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Heeeee's a Beeeeeeast! (1 Viewer)

I feel for guys who actually watch these morons. I tune in for the games, not to watch these guys laugh at each other as if they are actually funny or entertaining. :yucky:

 
'MCguidance said:
'renesauz said:
'Soulfly3 said:
it's somewhat embarrassing to watch.I felt awkward
:goodposting: This. Stupid segment unless your target audience averages 18 y.o w/ an IQ of about 100.
Half of the population has an IQ of about 100.
No longer true (Although by definition it should be). Average score now is higher.
 
'MCguidance said:
'renesauz said:
'Soulfly3 said:
it's somewhat embarrassing to watch.I felt awkward
:goodposting: This. Stupid segment unless your target audience averages 18 y.o w/ an IQ of about 100.
Half of the population has an IQ of about 100.
No longer true (Although by definition it should be). Average score now is higher.
Clay Mathews recieved a "player of the game gift bag" from these clowns after the game.......a Deon Sanders rapping CD, Prime Time hat......and a Steve Mariucci bobble-head :thumbup:
 
'RevDawg said:
Tons better than that awful Cee Lo Green song.
This. That whole open needs to crumpled up into a ball and thrown away. Do over, man, do OVER. Between these two things and Mayock announcing - NFL Network clearly stands for Noob Freakin' Lame NetworkTM. Dopes.
 
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'renesauz said:
'Soulfly3 said:
it's somewhat embarrassing to watch.I felt awkward
:goodposting: This. Stupid segment unless your target audience averages 18 y.o w/ an IQ of about 100.
That's an insult to people with an IQ of 100. There's one Beast. His name is Marshawn. He throws people away during long runs in the playoffs and causes Richter tremors, not embarrassment shivers.
 
I feel for guys who actually watch these morons. I tune in for the games, not to watch these guys laugh at each other as if they are actually funny or entertaining. :yucky:
Wait a minute... You don't like watching the pregame antics, so you tune in at kickoff time? Hmm, let me think about that. I think you might be on to something.
 
'renesauz said:
'Soulfly3 said:
it's somewhat embarrassing to watch.I felt awkward
:goodposting: This. Stupid segment unless your target audience averages 18 y.o w/ an IQ of about 100.
That's an insult to people with an IQ of 100. There's one Beast. His name is Marshawn. He throws people away during long runs in the playoffs and causes Richter tremors, not embarrassment shivers.
Get of me childs play!
 
'renesauz said:
'Soulfly3 said:
it's somewhat embarrassing to watch.I felt awkward
:goodposting: This. Stupid segment unless your target audience averages 18 y.o w/ an IQ of about 100.
That's an insult to people with an IQ of 100. There's one Beast. His name is Marshawn. He throws people away during long runs in the playoffs and causes Richter tremors, not embarrassment shivers.
Get of me childs play!
:clap: Hold me, Darren Sharper.
 
Whhhaaaaaaa!!!!!

Seriously, enough with the parade of new threads whining about nothing of value to anybody here. There is the FFA for nonsense like this.

 
'renesauz said:
'Soulfly3 said:
it's somewhat embarrassing to watch.I felt awkward
:goodposting: This. Stupid segment unless your target audience averages 18 y.o w/ an IQ of about 100.
That's an insult to people with an IQ of 100. There's one Beast. His name is Marshawn. He throws people away during long runs in the playoffs and causes Richter tremors, not embarrassment shivers.
Get of me childs play!
:clap: Hold me, Darren Sharper.
Shut up Drew Brees.
 
Shooting Straight:

I dont know who their audience is with at least half of the stuff NFL puts on the air. Seriously.

Cee-Lo - I was watching with my brother-in-law, who for all intents and purposes is your classic 17 year old stoner, with the added bonus of believing he should have been born into an african american family, dressing like a parody, pumping hip hop in his car with the subwoofer turned to 11. generally a nice kid, but dumber than a box of broken condoms.

Point is, this goon of a kid was dissing the segment (as was the wife, every single one of my friends, my father, my mother etc). Id burned me knowing that once upon a time Cee-Lo was part of one of the very best hiphop crews out there, and has now turned into an obese Liberace.

Noone likes this segment. I guarantee it. And if you do, there should be a movement to permaban you from this forum, and from dealing with society.

