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Guy Makes A Vid Of Himself Riding a Bike Over A Lamborghini (1 Viewer)

You would hope somehow the owner gets to this punk with charges or fists if he see fit. At a minimum one would hope karma catches up to the kid and he gets t-boned on his BMX bike by a different Lamborghini.

 
Is there a way to figure out who it is? I think he gets away with it unless he has a really big mouth.
He posted it to his instagram account. I can't imagine it'll be very difficult.
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The fact that it is recorded makes it look as a planned event. He probably said to his buddy "hey dude, wouldn't it be just sick if I ride over that car? Durr Hurr" and then his boy filmed it,because that is what idiots today do. Police must love this vine and instagram loving generation for making their lives so easy.

 
This will not end well for him.
10+ years ago, there was a guy who posted a vid of himself pissing on a Ferrari. It didn't end well for him either.
Was it your Ferrari? What happened?
Not mine. Google Gibby Pees on a Ferrari for the story.

I don't remember all the details but the owner lost his key and left it parked in a Mall. Gibby peed on it and a bunch of owners tracked him down and made his life miserable. I think he got fired. By the end, he was apologizing and asking for forgiveness.

 
This will not end well for him.
10+ years ago, there was a guy who posted a vid of himself pissing on a Ferrari. It didn't end well for him either.
Was it your Ferrari? What happened?
Not mine. Google Gibby Pees on a Ferrari for the story.

I don't remember all the details but the owner lost his key and left it parked in a Mall. Gibby peed on it and a bunch of owners tracked him down and made his life miserable. I think he got fired. By the end, he was apologizing and asking for forgiveness.
Here's one story.

 
A kid rode a bike over a car, causing no apparent damage? What is this world coming to?

It's all over, people. This is the end of times.

 
A kid rode a bike over a car, causing no apparent damage? What is this world coming to?

It's all over, people. This is the end of times.
You're almost as stupid as the kid in the vid. What's your source on no damage? The instagram comments?

 
I'm not a fan of messing with people's stuff... so there's that.

that said- who parks a car like that on the street? I think it's our god-given duty to #### with that car.

 
A kid rode a bike over a car, causing no apparent damage? What is this world coming to?

It's all over, people. This is the end of times.
You're almost as stupid as the kid in the vid. What's your source on no damage? The instagram comments?
Maybe next time you call someone stupid you should read their comment more carefully first. See the word "apparent"? I bolded it for you, since you seem to have missed it the first time. If you don't know what it means, a quick Google search would have informed you that its an adjective that means "clearly visible or understood; obvious."

Now, since it's a video, I can see the car. And thus when I say there is no "apparent damage" I am saying that there is no damage that is clearly visible or understood or obvious damage. One does not need a source in order to claim that something is not apparent- they only need to look for it quickly and not see it. :thumbup:

Keep up the good fight, though. Vandalism to automobiles on city streets is rare, but it is debilitating. If we stand up to it and fight arm in arm I'm sure we can eradicate this terrible plague once and for all.

 
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A kid rode a bike over a car, causing no apparent damage? What is this world coming to?

It's all over, people. This is the end of times.
You're almost as stupid as the kid in the vid. What's your source on no damage? The instagram comments?
Maybe next time you call someone stupid you should read their comment more carefully first. See the word "apparent"? I bolded it for you, since you seem to have missed it the first time. If you don't know what it means, a quick Google search would have informed you that its an adjective that means "clearly visible or understood; obvious."

Now, since it's a video, I can see the car. And thus when I say there is no "apparent damage" I am saying that there is no damage that is clearly visible or understood or obvious damage. One does not need a source in order to claim that something is not apparent- they only need to look for it quickly and not see it. :thumbup:

Keep up the good fight, though. Vandalism to automobiles on city streets is rare, but it is debilitating. If we stand up to it and fight arm in arm I'm sure we can eradicate this terrible plague once and for all.
Easy for you to say: Tobias Funke's ride.

 
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That's a pretty sweet hop on that bike. That would be really hard to do on something boxy like a range rover or mid 90s Volvo.

 
A kid rode a bike over a car, causing no apparent damage? What is this world coming to?

