I never once farted in front of her and she only did once or twice in a drunken state. There were many times when I had some intestional pains and ran into another room far enough away that I could gain some relief without having the noise or scent intrude.

With the current gf, I have tried to follow a similar path, but have mastered the art of achieving relief without any sound. Fast forward to this week and not once, but twice, she has drunkenly let it rip. This is pretty much a green light to take the relationship to an open, if reserved, farting status, right?

 

[Guster]

BTW, I don't know why that dickface thinks I'm in the Cake B league. I'd rather be in a league with Zangrilli.

Come on play with me.

GMTAN FB? I'll do it.

I think it's just you, me, and stupid TRE though. But come on.

If I wasn't already in 3 leagues, I'd consider sharing a team with someone

 

[Frostillicus]

Several years ago, I dated a girl for 2.5+ years (and lived with her).

During that time, I never once farted in front of her and she only did once or twice in a drunken state. There were many times when I had some intestional pains and ran into another room far enough away that I could gain some relief without having the noise or scent intrude.

With the current gf, I have tried to follow a similar path, but have mastered the art of achieving relief without any sound. Fast forward to this week and not once, but twice, she has drunkenly let it rip. This is pretty much a green light to take the relationship to an open, if reserved, farting status, right?

Fart away my friend.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Or a green light for butt sex.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

That's how you know it's serious.

Oh man that reminds me I didn't tell you about how awesome my MIL was SB weekend. And by awesome I mean

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Or a green light for butt sex.

Pretty sure that if an animal is emitting smells and strange noises, it's trying to keep you away from it.

 

[bentley]

Poot.

This Walk of Shame movie is terrible. But I've watched at least part of it twice this week because of Elizabeth Banks in the yellow dress. I think I'm turning into Abe.

 

[Guster]

Kind of boring in here tonight. Anyone have any blow?

I had a nice stash, but think I lost it at a bar I was in recently

 

[Guster]

We had Indian last night (K4 > ) and it must have done a number on her digestive systems because after a bottle of wine, she let one rip that smelled so bad she decided her only course of action was to blame it on me. Pretty sure this means it's love, right?

 

[Guster]

I have different status of drunk, but I am currently maintaining the level where I search ebay for Bo Jackson rookie cards. This is one of my favorite levels of drunk and has resulted in quite the collection over the years

 

[Drifter]

Guster. Any relationship not built on I'm a farting, gambling, drinking, occasionally blow doing, porn watching, derogatory, make fun of your friends, make fun of you, occasionally I get blind drunk, Roadhouse is awesome, and so is Alien, and so is Godfather, and sometimes I listen to the Beasties really loud, and that thousand dollar bet was a sure thing and I love the Pogues and did I mention I've done a 9 foot bong and if I found coke in a bar I'd put it in my pocket and drag all my married friends down to hell with me is destined to fail

 

[Drifter]

Wassup?

 

[Guster]

Guster. Any relationship not built on I'm a farting, gambling, drinking, occasionally blow doing, porn watching, derogatory, make fun of your friends, make fun of you, occasionally I get blind drunk, Roadhouse is awesome, and so is Alien, and so is Godfather, and sometimes I listen to the Beasties really loud, and that thousand dollar bet was a sure thing and I love the Pogues and did I mention I've done a 9 foot bong and if I found coke in a bar I'd put it in my pocket and drag all my married friends down to hell with me is destined to fail

You described her to a T... I've lived a bit more conservative life