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Have you ever slept with a prostitute? (1 Viewer)

timschochet

timschochet

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Just curious. I haven't. In my younger days I thought about it, a friend wanted me to go with him once, but I chickened out. Just wondering if anyone here has actually paid for it.

 
it's legal here in Canada. rub and tugs everywhere. strip clubs w full nudity etc

so... yes. Banged one when I was 17 the first time... but theyre not street prostitutes.

 
Nope, and I never will.

Though I had a roommate on a business trip bring two back to our room after staying out a couple hours later than I did. I was right in the middle of a Skype chat with my wife out in the living room, when he stumbles in, a bit drunk, a hooker on each arm, asking "if I wanted one" (in front of the webcam, no less). So I said to my wife: "What do you think, ________? Do I want one?" :lmao: She knew I was completely joking, and I excused myself to my bedroom to continue our Skype call while he partook in a little somethin'-somethin' with those two women. It actually was a funny, cool experience. As my wife knew I'd never cheat on her (even with temptation literally feet away in the other room), and I knew I could get away with asking her if "she was into it" (me having a little sexual adventure with some random stranger while on the road). LOL. We've had our troubles in our marriage...for sure! But we both know that the other would never, ever cheat.

 
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I was in Dallas for New Years three years ago. I bought myself a ticket to the Tom Green/Norm MacDonald show, booked a flight and a hotel, stayed by myself downtown. I was partying with a group of people that I met after the show - downtown Dallas is the #### on New Years Eve. There was this really tall dude that I started talking to and out of the blue he was like hey man, you want a girl? I was like, um.. okay? He asked me if I liked the one blonde chick who had been acting out and acting crazy around us and I said yes. He asked me for my phone # and I punched it into his phone. Later that night after the bars closed, she called me and came up to my hotel room around 2 AM. We totally boned. But she was real loose. I paid her like $140 or so - just whatever I had leftover in my pockets after the bars. Then the dude started blowing up her phone and that's when she left. I had a total of four girls back to my hotel room that night, but she was the only one I had sex with. I still talk to one of the chicks I met that night, too. She is a nurse in Dallas.

 
Dudley Do-Right said:
Soulfly3 said:
it's legal here in Canada. rub and tugs everywhere. strip clubs w full nudity etc

so... yes. Banged one when I was 17 the first time... but theyre not street prostitutes.
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Did you keep your shoes on in her home?
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it's a place of business. no homes involved.

unless you order an escort... then yes, I would fully expect her to take off her shoes. and she would, without me asking.

even our whores have class.

 
datonn said:
Nope, and I never will.

Though I had a roommate on a business trip bring two back to our room after staying out a couple hours later than I did. I was right in the middle of a Skype chat with my wife out in the living room, when he stumbles in, a bit drunk, a hooker on each arm, asking "if I wanted one" (in front of the webcam, no less). So I said to my wife: "What do you think, ________? Do I want one?" :lmao: She knew I was completely joking, and I excused myself to my bedroom to continue our Skype call while he partook in a little somethin'-somethin' with those two women. It actually was a funny, cool experience. As my wife knew I'd never cheat on her (even with temptation literally feet away in the other room), and I knew I could get away with asking her if "she was into it" (me having a little sexual adventure with some random stranger while on the road). LOL. We've had our troubles in our marriage...for sure! But we both know that the other would never, ever cheat.
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sad

 
datonn said:
Nope, and I never will.

Though I had a roommate on a business trip bring two back to our room after staying out a couple hours later than I did. I was right in the middle of a Skype chat with my wife out in the living room, when he stumbles in, a bit drunk, a hooker on each arm, asking "if I wanted one" (in front of the webcam, no less). So I said to my wife: "What do you think, ________? Do I want one?" :lmao: She knew I was completely joking, and I excused myself to my bedroom to continue our Skype call while he partook in a little somethin'-somethin' with those two women. It actually was a funny, cool experience. As my wife knew I'd never cheat on her (even with temptation literally feet away in the other room), and I knew I could get away with asking her if "she was into it" (me having a little sexual adventure with some random stranger while on the road). LOL. We've had our troubles in our marriage...for sure! But we both know that the other would never, ever cheat.
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maybe if your roomate had two frisbees in his hand you'd be even more excited
 
shadyridr said:
datonn said:
Nope, and I never will.

Though I had a roommate on a business trip bring two back to our room after staying out a couple hours later than I did. I was right in the middle of a Skype chat with my wife out in the living room, when he stumbles in, a bit drunk, a hooker on each arm, asking "if I wanted one" (in front of the webcam, no less). So I said to my wife: "What do you think, ________? Do I want one?" :lmao: She knew I was completely joking, and I excused myself to my bedroom to continue our Skype call while he partook in a little somethin'-somethin' with those two women. It actually was a funny, cool experience. As my wife knew I'd never cheat on her (even with temptation literally feet away in the other room), and I knew I could get away with asking her if "she was into it" (me having a little sexual adventure with some random stranger while on the road). LOL. We've had our troubles in our marriage...for sure! But we both know that the other would never, ever cheat.
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maybe if your roomate had two frisbees in his hand you'd be even more excited
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:pickle:

 
Dudley Do-Right said:
Ilov80s said:
Das Boot said:
timschochet said:
I don't know why you guys keep mentioning strippers. A stripper is not a prostitute.
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Unless you have sex with her then pay her afterwards.
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Right, you think that HJ you got from the stripper was the first time she had ever done that? A girl can be a stripper and a whore.
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But I really thought Exxxtasy and I had a special connection...
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Exxx and I had something special going. You know how I know it was real? She charged me 80 instead of the usual 100 for a beej. That was my bae for real tho.