It's all over, people. This is the end of times.
You're almost as stupid as the kid in the vid. What's your source on no damage? The instagram comments?
Maybe next time you call someone stupid you should read their comment more carefully first. See the word "apparent"? I bolded it for you, since you seem to have missed it the first time. If you don't know what it means, a quick Google search would have informed you that its an adjective that means "clearly visible or understood; obvious."

Now, since it's a video, I can see the car. And thus when I say there is no "apparent damage" I am saying that there is no damage that is clearly visible or understood or obvious damage. One does not need a source in order to claim that something is not apparent- they only need to look for it quickly and not see it. :thumbup:

Keep up the good fight, though. Vandalism to automobiles on city streets is rare, but it is debilitating. If we stand up to it and fight arm in arm I'm sure we can eradicate this terrible plague once and for all.
Easy for you to say: Tobias Funke's ride.
I wish. I rock a minivan these days.

[story deleted- was about my wife who didn't agree to be a part of my internet hijinx]

 
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A kid rode a bike over a car, causing no apparent damage? What is this world coming to?

It's all over, people. This is the end of times.
You're almost as stupid as the kid in the vid. What's your source on no damage? The instagram comments?
Maybe next time you call someone stupid you should read their comment more carefully first. See the word "apparent"? I bolded it for you, since you seem to have missed it the first time. If you don't know what it means, a quick Google search would have informed you that its an adjective that means "clearly visible or understood; obvious."

Now, since it's a video, I can see the car. And thus when I say there is no "apparent damage" I am saying that there is no damage that is clearly visible or understood or obvious damage. One does not need a source in order to claim that something is not apparent- they only need to look for it quickly and not see it. :thumbup:

Keep up the good fight, though. Vandalism to automobiles on city streets is rare, but it is debilitating. If we stand up to it and fight arm in arm I'm sure we can eradicate this terrible plague once and for all.
If a kid came up to you on the street and pushed you, would you get mad? Even if there was no apparent damage done to you?

 
A kid rode a bike over a car, causing no apparent damage? What is this world coming to?

It's all over, people. This is the end of times.
You're almost as stupid as the kid in the vid. What's your source on no damage? The instagram comments?
Maybe next time you call someone stupid you should read their comment more carefully first. See the word "apparent"? I bolded it for you, since you seem to have missed it the first time. If you don't know what it means, a quick Google search would have informed you that its an adjective that means "clearly visible or understood; obvious."

Now, since it's a video, I can see the car. And thus when I say there is no "apparent damage" I am saying that there is no damage that is clearly visible or understood or obvious damage. One does not need a source in order to claim that something is not apparent- they only need to look for it quickly and not see it. :thumbup:

Keep up the good fight, though. Vandalism to automobiles on city streets is rare, but it is debilitating. If we stand up to it and fight arm in arm I'm sure we can eradicate this terrible plague once and for all.
If a kid came up to you on the street and pushed you, would you get mad? Even if there was no apparent damage done to you?
no imagine he pushes your bicycle- when you're not looking- with no apparent damage.

 
A kid rode a bike over a car, causing no apparent damage? What is this world coming to?

It's all over, people. This is the end of times.
You're almost as stupid as the kid in the vid. What's your source on no damage? The instagram comments?
Maybe next time you call someone stupid you should read their comment more carefully first. See the word "apparent"? I bolded it for you, since you seem to have missed it the first time. If you don't know what it means, a quick Google search would have informed you that its an adjective that means "clearly visible or understood; obvious."

Now, since it's a video, I can see the car. And thus when I say there is no "apparent damage" I am saying that there is no damage that is clearly visible or understood or obvious damage. One does not need a source in order to claim that something is not apparent- they only need to look for it quickly and not see it. :thumbup:

Keep up the good fight, though. Vandalism to automobiles on city streets is rare, but it is debilitating. If we stand up to it and fight arm in arm I'm sure we can eradicate this terrible plague once and for all.
If a kid came up to you on the street and pushed you, would you get mad? Even if there was no apparent damage done to you?
Pushed me? Yeah, probably.

Did something to my car worse than what appears to have happened to the car in the video? No. My cars have absorbed worse than what that car apparently did many times. It's a city street.

Did something to a complete stranger's car? Also no, and I'd laugh at someone who did get mad about it.

