Gwyneth Paltrow steams her ###### (1 Viewer)

[Hov34]

As if this #### wasn't crazy enough.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/gwyneth-paltrow-steams-######-star-5066562

 

[kupcho1]

###### is filtered?

What about the ###### Monologues?

Penis? Is penis filtered?

Hmmmm....

 

[BigJohn]

Not the Glade plugin scent I was hoping for.

 

[Thunderlips]

Remember, if a clam doesn't open after being steamed...don't eat it.

 

[joffer]

who doesn't?

 

[Mr. Ected]

When I saw the headline on Facebook, I read it as 'streams,' I thought 'Get me that web page!!!!'

 

[Das Boot]

Steam disinfects, right?

 

[Cjw_55106]

It's funny how much people care what this lady does. I'm sure the company is thriving because she spends $300 a year on this service.......unless, just maybe, she isn't the only one that does this.

 

[tri-man 47]

A session for 5? "Hey gals, let's go get our ####### steamed."

 

[Osaurus]

Is it pee steam?

 

[skol asylum]

Makes sense to me. All carpets get dirty and need a good steam cleaning from time to time.

 

[Long Ball Larry]

###### is filtered?

What about the ###### Monologues?

Penis? Is penis filtered?

Hmmmm....

whereas without batting an eye, a man will refer his #### or his rod or his johnson.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

That's ####### sensational!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

All this time I thought a "steam d ouche" was one of those idiots that dressed up like Charles Dickens wearing a motorized roller skates.

 

[Captain Hook]

the old FBG .... Worthless without PICS

 

[comfortably numb]

the old FBG .... Worthless without PICS

Amen

In the old days PMs would have been flying around like crazy

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

###### is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. There's, um, ###### kebabs, ###### creole, ###### gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried. There's pineapple ###### and lemon ######, coconut ######, pepper ######, ###### soup, ###### stew, ###### salad, ###### and potatoes, ###### burger, ###### sandwich... That's, that's about it.

 

[Reaper]

Sounds like a great Gift.

 

[drunken slob]

Big deal, call me when she gets her bung bronzed.

 

[Aerial Assault]

###### is filtered?

What about the ###### Monologues?

Penis? Is penis filtered?

Hmmmm....

whereas without batting an eye, a man will refer his #### or his rod or his johnson.

Actually I do usually bat an eye before making that kind of self-reference; it's been working for me so far

 

[Wingnut]

If a woman wants to steam her clam, who are we to judge? You go, Gwen.

 

[Galileo]

Big deal, call me when she gets her bung bronzed.

Not quite bronze, but she is selling devices designed to give coffee enemas...only $135!  Who's bought one?

 

[Mr. Ected]

Not quite bronze, but she is selling devices designed to give coffee enemas...only $135!  Who's bought one?

"Don't knock it 'til you've tried it, some kids think it's great!!"

 

[GroveDiesel]

Not quite bronze, but she is selling devices designed to give coffee enemas...only $135!  Who's bought one?

The crap her site promotes and sells is insane. Water bottles with "healing crystals" to infuse the water, all sorts of wacky supplements, Jade eggs meant to be jammed into a lady's hooha to "cleanse" it, etc.

 

[Hov34]

The crap her site promotes and sells is insane. Water bottles with "healing crystals" to infuse the water, all sorts of wacky supplements, Jade eggs meant to be jammed into a lady's hooha to "cleanse" it, etc.

Go on.

 

[ren hoek]

###### is filtered?

What about the ###### Monologues?

Penis? Is penis filtered?

Hmmmm....

How about clam?  

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

Before going to the link, I thought this was going to be about Paltrow steaming her poop.

 

[wikkidpissah]

Dont know nothin bout steamed hooha, but i do know Alexandra Daddario sautees...............deze nuuuuuuuuuuts!!!!

 

[otb_lifer]

Not quite bronze, but she is selling devices designed to give coffee enemas...only $135!  Who's bought one?

my unfiltered Queens tap water + unwashed Ethiopian Sidamo (via Chemex, black) = a few healthy dumps every morning before i leave the house - and i dont have to ram any damn hose up my ### 

 

[Big League Chew]

use the drippings on some roast beef

Arbys we have the meats!

 

[Parrothead]

anyone else read the title as "streams"?    

 

[eoMMan]

Don't most people steam squash?

I don't get it.

 

[McJose]

Not quite bronze, but she is selling devices designed to give coffee enemas...only $135!  Who's bought one?

is it compatible with my cappuccino catheter?

 

[Walking Boot]

As if this #### wasn't crazy enough.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/gwyneth-paltrow-steams-######-star-5066562

Does it remove all the wrinkles?

 

[tommyboy]

As if this #### wasn't crazy enough.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/gwyneth-paltrow-steams-######-star-5066562

I would smash this chick. You know she's nuts, best kind

 

[tommyboy]

use the drippings on some roast beef

Arbys we have the meats!

That's revoltingly funny

 

[McJose]

Does it remove all the wrinkles?

"Gwyneth's Smooth Butthole" is my early favorite for the Santa Anita Handicap.

 

[Hot Diggity Dog]

Doesn't a coffee enema give you a caffeine rush?  On top of cleaning out the pipes.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

You are a real dummy if you can't figure out how to get coffee into your ### for a fraction of that cost.

 

[Hot Diggity Dog]

I would smash this chick. You know she's nuts, best kind

Be fun to find out.  She could be anything from no touching sit on the other side of the room and we will masturbate together to save every drop of semen so I can ferment a drink out of it girl. In the least it would be a story.

 

[McJose]

You are a real dummy if you can't figure out how to get coffee into your ### for a fraction of that cost.

Doesn't everybody have a beer-bong left over from college?

 

[Hilts]

You are a real dummy if you can't figure out how to get coffee into your ### for a fraction of that cost.

Stand beneath a coffee machine with cheeks spread, facing the sky. 

 

[E Street Brat]

"Gwyneth's Smooth Butthole" is my early favorite for the Santa Anita Handicap.

Great band.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Stand beneath a coffee machine with cheeks spread, facing the sky. 

Go crazy and get a plastic funnel from the garage that you used to put oil in your car.

 

[tommyboy]

At least she isn't one of those "just let mother nature clean this thing" girls. First off your tuna essence isn't going away by itself and second guys are going their entire lives not seeing hair on the mound

 

[KarmaPolice]

 and second guys are going their entire lives not seeing hair on the mound

I feel bad for those guys. 

 

[tommyboy]

I feel bad for those guys. 

Christo alias

 

[E Street Brat]

I feel bad for those guys. 

 

[McJose]

I would smash this chick. You know she's nuts, best kind

But no butt stuff.  You don't want your peter scalded by Green Mountain Breakfast Blend.

 

[McJose]

Can i just shove a Keurig pod up my ### and call it a day?