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Have you ever slept with a dude? (1 Viewer)

Have you ever paid someone for something you can get for free if you put time and effort into it?

I think that might be more appropriate G Rated replacement to the original.

ETA: Nevermind, I thought the prosty thread was deleted again.

 
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Definitely, I've slept with a lot of dudes, but at no point was my dong in our around their mouth, hand, or ######, or was their dong around my mouth, hand, or ######, nor was there any kissing, hand holding, dump on chesting, watersports, heavy petting, dry riding, nor did anyone ejaculate while the other was awake.

 
Dentist said:
Definitely, I've slept with a lot of dudes, but at no point was my dong in our around their mouth, hand, or ######, or was their dong around my mouth, hand, or ######, nor was there any kissing, hand holding, dump on chesting, watersports, heavy petting, dry riding, nor did anyone ejaculate while the other was awake.
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So rubbed one out after the other dude fell asleep.

You sicko

 
I threw up on my friend/boss while sleeping in the same bed after a bachelor party and he had to sleep with no shirt on. Thats gotta count for something, right? :kicksrock:

 
Dentist said:
Definitely, I've slept with a lot of dudes, but at no point was my dong in our around their mouth, hand, or ######, or was their dong around my mouth, hand, or ######, nor was there any kissing, hand holding, dump on chesting, watersports, heavy petting, dry riding, nor did anyone ejaculate while the other was awake.
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Go on...

 
Always wondered how much it'd suck to be the guy w the way smaller **** in a gay romance.

That's what's kept me away

 
Dentist said:
Definitely, I've slept with a lot of dudes, but at no point was my dong in our around their mouth, hand, or ######, or was their dong around my mouth, hand, or ######, nor was there any kissing, hand holding, dump on chesting, watersports, heavy petting, dry riding, nor did anyone ejaculate while the other was awake.
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I love how he needs to clarify this point. :lmao:

 
I went to a local beer festival with two buddies - my one buddy got totally sloshed and was texting a girl from his work all day (had a little crush on her). Anyways long story short instead of driving home after the gong show we had pre-planned a hotel but only 2 beds. I crashed in one bed Buddy A hits the other bed and Buddy B crawls in beside me - the beds were pretty much doubles or small doubles. We are both pretty sloshed but I can't sleep.

All of a sudden I feel movement - whatever I figure my buddy is just moving around or something but than I feel shaking. All of a sudden I realize the horror of what is happening so I politely cough - shaking stops. My buddy is so wrecked he's sleeping and having a pretty good dream (no doubt about the girl he's been texting all day) anyways I figure it's time to get the eff out but before I get totally out of the bed he's already ummm well yeah you know. I left and grabbed some early breakfast - we still go to the festivals together but I don't share a hotel room with them anymore.

LOL I've always wanted to tell him the story but I figure he'd be too embarrassed. I've told our other friends though.

 
Macdaddy_2004 said:
I went to a local beer festival with two buddies - my one buddy got totally sloshed and was texting a girl from his work all day (had a little crush on her). Anyways long story short instead of driving home after the gong show we had pre-planned a hotel but only 2 beds. I crashed in one bed Buddy A hits the other bed and Buddy B crawls in beside me - the beds were pretty much doubles or small doubles. We are both pretty sloshed but I can't sleep.

All of a sudden I feel movement - whatever I figure my buddy is just moving around or something but than I feel shaking. All of a sudden I realize the horror of what is happening so I politely cough - shaking stops. My buddy is so wrecked he's sleeping and having a pretty good dream (no doubt about the girl he's been texting all day) anyways I figure it's time to get the eff out but before I get totally out of the bed he's already ummm well yeah you know. I left and grabbed some early breakfast - we still go to the festivals together but I don't share a hotel room with them anymore.

LOL I've always wanted to tell him the story but I figure he'd be too embarrassed. I've told our other friends though.
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Change of plans. Delete the thread.

 
Negative for me...and it'll stay that way, but I have a story...

I used to date a girl who had one of those gay BFF's. Anyway, we were hanging out at one of her friend's houses. It was me, her, her friend, her friends boyfriend, and the gay BFF...well, at one point in the night, everybody's pretty drunk, and the gay BFF is in the bathroom (the only one in the house). Well the friend's boyfriend opened the door while the gay BFF was taking a piss. He initially acted shocked, but then pushed his way in and said jokingly they were going to "cross the streams." Well, they were in there for about a minute then came out.

Apparently, so said the girl I was dating, her gay BFF later told her that the friend's boyfriend started sword fighting after they were done...then one thing led to another and they ended up making out for a few seconds. As far as I ever knew, the boyfriend was straight and had no bi-tendencies, but that story would indicate otherwise. I could never look at the guy the same way again. NTTAWWT, it was just such a strange, random thing.

 
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