"He's a Beast" - as we discussed. It's an absolute disgrace. Yet it so wonderfully epitomizes what the NFL/primetime has become; Advertising. Catch phrases everywhere. Selling the "coolness" of the NFL. But it's not. The GAME is cool. The rest of the BS is unnecessary filler I couldnt care less about.

You know... up in Canada (and Im 110% all over the USA), we have a beauty commentator (radio and tv) for Hockey Night In Canada; his name is Bob Cole. if it's an important game, he's running it. The simplicity of his style is unmatched. You can feel his lifetime of passion for hockey in every word he says. But the finest point of it all, if he rarely, if ever, goes for the laugh or the punchline. He lets the game do the talking. Canadians love him. he's a household name, a household voice.

Lord knows I am a hockey purist, a fan of the highest order. But football just gets me going in a way that gives me goosebumps on Sundays. Unfortunately, Ive found year after year, the more saturated with stupidity and adverts it gets, my love wanes.

It isn't fair or fathomable that I need to watch a specialty RedZone channel, or DVR games/Rewind, so I can later watch a game and zip through 60% of it to get to gameplay. I can't be the only one this is driving to the brink of going bonkers.

Anyways, rant over. Im not even going to bother editing or spellchecking but I just needed to get it out there. If you agree, you do, if you dont, you dont. But it was just eating at me and there it is.

:thumbup: Good season ya'll

 
Shooting Straight:

I dont know who their audience is with at least half of the stuff NFL puts on the air. Seriously.

Cee-Lo - I was watching with my brother-in-law, who for all intents and purposes is your classic 17 year old stoner, with the added bonus of believing he should have been born into an african american family, dressing like a parody, pumping hip hop in his car with the subwoofer turned to 11. generally a nice kid, but dumber than a box of broken condoms.

Point is, this goon of a kid was dissing the segment (as was the wife, every single one of my friends, my father, my mother etc). Id burned me knowing that once upon a time Cee-Lo was part of one of the very best hiphop crews out there, and has now turned into an obese Liberace.

Noone likes this segment. I guarantee it. And if you do, there should be a movement to permaban you from this forum, and from dealing with society.

"He's a Beast" - as we discussed. It's an absolute disgrace. Yet it so wonderfully epitomizes what the NFL/primetime has become; Advertising. Catch phrases everywhere. Selling the "coolness" of the NFL. But it's not. The GAME is cool. The rest of the BS is unnecessary filler I couldnt care less about.

You know... up in Canada (and Im 110% all over the USA), we have a beauty commentator (radio and tv) for Hockey Night In Canada; his name is Bob Cole. if it's an important game, he's running it. The simplicity of his style is unmatched. You can feel his lifetime of passion for hockey in every word he says. But the finest point of it all, if he rarely, if ever, goes for the laugh or the punchline. He lets the game do the talking. Canadians love him. he's a household name, a household voice.

Lord knows I am a hockey purist, a fan of the highest order. But football just gets me going in a way that gives me goosebumps on Sundays. Unfortunately, Ive found year after year, the more saturated with stupidity and adverts it gets, my love wanes.

It isn't fair or fathomable that I need to watch a specialty RedZone channel, or DVR games/Rewind, so I can later watch a game and zip through 60% of it to get to gameplay. I can't be the only one this is driving to the brink of going bonkers.

Anyways, rant over. Im not even going to bother editing or spellchecking but I just needed to get it out there. If you agree, you do, if you dont, you dont. But it was just eating at me and there it is.

:thumbup: Good season ya'll
So you're from Canadia??? Well G'Day mate!
 
Can we also add to this list of NFL stupidity:

The bearded, blue suited jackass that talks like some colonial inbred, in all those commercials

WTH is going on w the NFL this year? good grief

 
'Soulfly3 said:
Can we also add to this list of NFL stupidity:The bearded, blue suited jackass that talks like some colonial inbred, in all those commercialsWTH is going on w the NFL this year? good grief
Good complaint that is welcomed in this thread. Thank you. Someone shoot that guy.
 
'Soulfly3 said:
Can we also add to this list of NFL stupidity:The bearded, blue suited jackass that talks like some colonial inbred, in all those commercialsWTH is going on w the NFL this year? good grief
Good complaint that is welcomed in this thread. Thank you. Someone shoot that guy.
IT'S SERIOUS FUN!!!!!!!!!!!... ok, you have to admit that one is semi funnyhe holds his breath...the NFL commentator talks...he lets out a huge breath while saying " it's serious fun"... ahh, nevermind
 

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