Halloween costume Ideas 2013 whatcha got? (1 Viewer)

[Tchula]

Six weeks early, but hey lets plan ahead. So far my best idea is to wear scrubs and a surgical mask while carrying an empty bottle of rum. I'm telling people I'm a Bacardiologist. What's your plan?

 

[Ilov80s]

I'm going as a Gen Yer, wear thrift shop clothes with $200 shoes and a sign that says give me money because I deserve it.

 

[offdee]

Heisenberg

 

[flysack]

I'm going to wear a suit with a blue light strapped to my chest. My son will think it's awesome I'm Tony Stark and when my wife finds me in a bar with two hot 20 year old blonds, I can say they're just part of the costume.

 

[Eviloutsider]

I am Sloth and my one month old is Chunk if I can find a wig and tiny hawaiian shirt.

 

[Scoresman]

Penguin Mask

 

[NutterButter]

Skeleboner

 

[elguapo07]

I think Duck Dynasty will be big this year.

 

[Guster]

Heisenberg

Too many people will do that... I'd go for Walter Jr. Bonus points for handing out bacon to people at the party

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Heisenberg

Oh so original

 

[DrJ]

A zit.

 

[Das Boot]

Heisenberg

Oh so original

Pretty sure he meant the real Heisenberg.

 

[flysack]

Heisenberg

Oh so original

Pretty sure he meant the real Heisenberg.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Six weeks early, but hey lets plan ahead. So far my best idea is to wear scrubs and a surgical mask while carrying an empty bottle of rum. I'm telling people I'm a Bacardiologist. What's your plan?

Bring a snorkel because you'll be swimming in #####

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Oh and Star Wars theme in the Lambskin household

Wife forgot to order the dogs AT-AT costume though

 

[Wyld Stallyns]

Heisenberg

Too many people will do that... I'd go for Walter Jr. Bonus points for handing out bacon to people at the party

Outstanding.

 

[BroadwayG]

Most interesting man inthe world

 

[psychobillies]

This guy

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[Officer Pete Malloy]

Heisenberg

Oh so original

Pretty sure he meant the real Heisenberg.

Oh, sorry. I sit corrected.

 

[mquinnjr]

Skeleboner

Leading by about 5 lengths right now.

 

[Brony]

Slutty accountant

 

[CBusAlex]

Slutty rhinoceros

 

[Fennis]

slutty slut

 

[Rubi]

My wife is going to be Miley Cyrus and I'm going to be a "We're #1 Foam Finger"

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Whorish Macaque

 

[Lutherman2112]

Chief Brody

 

[CBusAlex]

Slutty secretary of state Madeleine Albright

 

[eoMMan]

Bump

 

[Johnny Bing]

Geico Money Man

 

[Jewell]

Buffalo Bills' dwarf trainer

 

[3C's]

Heisenberg

Too many people will do that... I'd go for Walter Jr.Bonus points for handing out bacon to people at the party

Damn, well there goes my idea. I already look like him. Was going to make some blue rock candy and wear yellow coveralls and a respirator.

Not really since I haven't done a Halloween costume in years but if I needed one in a pinch...

 

[Nucker101]

I'm a cheap ******* and not creative. Long curly/frizzy wig, black pants, Polamalu jersey and a head and shoulders shampoo.

 

[Eminence]

I'm going to be a cat.

 

[offdee]

Black and white thick striped suit, gold whistle around neck, thin beard, sunglasses......Robin Thicke from VMA awards (bonus if go with a chick dressed as Miley Cyrus)

urrabody get up.....hey, hey hey...

 

[flysack]

I really really want to go as Trevor from GTAV, but I promised my kid I'd go as Tony Stark.

 

[Tchula]

Saw this Facebook status: This Halloween I'm going as a democrat. When kids show up to the door I'll take half their candy and give it to kids who are too lazy to go trick or treating.

 

[Fennis]

Saw this Facebook status: This Halloween I'm going as a democrat. When kids show up to the door I'll take half their candy and give it to kids who are too lazy to go trick or treating.

I dont get it

 

[Flying V]

Edward Penishands

 

[Sabertooth]

I think the wife and I are going to go as Hank and Marie. I might buy a bald cap or just say #### it and shave my head.

 

[Sabertooth]

Saw this Facebook status: This Halloween I'm going as a democrat. When kids show up to the door I'll take half their candy and give it to kids who are too lazy to go trick or treating.

I dont get it

I saw it too and I replied I was going as a Republican and I'm going to stomp and hold my breath when it's time to pay for the costume I bought.

 

[Fennis]

Wine Box

 

[bostonfred]

Saw this Facebook status: This Halloween I'm going as a democrat. When kids show up to the door I'll take half their candy and give it to kids who are too lazy to go trick or treating.

I dont get it

I saw it too and I replied I was going as a Republican and I'm going to stomp and hold my breath when it's time to pay for the costume I bought.

Give the candy to m&m mars and eventually it will trickle down to the children

 

[Usual21]

My 6 year old is dressing up as Harry Potter. He wants me to be Hagrid. Our heights make this costume work.

At work, the 4 youngest teachers in our building are being the 4 Ninja Turtles. They want me to be Shredder. Found an awesome DIY costume on YouTube.

 

[OC Zed]

Wine Box

 

[Zegras11]

I'm super cheap.

Every year I tie a sauce to my belt and go as Peter Pan.

 

[Ignoramus]

I'm super cheap.

Every year I tie a sauce to my belt and go as Peter Pan.

Thinking of doing this one. What do you use, Ragu or Hollandaise?

 

[Ignoramus]

Wine Box

:rules:

 

[TheIronSheik]

Same shtick every year. I go wearing jeans and no shirt. When asked I say "I'm a premature ejaculation." When they say they don't get it, I say, "I just came in my jeans."

 

[Quez]

Hazmat Suit and Bucs jersey

 

[yellowdog]

This outfit with this mask = Mork the Orc

OK, I got nothin'.