GPJ's Trash Can: Bender is Our Sour Shoes (1 Viewer)

[Good Posting Judge]

Hawk Harrelson came up with his most well-known calls -- "He gone", "You can put it on the board, YES!", etc., while he was drunk off his ###.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Re: Caitlyn Jenner

I only consider somebody a women if I would stick my penis all in there.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Re: Caitlyn Jenner

I only consider somebody a women if I would stick my penis all in there.

So old ladies aren't women?

Or are they.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Re: Caitlyn Jenner

I only consider somebody a women if I would stick my penis all in there.

So old ladies aren't women?

Or are they.

Depends

 

[[icon]]

Re: Caitlyn Jenner

I only consider somebody a women if I would stick my penis all in there.

So old ladies aren't women?

Or are they.

Depends

Brand whore.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

sometimes I LOL at the smurfs.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

sometimes I LOL at the smurfs.

I bet Smurfette whistles when she walks.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Do you think the Smurfs schedule out their Smurfette time or is there just like some random wheel that they spin every night.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Do you think the Smurfs schedule out their Smurfette time or is there just like some random wheel that they spin every night.

More like the Houston 500 probably.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Do you think the Smurfs schedule out their Smurfette time or is there just like some random wheel that they spin every night.

Pretty sure they're all a bunch of homos and Smurfette is just Decathalon Smurf gone transgender

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Tim has gotta be looking at this thread title like "What the ####, why would you not post a post."

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

There's a subreddit dedicated to putting words on stock photos https://www.reddit.com/r/youdontsurf

The title comes from this http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-07/28/15/enhanced/webdr10/enhanced-28324-1406574006-17.jpg

Oh some might be NSFW

 

[hagmania]

^^

Harold is a minor deity imo.

 

[Hov34]

Re: Caitlyn Jenner


I wouldn't #### Caitlyn Jenner with Tim's ****.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

^^

Harold is a minor deity imo.

Not really porn https://www.reddit.com/r/HaroldPorn

 

[Good Posting Judge]

There's a subreddit dedicated to putting words on stock photos https://www.reddit.com/r/youdontsurf

The title comes from this http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-07/28/15/enhanced/webdr10/enhanced-28324-1406574006-17.jpg

Oh some might be NSFW

Crying over here.

 

[RUSF18]

I'm pretty sure a woman in my office who I met for the first time today just propositioned me. I'm happily married, BTW.

She looks very much like Kristen Wiig, except with kind of weird hair, ironically.

 

[hagmania]

baneposting beats youdontsurf but just barely.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

That's a leveraging opportunity, my friend.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

There's a subreddit dedicated to putting words on stock photos https://www.reddit.com/r/youdontsurf

The title comes from this http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-07/28/15/enhanced/webdr10/enhanced-28324-1406574006-17.jpg

Oh some might be NSFW

Crying over here.

http://i.imgur.com/9YS8PdN.jpg

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

There's a subreddit dedicated to putting words on stock photos https://www.reddit.com/r/youdontsurf

The title comes from this http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-07/28/15/enhanced/webdr10/enhanced-28324-1406574006-17.jpg

Oh some might be NSFW

Crying over here.

http://i.imgur.com/9YS8PdN.jpg

Actual lol

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

OPM - this #### should be in your thread about reddit, #######it

 

[John Bender]

I troll yard sale pages from across the country on facebook

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153245574962740&set=gm.1606665612936547&type=1&theater

 

[[icon]]

There's a subreddit dedicated to putting words on stock photos https://www.reddit.com/r/youdontsurf

The title comes from this http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-07/28/15/enhanced/webdr10/enhanced-28324-1406574006-17.jpg

Oh some might be NSFW

Crying over here.

http://i.imgur.com/9YS8PdN.jpg

Nickle, please

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I troll yard sale pages from across the country on facebook

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153245574962740&set=gm.1606665612936547&type=1&theater

That rules

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

OPM - this #### should be in your thread about reddit, #######it

http://i.imgur.com/fCKvjwx.jpg

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I troll yard sale pages from across the country on facebook

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153245574962740&set=gm.1606665612936547&type=1&theater

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I troll yard sale pages from across the country on facebook

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153245574962740&set=gm.1606665612936547&type=1&theater

That rules

No doubt. This is good work.

 

[John Bender]

I troll yard sale pages from across the country on facebook

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153245574962740&set=gm.1606665612936547&type=1&theater

Literally been doing this for months.

My favorite shtick is to ask people selling shoes if they have them in other sizes.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I troll yard sale pages from across the country on facebook

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153245574962740&set=gm.1606665612936547&type=1&theater

Literally been doing this for months.

My favorite shtick is to ask people selling shoes if they have them in other sizes.

I'm dying over here.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I troll yard sale pages from across the country on facebook

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153245574962740&set=gm.1606665612936547&type=1&theater

Literally been doing this for months. My favorite shtick is to ask people selling shoes if they have them in other sizes.

Awesome

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Can I call in a BenderStrike on my town's garage sale page?

 

[John Bender]

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=456413371197852&set=gm.1603894816546960&type=1&theater

 

[John Bender]

Can I call in a BenderStrike on my town's garage sale page?

Yup

PM me the info or tell me where to look

 

[Dan Lambskin]

####in Bender

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=456413371197852&set=gm.1603894816546960&type=1&theater

Lolololol

 

[Dan Lambskin]

My wife is selling a ton of #### on Facebook

Would ask you to troll her but she just blocks anyone with a stupid question

 

[John Bender]

one of my favorites

https://www.facebook.com/groups/killinglyctyardsale/permalink/531177887038233/

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

My wife is selling a ton of #### on Facebook

Would ask you to troll her but she just blocks anyone with a stupid question

Frosty wife sells a bunch of stuff too.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

one of my favorites

https://www.facebook.com/groups/killinglyctyardsale/permalink/531177887038233/

Dammit

 

[TheAristocrat]

I troll yard sale pages from across the country on facebook

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153245574962740&set=gm.1606665612936547&type=1&theater

Literally been doing this for months.

My favorite shtick is to ask people selling shoes if they have them in other sizes.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

My wife is selling a ton of #### on Facebook

Would ask you to troll her but she just blocks anyone with a stupid question

Frosty wife sells a bunch of stuff too.

Get this...earlier I heard my wife say "I just love these essential oils"

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://i.imgur.com/Xyx8bO4.jpg?1

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

My wife is selling a ton of #### on Facebook

Would ask you to troll her but she just blocks anyone with a stupid question

Frosty wife sells a bunch of stuff too.

Get this...earlier I heard my wife say "I just love these essential oils"

divorce imo

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Balloon Head is right, you need to get the #### out.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

My wife is selling a ton of #### on Facebook

Would ask you to troll her but she just blocks anyone with a stupid question

Frosty wife sells a bunch of stuff too.

Get this...earlier I heard my wife say "I just love these essential oils"

divorce imo

I have 3 kids

The oldest is 6

Cheaper to keep her

 

[tonydead]

I troll yard sale pages from across the country on facebook

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153245574962740&set=gm.1606665612936547&type=1&theater

Literally been doing this for months.

My favorite shtick is to ask people selling shoes if they have them in other sizes.

More please.

 

[John Bender]

Can I call in a BenderStrike on my town's garage sale page?

and we're off

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Can I call in a BenderStrike on my town's garage sale page?

and we're off

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[Tecumseh]

Can I call in a BenderStrike on my town's garage sale page?

and we're off

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