Happy Halloween! What's your go-to costume? What are you wearing tonight? (2 Viewers)

[El Floppo]

I have a pair of custom Vampire teeth (incisors) made from enamel to match my tooth size and color. I throw those on every year and either rally something random around it (vampire lawyer, vampire finance bro, vampire tennis player, etc...) or just wear them around in my work-day outfit and see if anybody notices.

completely forgot today.

 

[Max Power]

I have a pair of American flag pants. Toss on a collared shirt and bandana. Tell people they don't want a roundhouse kick to face while I'm wearing these bad boys.

 

[Gally]

Wear a light blue shirt and jeans. Glue cotton balls (stretch out to various shapes) all over your shirt and pants. Carry a squirt gun around with you. Don't tell anybody what you are.

As the night progresses people will start to look puzzled and then ask you what you are. Take out the gun.......then tell them you are partly cloudy.....with a chance of rain as you squirt them in the face.

 

[Gally]

One of my favorite costumes that I have seen was a buddy of mine that dressed up like a monk. He then sewed eggos all over the monk costume and then glued sand to the eggos............................he was a San Diego Padre!

 

[wlwiles]

I have a long black cloak with oversized hood. Skeleton mask. Had a buddy cut and shape me a sickle out of aluminum and attached it to a handle so I wander the neighborhood among the trick-or-treaters as the Grim Reaper.

 

[Bankerguy]

Super cringe - but my wife and I will be handing out candy. Me 6, her 7.

 

[urbanhack]

I went as Slash a few years ago. Still have the wig and the hat

 

[Jaysus]

I go as Shaggy from Scooby Doo... old brown pants and green shirt with a beer coozie that I customized to say "Scooby Snacks".

 

[urbanhack]

I go as Shaggy from Scooby Doo... old brown pants and green shirt with a beer coozie that I customized to say "Scooby Snacks".

ZOINKS!

 

[Eephus]

I'm going as Rene Magritte's surrealist self portrait The Son of Man (Le fils de l'homme)

 

[Skipdog77]

Saw a post on IG yesterday that said all you need for a Winnie the Pooh costume is a red t-shirt and some courage.

:debating:

 

[El Floppo]

I'm going as Rene Magritte's surrealist self portrait The Son of Man (Le fils de l'homme)

Long ago, a friend was going to a themed halloween party- come as your favorite emotion. Green with envy, etc.

cant rememebr what he wore, but he told me about a guy walking around dressed entirely in black, with an oversized paper-mache pear attached to his front, from his knees up to his navel.
"So...what emotion are you?"
"F-ing despair"

 

[urbanhack]

Saw a post on IG yesterday that said all you need for a Winnie the Pooh costume is a red t-shirt and some courage.

:debating:

and a honey pot

 

[Eephus]

I'm going as Rene Magritte's surrealist self portrait The Son of Man (Le fils de l'homme)

Well crap, the apple I made a few years ago isn't in the hat box. I'm going to have to come up with something else unless I can find it.

 

[glvsav37]

I miss our halloween ragers. My buddy use to have a huge party but he moved a few years ago and the vibe fizzeled

I would always win the costume contest

Mini-golf
Rocket man
Just a Bill

 

[heckmanm]

Saw a post on IG yesterday that said all you need for a Winnie the Pooh costume is a red t-shirt and some courage.

:debating:

and a honey pot

Worn RHCP style?

 

[Jayrod]

Wolverine (Hugh Jackman lumberjack version).

I grew my hair out a bit and styled the side up and grew some half assed mutton chops.

Put on a flannel plaid shirt, tucked in with top 3 buttons undone, wearing a white tank top (aka wife-beater) underneath, dark jeans, brown belt and boots.

I'm still trying to find a dog tag necklace and belt buckle that works. Not doing claws this year since but will add it next year. This is more of a trial run since I have to drive out of town tonight and can't attend any festivities.

 

[jwb]

I have a white t-shirt that I bloodied up with the fake blood. Have a crazy long black wig, and put on some black eye makeup... wife says it looks pretty scary. Then I wrote in magic marker on the front of the shirt "ask me about my kids"

The back of the bloody shirt says "they were delicious".

 

[bro1ncos]

Backyard BBQ Dad
Got my cargo shorts, crocs, socks, bucket hat, and kiss the cook apron

 

[El Floppo]

I'm going as Rene Magritte's surrealist self portrait The Son of Man (Le fils de l'homme)

Well crap, the apple I made a few years ago isn't in the hat box. I'm going to have to come up with something else unless I can find it.

step 1....

 

[El Floppo]

Backyard BBQ Dad
Got my cargo shorts, crocs, socks, bucket hat, and kiss the cook apron

so... just any typical Friday.

 

[El Floppo]

I miss our halloween ragers. My buddy use to have a huge party but he moved a few years ago and the vibe fizzeled

I would always win the costume contest

Mini-golf
Rocket man
Just a Bill

 

[Eephus]

I'm going as Rene Magritte's surrealist self portrait The Son of Man (Le fils de l'homme)

Well crap, the apple I made a few years ago isn't in the hat box. I'm going to have to come up with something else unless I can find it.

step 1....

Pivoted to Louvre Jewel Thief, a low-effort outfit consisting of some stereotypical French clothing items (beret, striped sailor shirt, French blue worker jacket) topped off with some costume jewelry spilling out of my pockets. Maybe I'll pencil in a mustache

 

[bro1ncos]

Backyard BBQ Dad
Got my cargo shorts, crocs

Backyard BBQ Dad
Got my cargo shorts, crocs, socks, bucket hat, and kiss the cook apron

so... just any typical Friday.

Shockingly enough....yea I had it all but the Kiss the Cook apron.

 

[Redwes25]

Decorated our house in dr. Sues theme and I am in a grinch costume handing out candy.

 

[Max Power]

Really sucks when your costume gets too old for pop culture references.

 

[Bracie Smathers]

Same as every Halloween. A handsome devil

 

[eighsse2]

I'm an adult.

 

[El Floppo]

I'm an adult.

Pretty crap costume.

 

[Peggy]

Joaquin Phoenix's Joker. I've got the mannerisms down perfect.