 
Dudley Do-Right said:
Ilov80s said:
Das Boot said:
timschochet said:
I don't know why you guys keep mentioning strippers. A stripper is not a prostitute.
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Unless you have sex with her then pay her afterwards.
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Right, you think that HJ you got from the stripper was the first time she had ever done that? A girl can be a stripper and a whore.
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But I really thought Exxxtasy and I had a special connection...
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I paid her for the lap dance, the sex was free
 
shadyridr said:
Dudley Do-Right said:
Ilov80s said:
Das Boot said:
timschochet said:
I don't know why you guys keep mentioning strippers. A stripper is not a prostitute.
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Unless you have sex with her then pay her afterwards.
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Right, you think that HJ you got from the stripper was the first time she had ever done that? A girl can be a stripper and a whore.
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But I really thought Exxxtasy and I had a special connection...
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I paid her for the lap dance, the sex was free
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Well in that case a lot of people have only paid for the ladies time, the sex was free.....
 
One night Tim's mom came home bragging that she made $400.05 turning tricks. Perplexed, Tim asked who paid 5 cents?

They all did
 
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ChainsawU said:
I was in Dallas for New Years three years ago. I bought myself a ticket to the Tom Green/Norm MacDonald show, booked a flight and a hotel, stayed by myself downtown. I was partying with a group of people that I met after the show - downtown Dallas is the #### on New Years Eve. There was this really tall dude that I started talking to and out of the blue he was like hey man, you want a girl? I was like, um.. okay? He asked me if I liked the one blonde chick who had been acting out and acting crazy around us and I said yes. He asked me for my phone # and I punched it into his phone. Later that night after the bars closed, she called me and came up to my hotel room around 2 AM. We totally boned. But she was real loose. I paid her like $140 or so - just whatever I had leftover in my pockets after the bars. Then the dude started blowing up her phone and that's when she left. I had a total of four girls back to my hotel room that night, but she was the only one I had sex with. I still talk to one of the chicks I met that night, too. She is a nurse in Dallas.
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I bet that guy was her pimp.
 
No, but a few years ago in Vegas, we were at a bachelor party in the bowling alley suite at Hard Rock and my buddy Kev (the Rotato guy for those of you who read that thread) stole off to one of the bathrooms to get some "extras" from one of the strippers. We'd been out on the strip for roughly 40 straight hours at that point without going back to the room to sleep or shower,so we were pretty grimy. I opened the bathroom door and stepped in to piss and a second or two later realized what was going down and spun around to leave. As I did, I heard this brief exchange just as the door was closing behind me:

Her: "Mmhmmmmm... I love sucking your balls."

Kev: "How is that even POSSIBLE?"

I was laughing for about the next 10 minutes solid.

Remind me tomorrow to share the story here that I posted :e:lsewhere a while back about how my brother (Yams from the eat - off vids) blasted a hooker out of a hotel room in Orlando.

 
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Evilgrin 72 said:
No, but a few years ago in Vegas, we were at a bachelor party in the bowling alley suite at Hard Rock and my buddy Kev (the Rotato guy for those of you who read that thread) stole off to one of the bathrooms to get some "extras" from one of the strippers. We'd been out on the strip for roughly 40 straight hours at that point without going back to the room to sleep or shower,so we were pretty grimy. I opened the bathroom door and stepped in to piss and a second or two later realized what was going down and spun around to leave. As I did, I heard this brief exchange just as the door was closing behind me:

Her: "Mmhmmmmm... I love sucking your balls."

Kev: "How is that even POSSIBLE?"

I was laughing for about the next 10 minutes solid.

Remind me tomorrow to share the story here that I posted :e:lsewhere a while back about how my brother (Yams from the eat - off vids) blasted a hooker out of a hotel room in Orlando.
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:lmao:

 
Homer J Simpson said:
Evilgrin 72 said:
No, but a few years ago in Vegas, we were at a bachelor party in the bowling alley suite at Hard Rock and my buddy Kev (the Rotato guy for those of you who read that thread) stole off to one of the bathrooms to get some "extras" from one of the strippers. We'd been out on the strip for roughly 40 straight hours at that point without going back to the room to sleep or shower,so we were pretty grimy. I opened the bathroom door and stepped in to piss and a second or two later realized what was going down and spun around to leave. As I did, I heard this brief exchange just as the door was closing behind me:

Her: "Mmhmmmmm... I love sucking your balls."

Kev: "How is that even POSSIBLE?"

I was laughing for about the next 10 minutes solid.

Remind me tomorrow to share the story here that I posted :e:lsewhere a while back about how my brother (Yams from the eat - off vids) blasted a hooker out of a hotel room in Orlando.
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:lmao:
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:lmao: :lmao:
 
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