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I waited an extra 3-4 songs in too small Mariner pajamas that the staff gave me and wearing a thin layer of another man's barf on the chance to hear that song. Didn't happenState of Love and Trust?

I waited an extra 3-4 songs in too small Mariner pajamas that the staff gave me and wearing a thin layer of another man's barf on the chance to hear that song. Didn't happenState of Love and Trust?
Not good man, but still better than a one-nighter with Dentist.
A little splash on the back is one thing, taking an entire big gulp cup and throwing it on you is another thing. I couldn't do it.Reminds me of the time I wore my Randy Moss jersey for the first time when the Cowboys came to the Metrodome to play the Vikings, probably 1999.
There were two Cowboys fans behind me and one was totally wasted before the game even started, practically passed out. First quarter he throws up into his cupped hands and some splashed on my back. ?
They got kicked out. I ran down to the restroom and rinsed my shirt out in the sink, wrung it out and went back to my seat. It got clean. I didn’t consider leaving.
Yeah I hear you. You gotta do what you gotta do. The jersey rinsed out pretty well because it’s a jersey. A regular shirt would’ve been a mess. I just wanted to relay my puked on story.A little splash on the back is one thing, taking an entire big gulp cup and throwing it on you is another thing. I couldn't do it.
Did the puke go down your shirt in an evenflow?
you vs. himI was standing about the 10th row for the Rollong Stones, and was way past over served
It was near the end of the show, so instead of running to the bathroom to relieve my over served self, I peed in a used beer cup
I didn’t want to set it below my seat for fear of kicking it over....so I did the obvious thing, I dumped it out. The bad news was I dumped it straight down the leg of my good buddy
He still brings this up, almost 20 years later....We’ll be in attendance together this Monday night for Pearl Jam, hope payback isn’t on his mind
Sympathy for the Peed OnI was standing about the 10th row for the Rollong Stones, and was way past over served
It was near the end of the show, so instead of running to the bathroom to relieve my over served self, I peed in a used beer cup
I didn’t want to set it below my seat for fear of kicking it over....so I did the obvious thing, I dumped it out. The bad news was I dumped it straight down the leg of my good buddy
He still brings this up, almost 20 years later....We’ll be in attendance together this Monday night for Pearl Jam, hope payback isn’t on his mind
Nowhere near an EG72 story, but I got peed on once by my college roommate.nirad3 said:Sympathy for the Peed On
Oof. That's pretty bad when your little general makes a girl ralph.Back in highschool my good friend was hooking up with chick at a party. He was getting. Shortly after she started she threw up all over his junk and shorts. He was referred to as barf balls for a bit after that. At least you aren't barf balls.
I can't get one like? not one "amen brotha"? .... this is good stuff here!Bossman said:This story reminds me of the time that I got so drunk at a bar that I puked on myself.
I sat there and told the bartender that my wife is going to know that I over did it AGAIN. I'm so screwed.
He gave me a good idea. He said to put a $10 bill in my shirt pocket and when she asks what happened, tell her the guy next to you puked on you and gave you $10 to get your shirt cleaned.
Great idea.
So I got home ... there she was, standing there in the kitchen, arms folded.
"Look at you! Did you puke on yourself!?" .... "Nope, guy next to me puked on me. He gave me $10 to get my shirt cleaned" .. I pull a $20 bill out of my shirt pocket.
"That's a 20 ... I thought you said he gave you $10" ...
"well that was before he crapped in my pants on the cab ride home".
I laughedI can't get one like? not one "amen brotha"? .... this is good stuff here!
I don't know why I waste my time on the likes of all you. No appreciation for my pain and suffering.
If you were the first to post it, sure.I can't get one like? not one "amen brotha"? .... this is good stuff here!
I don't know why I waste my time on the likes of all you. No appreciation for my pain and suffering.
A drunk walks into a bar, orders a shot and and immediately pukes all over his own shirt. "Wha' my gonna do now? My wifez gonna kill me."
"Relax," the bartender says, "give me a five-dollar bill." The bartender folds up the bill and puts it in the guy's shirt pocket. "Tell your wife some drunk puked on you and gave you five bucks to have your shirt cleaned."
"Thass a great idea!"
When the drunk gets home his wife answers the door. "Where have you been? What happened to your shirt?"
He tries to put on a sober voice and says, "Relaaax honey, some drunk guy puked on me and gave me five bucks to have my shirt cleaned."
The drunk's wife reaches in his pocket, grabs the money, and says, "There's $10 in here!"
"Oh yeah, he #### my pants, too."
Lives life seeking affirmation from strangers on a fantasy football forum. I feel sorry for you!I can't get one like? not one "amen brotha"? .... this is good stuff here!
I don't know why I waste my time on the likes of all you. No appreciation for my pain and suffering.
oh crap. That would explain it. suppose I should read the hole thread before posting. ... but I'm a lazy american.If you were the first to post it, sure.