Has anyone here had sex in an airplane? (1 Viewer)

[fantasycurse42]

Of all of the places to have sex, a disgusting tiny airplane bathroom is pretty very low on my list...

Do we have any mile high members here?

Story?

 

[shadyridr]

surely you cant be serious

 

[fantasycurse42]

surely you cant be serious

Very serious, I'm curious if this is ever happens IRL.

There has to be one or two posters here that have done this.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

On and airplane? No.

In an airplane? Yes.

 

[fred_1_15301]

surely you cant be serious

 

[fantasycurse42]

On and airplane? No.

In an airplane? Yes.

Just one of those cool grammar jabs, or you really have?

 

[shadyridr]

surely you cant be serious

Very serious, I'm curious if this is ever happens IRL.

There has to be one or two posters here that have done this.

surely you cant be serious

Wow just wow

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

surely you cant be serious

He is serious. And don't call him Shirley.

 

[StrikeS2k]

surely you cant be serious

Very serious, I'm curious if this is ever happens IRL.

There has to be one or two posters here that have done this.

surely you cant be serious

Wow just wow

I know right. Kids these days......

 

[dutch]

I am serious, and dont call me Shirley.

 

[fred_1_15301]

surely you cant be serious

Very serious, I'm curious if this is ever happens IRL.

There has to be one or two posters here that have done this.

surely you cant be serious

Wow just wow

So this is just completely unfathomable to you. Ok then.......

 

[shadyridr]

surely you cant be serious

Very serious, I'm curious if this is ever happens IRL.

There has to be one or two posters here that have done this.

surely you cant be serious

Wow just wow

So this is just completely unfathomable to you. Ok then.......

 

[General Malaise]

With another person?

 

[fantasycurse42]

surely you cant be serious

Very serious, I'm curious if this is ever happens IRL.

There has to be one or two posters here that have done this.

surely you cant be serious

Wow just wow

So this is just completely unfathomable to you. Ok then.......

Seriously...

I'm sure this has happened at some point and someone on this board might have an awesome story about it.

 

[fred_1_15301]

surely you cant be serious

Very serious, I'm curious if this is ever happens IRL.

There has to be one or two posters here that have done this.

surely you cant be serious

Wow just wow

So this is just completely unfathomable to you. Ok then.......

I've seen it done many times in movies. It can be done. You just need a better imagination

 

[dutch]

surely you cant be serious

Very serious, I'm curious if this is ever happens IRL.

There has to be one or two posters here that have done this.

surely you cant be serious

Wow just wow

So this is just completely unfathomable to you. Ok then.......

 

[fantasycurse42]

With another person?

Inflatables and animals will suffice is nobody actually has.

 

[Fat Nick]

surely you cant be serious

Very serious, I'm curious if this is ever happens IRL.

There has to be one or two posters here that have done this.

surely you cant be serious

Wow just wow

So this is just completely unfathomable to you. Ok then.......

I've seen it done many times in movies. It can be done. You just need a better imagination

Or a non-commercial plane...

 

[shadyridr]

surely you cant be serious

Very serious, I'm curious if this is ever happens IRL.

There has to be one or two posters here that have done this.

surely you cant be serious

Wow just wow

So this is just completely unfathomable to you. Ok then.......

I've seen it done many times in movies. It can be done. You just need a better imagination

:whoosh:

 

[fantasycurse42]

surely you cant be serious

Very serious, I'm curious if this is ever happens IRL.

There has to be one or two posters here that have done this.

surely you cant be serious

Wow just wow

So this is just completely unfathomable to you. Ok then.......

I've seen it done many times in movies. It can be done. You just need a better imagination

Or a non-commercial plane...

I'd prefer a story about a commercial plane

But any will do.

 

[shadyridr]

surely you cant be serious

Very serious, I'm curious if this is ever happens IRL.

There has to be one or two posters here that have done this.

surely you cant be serious

Wow just wow

So this is just completely unfathomable to you. Ok then.......

Seriously...

I'm sure this has happened at some point and someone on this board might have an awesome story about it.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking

 

[fred_1_15301]

surely you cant be serious

Very serious, I'm curious if this is ever happens IRL.

There has to be one or two posters here that have done this.

surely you cant be serious

Wow just wow

So this is just completely unfathomable to you. Ok then.......

Seriously...

I'm sure this has happened at some point and someone on this board might have an awesome story about it.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking

You should start back up. Your posts are much more interesting when you're drunk.

 

[Fat Nick]

Or a non-commercial plane...

I'd prefer a story about a commercial plane

But any will do.

I've had a little action in a small plane...not going all the way because it'd be a little hard to fly the plane and do that, but I've gotten...ahem....mid-air service.

