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Guy goes to Mexico to commit suicide, ends up... (1 Viewer)

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Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.

Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well #### a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.

Spent a full week snorting coke off ####, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke ****, and had three FFM threesomes.

Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all.

 

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