 
El Floppo said:
I'm not a fan of messing with people's stuff... so there's that.

that said- who parks a car like that on the street? I think it's our god-given duty to #### with that car.
There was a kid at Penn State when I was in graduate school who drove a yellow Lambo Murcielago. It was his daily-driver. He parallel parked it outside his apartment back off Beaver Ave. I have no clue how that car survived. I feel like with the number of drunkards who stagger around back there, it was bound to get keyed, peed on, etc. on a weekly basis.

 
TobiasFunke said:
TheIronSheik said:
TobiasFunke said:
chet said:
TobiasFunke said:
A kid rode a bike over a car, causing no apparent damage? What is this world coming to?

It's all over, people. This is the end of times.
You're almost as stupid as the kid in the vid. What's your source on no damage? The instagram comments?
Maybe next time you call someone stupid you should read their comment more carefully first. See the word "apparent"? I bolded it for you, since you seem to have missed it the first time. If you don't know what it means, a quick Google search would have informed you that its an adjective that means "clearly visible or understood; obvious."

Now, since it's a video, I can see the car. And thus when I say there is no "apparent damage" I am saying that there is no damage that is clearly visible or understood or obvious damage. One does not need a source in order to claim that something is not apparent- they only need to look for it quickly and not see it. :thumbup:

Keep up the good fight, though. Vandalism to automobiles on city streets is rare, but it is debilitating. If we stand up to it and fight arm in arm I'm sure we can eradicate this terrible plague once and for all.
If a kid came up to you on the street and pushed you, would you get mad? Even if there was no apparent damage done to you?
Pushed me? Yeah, probably.

Did something to my car worse than what appears to have happened to the car in the video? No. My cars have absorbed worse than what that car apparently did many times. It's a city street.

Did something to a complete stranger's car? Also no, and I'd laugh at someone who did get mad about it.
This is highly dependant on how people view their cars...and how OCD people are.

I would flip #### (and have) at anyone touching my car, much less riding a bike over it. I know it's irrational to a degree, but I don't mess with someone else's property, so I guess I expect the same of others. I wouldn't dream of leaning against someone else's car while having a conversation on the street, but I see people do it all the time. I'm not saying accidents don't happen...parking on the street will lead to the inevitable bump or scrape, but those are accidents. This was pretty deliberate (under the guise that this WASN'T a staged stunt).

 
TobiasFunke said:
TheIronSheik said:
TobiasFunke said:
chet said:
TobiasFunke said:
A kid rode a bike over a car, causing no apparent damage? What is this world coming to?

It's all over, people. This is the end of times.
You're almost as stupid as the kid in the vid. What's your source on no damage? The instagram comments?
Maybe next time you call someone stupid you should read their comment more carefully first. See the word "apparent"? I bolded it for you, since you seem to have missed it the first time. If you don't know what it means, a quick Google search would have informed you that its an adjective that means "clearly visible or understood; obvious."

Now, since it's a video, I can see the car. And thus when I say there is no "apparent damage" I am saying that there is no damage that is clearly visible or understood or obvious damage. One does not need a source in order to claim that something is not apparent- they only need to look for it quickly and not see it. :thumbup:

Keep up the good fight, though. Vandalism to automobiles on city streets is rare, but it is debilitating. If we stand up to it and fight arm in arm I'm sure we can eradicate this terrible plague once and for all.
If a kid came up to you on the street and pushed you, would you get mad? Even if there was no apparent damage done to you?
Pushed me? Yeah, probably.

Did something to my car worse than what appears to have happened to the car in the video? No. My cars have absorbed worse than what that car apparently did many times. It's a city street.

Did something to a complete stranger's car? Also no, and I'd laugh at someone who did get mad about it.
But you weren't injured when you were pushed. Seems odd that you'd get mad. All they did was touch you. :confused:

 
TobiasFunke said:
TheIronSheik said:
TobiasFunke said:
chet said:
TobiasFunke said:
A kid rode a bike over a car, causing no apparent damage? What is this world coming to?

It's all over, people. This is the end of times.
You're almost as stupid as the kid in the vid. What's your source on no damage? The instagram comments?
Maybe next time you call someone stupid you should read their comment more carefully first. See the word "apparent"? I bolded it for you, since you seem to have missed it the first time. If you don't know what it means, a quick Google search would have informed you that its an adjective that means "clearly visible or understood; obvious."