 

[jomar]

any Airplane jokes made yet?

 

[fantasycurse42]

Or a non-commercial plane...

I'd prefer a story about a commercial plane

But any will do.

I've had a little action in a small plane...not going all the way because it'd be a little hard to fly the plane and do that, but I've gotten...ahem....mid-air service.

Wait, you've been serviced while actually flying? Like Airhead?

Okay, good start

 

[shadyridr]

any Airplane jokes made yet?

Dont think so

 

[shadyridr]

Im tired of these mother####ing whores on this mother####ing plane!

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Or a non-commercial plane...

I'd prefer a story about a commercial plane

But any will do.

I've had a little action in a small plane...not going all the way because it'd be a little hard to fly the plane and do that, but I've gotten...ahem....mid-air service.

Airhead

Wasn't that the name of the porn parody of Airbud?

 

[D in the D]

any Airplane jokes made yet?

Hard to tell, I don't speak jive

 

[Fat Nick]

Wait, you've been serviced while actually flying? Like Airhead?

Okay, good start

Yes...Airhead. I just picture the taffy.

 

[johnnycakes]

Of all of the places to have sex, a disgusting tiny airplane bathroom is pretty very low on my list...

Do we have any mile high members here?

Story?

I usually just stay in my seat and cover up with that thin blanket they provide.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Wait, you've been serviced while actually flying? Like Airhead?

Okay, good start

Yes...Airhead. I just picture the taffy.

That really is awesome... I actually picked it up on the road last month, but it is uncomfortable with the center console, steering wheel, pedals and driving...

I've never been in a cockpit of a small plane. I assume there aren't pedals or anything like that to be a distraction and it would prob be better than in a car.

 

[fourd]

With another person?

Inflatables and animals will suffice is nobody actually has.

Already been done -

1:24 or so

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQbj9uvYL8I

 

[johnnycakes]

Wait, you've been serviced while actually flying? Like Airhead?

Okay, good start

Yes...Airhead. I just picture the taffy.

That really is awesome... I actually picked it up on the road last month, but it is uncomfortable with the center console, steering wheel, pedals and driving...

I've never been in a cockpit of a small plane. I assume there aren't pedals or anything like that to be a distraction and it would prob be better than in a car.

Those pedals control the rudder (bottom of pedal) or brakes (top of pedal).

 

[TenTimes]

With another person?

How about with another person's hand? That count?

 

[shadyridr]

Wait, you've been serviced while actually flying? Like Airhead?

Okay, good start

Yes...Airhead. I just picture the taffy.

I've never been in a cockpit of a small plane.

You ever seen a grown man naked?

 

[Zow]

surely you cant be serious

Very serious, I'm curious if this is ever happens IRL.

There has to be one or two posters here that have done this.

surely you cant be serious

Wow just wow

So this is just completely unfathomable to you. Ok then.......

:facepalm:

 

[McGarnicle]

Had the chance, turned it down, still regret it. I was engaged at the time, ended up cheating on her a bunch of times and dumping her, but at that particular time I was trying to be good.

 

[ChainsawU]

I flew up to Dallas by myself a few years ago to see Norm MacDonald on New Year's Eve and ended up partying downtown after. I had a flight back the next morning. It was during a taxi strike so I had to hitch a ride to the airport really early - way too early - and just continued to drink at the airport during the few hours until my plane was scheduled to depart.

It basically became a two-day bender for me, which I was used to at the time. When I got to my seat I was seated next to two teenage girls who were totally sober - not hungover at all - but turned out to be down for whatever. They thought it was cute that I was already drunk in the morning. I told them about my night out and they thought I was a really cool guy - really independent to be flying by myself to Dallas just to "party" - as the one girl put it.

Knowing that I was pretty drunk, and presumably on a dare from her friend, the one girl told me to be nonchalant about it, but to meet her in the bathroom in two minutes and gave me a kiss on the cheek before getting up and leaving. This left me in an awkward two-minute silence with the other girl who I could tell was kind of anticipating what would happen next.

Sure enough, I went back to the rear of the plane and tapped on the door (there weren't many people on the early-morning flight on New Year's Day). I went in, she gave me an amazing blow-job, we went back to our seats, and the plane landed shortly thereafter. I never saw her again.

 

[fred_1_15301]

surely you cant be serious

Very serious, I'm curious if this is ever happens IRL.

There has to be one or two posters here that have done this.

surely you cant be serious

Wow just wow

So this is just completely unfathomable to you. Ok then.......

:facepalm:

ok I got it. chill out #%#%@

 

[fantasycurse42]

Had the chance, turned it down, still regret it. I was engaged at the time, ended up cheating on her a bunch of times and dumping her, but at that particular time I was trying to be good.

Wait! Was this just with a random???? If so, were you sitting next to her and somehow the conversation turned to sex in the bathroom?

 

[fred_1_15301]

Had the chance, turned it down, still regret it. I was engaged at the time, ended up cheating on her a bunch of times and dumping her, but at that particular time I was trying to be good.

Wait! Was this just with a random???? If so, were you sitting next to her and somehow the conversation turned to sex in the bathroom?

Yeah I thought that only happened in porn.

 

[shadyridr]

surely you cant be serious

Very serious, I'm curious if this is ever happens IRL.

There has to be one or two posters here that have done this.

surely you cant be serious

Wow just wow

So this is just completely unfathomable to you. Ok then.......

:facepalm:

ok I got it. chill out #%#%@

google or did it finally click?

 

[Fat Nick]

Wait, you've been serviced while actually flying? Like Airhead?

Okay, good start

Yes...Airhead. I just picture the taffy.

That really is awesome... I actually picked it up on the road last month, but it is uncomfortable with the center console, steering wheel, pedals and driving...

I've never been in a cockpit of a small plane. I assume there aren't pedals or anything like that to be a distraction and it would prob be better than in a car.

Cockpit looked like THIS

The pedals on her side were pushed out of the way. I didn't really need the rudder much as we were at altitude and flying striaght and level. The control stick looks like it would be in the way, but it's not RIGHT in your crotch. The hardest part was when I needed to adjust the throttle, which was between us in the center console (big silver pill-looking thing) There just wasn't a good way to reach over or under.

 

[fred_1_15301]

surely you cant be serious

Very serious, I'm curious if this is ever happens IRL.

There has to be one or two posters here that have done this.

surely you cant be serious

Wow just wow

So this is just completely unfathomable to you. Ok then.......

:facepalm:

ok I got it. chill out #%#%@

google or did it finally click?

it finally clicked shady

 

[fantasycurse42]

I flew up to Dallas by myself a few years ago to see Norm MacDonald on New Year's Eve and ended up partying downtown after. I had a flight back the next morning. It was during a taxi strike so I had to hitch a ride to the airport really early - way too early - and just continued to drink at the airport during the few hours until my plane was scheduled to depart.

It basically became a two-day bender for me, which I was used to at the time. When I got to my seat I was seated next to two teenage girls who were totally sober - not hungover at all - but turned out to be down for whatever. They thought it was cute that I was already drunk in the morning. I told them about my night out and they thought I was a really cool guy - really independent to be flying by myself to Dallas just to "party" - as the one girl put it.

Knowing that I was pretty drunk, and presumably on a dare from her friend, the one girl told me to be nonchalant about it, but to meet her in the bathroom in two minutes and gave me a kiss on the cheek before getting up and leaving. This left me in an awkward two-minute silence with the other girl who I could tell was kind of anticipating what would happen next.

Sure enough, I went back to the rear of the plane and tapped on the door (there weren't many people on the early-morning flight on New Year's Day). I went in, she gave me an amazing blow-job, we went back to our seats, and the plane landed shortly thereafter. I never saw her again.

That is a ####### amazing life experience to have under your belt! I guess she was seated on the toilet?

 

[fred_1_15301]

Wait, you've been serviced while actually flying? Like Airhead?

Okay, good start

Yes...Airhead. I just picture the taffy.

That really is awesome... I actually picked it up on the road last month, but it is uncomfortable with the center console, steering wheel, pedals and driving...

I've never been in a cockpit of a small plane. I assume there aren't pedals or anything like that to be a distraction and it would prob be better than in a car.

I know. What could possibly go wrong?

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

With another person?

 

[Fat Nick]

Wait, you've been serviced while actually flying? Like Airhead?

Okay, good start

Yes...Airhead. I just picture the taffy.

That really is awesome... I actually picked it up on the road last month, but it is uncomfortable with the center console, steering wheel, pedals and driving...

I've never been in a cockpit of a small plane. I assume there aren't pedals or anything like that to be a distraction and it would prob be better than in a car.

I know. What could possibly go wrong?

Once you're at altitude, it takes far less attention to fly a small plane than it does to drive a car on the freeway. FAR less.

 

[AAABatteries]

surely you cant be serious

Very serious, I'm curious if this is ever happens IRL.

There has to be one or two posters here that have done this.

surely you cant be serious

Wow just wow

So this is just completely unfathomable to you. Ok then.......

Seriously...

I'm sure this has happened at some point and someone on this board might have an awesome story about it.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking

You should start back up. Your posts are much more interesting when you're drunk.