Now, since it's a video, I can see the car. And thus when I say there is no "apparent damage" I am saying that there is no damage that is clearly visible or understood or obvious damage. One does not need a source in order to claim that something is not apparent- they only need to look for it quickly and not see it. :thumbup:

Keep up the good fight, though. Vandalism to automobiles on city streets is rare, but it is debilitating. If we stand up to it and fight arm in arm I'm sure we can eradicate this terrible plague once and for all.
If a kid came up to you on the street and pushed you, would you get mad? Even if there was no apparent damage done to you?
Pushed me? Yeah, probably.

Did something to my car worse than what appears to have happened to the car in the video? No. My cars have absorbed worse than what that car apparently did many times. It's a city street.

Did something to a complete stranger's car? Also no, and I'd laugh at someone who did get mad about it.
But you weren't injured when you were pushed. Seems odd that you'd get mad. All they did was touch you. :confused:
Yes, I suppose there's no rhyme or reason to it. On the one hand I'd get mad if someone pushed me, but on the other hand I don't get mad when my iFriends ask me ridiculously silly questions on the internet that are really just incredibly transparent fishing attempts. We're all different, I suppose.

 
TobiasFunke said:
TheIronSheik said:
TobiasFunke said:
chet said:
TobiasFunke said:
A kid rode a bike over a car, causing no apparent damage? What is this world coming to?

It's all over, people. This is the end of times.
You're almost as stupid as the kid in the vid. What's your source on no damage? The instagram comments?
Maybe next time you call someone stupid you should read their comment more carefully first. See the word "apparent"? I bolded it for you, since you seem to have missed it the first time. If you don't know what it means, a quick Google search would have informed you that its an adjective that means "clearly visible or understood; obvious."

Now, since it's a video, I can see the car. And thus when I say there is no "apparent damage" I am saying that there is no damage that is clearly visible or understood or obvious damage. One does not need a source in order to claim that something is not apparent- they only need to look for it quickly and not see it. :thumbup:

Keep up the good fight, though. Vandalism to automobiles on city streets is rare, but it is debilitating. If we stand up to it and fight arm in arm I'm sure we can eradicate this terrible plague once and for all.
If a kid came up to you on the street and pushed you, would you get mad? Even if there was no apparent damage done to you?
Pushed me? Yeah, probably.

Did something to my car worse than what appears to have happened to the car in the video? No. My cars have absorbed worse than what that car apparently did many times. It's a city street.

Did something to a complete stranger's car? Also no, and I'd laugh at someone who did get mad about it.
But you weren't injured when you were pushed. Seems odd that you'd get mad. All they did was touch you. :confused:
Yes, I suppose there's no rhyme or reason to it. On the one hand I'd get mad if someone pushed me, but on the other hand I don't get mad when my iFriends ask me ridiculously silly questions on the internet that are really just incredibly transparent fishing attempts. We're all different, I suppose.
Not a fishing trip at all. I just don't understand how you think that someone messing with another person's property shouldn't bother people. What if that biker had missed the jump and crashed into the back of that car? Or what if it scratched the paint? Or dented the body? It's easy to say, "Nothing happened to the car", but something could have easily happened. Or it may have actually happened and we don't know. Either way, to mess with someone else's property is pretty f'd up. But what's even more messed up is people who see that and think, "Nothing wrong with that."

 
I guess I don't get the vitrol toward folks who chose to drive exotic cars... automatic assumptions that the guy is a d'bag or a bad person seem strange to me.

 
TobiasFunke said:
TheIronSheik said:
TobiasFunke said:
chet said:
TobiasFunke said:
A kid rode a bike over a car, causing no apparent damage? What is this world coming to?

It's all over, people. This is the end of times.
You're almost as stupid as the kid in the vid. What's your source on no damage? The instagram comments?
Maybe next time you call someone stupid you should read their comment more carefully first. See the word "apparent"? I bolded it for you, since you seem to have missed it the first time. If you don't know what it means, a quick Google search would have informed you that its an adjective that means "clearly visible or understood; obvious."

Now, since it's a video, I can see the car. And thus when I say there is no "apparent damage" I am saying that there is no damage that is clearly visible or understood or obvious damage. One does not need a source in order to claim that something is not apparent- they only need to look for it quickly and not see it. :thumbup:

Keep up the good fight, though. Vandalism to automobiles on city streets is rare, but it is debilitating. If we stand up to it and fight arm in arm I'm sure we can eradicate this terrible plague once and for all.
If a kid came up to you on the street and pushed you, would you get mad? Even if there was no apparent damage done to you?
Pushed me? Yeah, probably.

Did something to my car worse than what appears to have happened to the car in the video? No. My cars have absorbed worse than what that car apparently did many times. It's a city street.

Did something to a complete stranger's car? Also no, and I'd laugh at someone who did get mad about it.
But you weren't injured when you were pushed. Seems odd that you'd get mad. All they did was touch you. :confused:
Yes, I suppose there's no rhyme or reason to it. On the one hand I'd get mad if someone pushed me, but on the other hand I don't get mad when my iFriends ask me ridiculously silly questions on the internet that are really just incredibly transparent fishing attempts. We're all different, I suppose.
You certainly got bent out of shape by my earlier comment.

 
Nick Vermeil said:
That's a pretty sweet hop on that bike. That would be really hard to do on something boxy like a range rover or mid 90s Volvo.
you got like 3 feet of air that time

 
TobiasFunke said:
TheIronSheik said:
TobiasFunke said:
chet said:
TobiasFunke said:
A kid rode a bike over a car, causing no apparent damage? What is this world coming to?

It's all over, people. This is the end of times.
You're almost as stupid as the kid in the vid. What's your source on no damage? The instagram comments?
Maybe next time you call someone stupid you should read their comment more carefully first. See the word "apparent"? I bolded it for you, since you seem to have missed it the first time. If you don't know what it means, a quick Google search would have informed you that its an adjective that means "clearly visible or understood; obvious."

Now, since it's a video, I can see the car. And thus when I say there is no "apparent damage" I am saying that there is no damage that is clearly visible or understood or obvious damage. One does not need a source in order to claim that something is not apparent- they only need to look for it quickly and not see it. :thumbup:

Keep up the good fight, though. Vandalism to automobiles on city streets is rare, but it is debilitating. If we stand up to it and fight arm in arm I'm sure we can eradicate this terrible plague once and for all.
If a kid came up to you on the street and pushed you, would you get mad? Even if there was no apparent damage done to you?
Pushed me? Yeah, probably.

Did something to my car worse than what appears to have happened to the car in the video? No. My cars have absorbed worse than what that car apparently did many times. It's a city street.

Did something to a complete stranger's car? Also no, and I'd laugh at someone who did get mad about it.
But you weren't injured when you were pushed. Seems odd that you'd get mad. All they did was touch you. :confused:
Yes, I suppose there's no rhyme or reason to it. On the one hand I'd get mad if someone pushed me, but on the other hand I don't get mad when my iFriends ask me ridiculously silly questions on the internet that are really just incredibly transparent fishing attempts. We're all different, I suppose.
Not a fishing trip at all. I just don't understand how you think that someone messing with another person's property shouldn't bother people. What if that biker had missed the jump and crashed into the back of that car? Or what if it scratched the paint? Or dented the body? It's easy to say, "Nothing happened to the car", but something could have easily happened. Or it may have actually happened and we don't know. Either way, to mess with someone else's property is pretty f'd up. But what's even more messed up is people who see that and think, "Nothing wrong with that."
It's a matter of degrees, my friend. Both of the extent of the damage and your connection to the victim. Seems like common sense to me, which is why I still assume you're fishing, because you are a man with common sense. For example, I was really angry when someone completely crushed my fiancee's car in a hit and run. I was kind of mad when I heard about some Islanders fans keying the car of some of my fellow Caps fans and removing their license plate during yesterday's playoff game at Nassau Coliseum. And I could not possibly care less about someone riding a bike over a complete stranger's car because who gives a ####. Depth of crime and connection to victim, same variables at work in every reaction we have when we hear about bad stuff.

 
I guess I don't get the vitrol toward folks who chose to drive exotic cars... automatic assumptions that the guy is a d'bag or a bad person seem strange to me.
For the record, while I'm playing the odds and assuming the lambo-owning sidewalk-parker is probably a d-bag, I also dont think he deserves to have his car ridden over by an even d-baggier bike d-bag.

 

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