"Here in my garage, just bought this new Lamborghini here" (1 Viewer)

[RedmondLonghorn]

Eat a bag of d1cks

I would have put this in the ads that I hate thread, but it is so annoying that I thought it "deserved" special attention.

 

[Insein]

All over YouTube. Yea this guy might as well dress up as a giant doosh.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

All over YouTube. Yea this guy might as well dress up as a giant doosh.

Dress up as?

 

[Insein]

All over YouTube. Yea this guy might as well dress up as a giant doosh.

Dress up as?

To be redundant.

 

[ShamrockPride]

Not gonna lie...the guy is a tool, a megatool at that. But he has a way with words, I got suckered into watching that whole video and researching who the hell he was the first time I saw it.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

He probably has a way with words because he reads a book a day.

 

[ShamrockPride]

Lol. I watched some interviews with him and he talks just like he does in this video. His interviews are loaded with random quotes from all these books he "reads".

 

[ShamrockPride]

For anyone who hasn't seen this tool:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zZKp_jFxQJc

 

[flapgreen]

 

[Slapdash]

Here in my garage...

 

[jerry jones]

??

 

[ShamrockPride]

Dude got his speech and cadence down perfectly.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Is that Fantasycurse42's brother?

 

[cstu]

Here in my garage...

 

[cstu]

Hey guys...I'm getting low on fuel units so if any of you mentors out there can spare some tips, please PM me. P.S. I'm an optimist (like Helen Keller).

 

[Raider Nation]

Here in my garage...

Here in my garage...

Here in my garage...

 

[Andrew74]

Fuel units? What a ########.

 

[arrow1]

Fuel units =

 

[kentric]

Fuel units =

Please provide details and don't just throw around dollar signs. Just how much is that in racks?

 

[fruity pebbles]

Who puts bookshelves in the garage?

 

[TheIronSheik]

Is that Al Franken's son?

 

[kentric]

Who puts bookshelves in the garage?

He wanted the video in one location. The bookshelves were an accompaniment to the car.

The sequel, "Here in my living room with my bookshelves" he shows four walls of books with just a cut-our of a bookshelf for his 80 inch TV which runs Bloomberg News 24/7.

 

[GoFishTN]

Who puts bookshelves in the garage?

What else would you put beside your Lamborghini?

 

[GoFishTN]

47 Lamborghinis in my Lamborghini account.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I didn't think it was possible for me to want to punch this guy more, then I went to his website.

 

[Spin]

All you guys bashing him are going to miss out on his sweet parties.

I already paid my $2,000 to become a member of his inner circle. As long as I remain a member of his inner circle (it's only $2,000 a month, which is definitely worth it, what's $2,000 if it makes me $2,000,000?!) I get free invites to all his parties. And for the low cost of $600 a month for his personal phone calls, I'm pretty much guaranteed to double that 2 million.

I'll be posting from my Hollywood Hills mansion before you know it, while you all make petty jokes about him on this board. Who's the real sucker here?

 

[mrip541]

Some guys on Reddit figured out it's almost certainly rented.

 

[fred_1_15301]

Anyone else attending his conference today?

 

[Soulfly3]

I've been calling cans of beans "fuel units" for years now....

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Anyone else attending his conference today?

I would, but I can't afford it. I only have $47.

 

[Rayderr]

So, this guy can afford a lamborghini but not a film crew? And he has to buy his bookshelves at Ikea?

 

[kentric]

Someone needs to point Eminence in this general direction.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

So, this guy can afford a lamborghini but not a film crew?

I suspect he was just following the advice of Henry Winkler.

 

[Soulfly3]

So, this guy can afford a lamborghini but not a film crew? And he has to buy his bookshelves at Ikea?

don't you listen, dude?

filmed it on his iphone to show he's REAL

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

So, this guy can afford a lamborghini but not a film crew? And he has to buy his bookshelves at Ikea?

don't you listen, dude?

filmed it on his iphone to show he's REAL

Plus think of the fuel units he saved.

 

[Rayderr]

So, this guy can afford a lamborghini but not a film crew? And he has to buy his bookshelves at Ikea?

don't you listen, dude?

filmed it on his iphone to show he's REAL

as opposed to CGI?

 

[Black Box]

Bunch of pessimists in here imo.

 

[cstu]

Anyone who has been to the Hollywood Hills would know it's NOT fun to drive anything there, let alone a Lambo.

 

[ShamrockPride]

Apparently this guy has the second largest book reading club in the world, behind only...OPRAH.

 

[Wrigley]

Is that even a "new" Lamborghini?

 

[ShamrockPride]

Is that even a "new" Lamborghini?

Nah. Dude's a fraud. Couldn't even afford an Aventador. FOH with that used/rented Gallardo.

 

[TheAristocrat]

What's with the picture of the naked guy on the wall?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Some guys on Reddit figured out it's almost certainly rented.

Next thing you know we'll find out most of the cars in music videos are also rented.

 

[Jayrok]

He is successful because he has a picture of Wet Dream on his wall.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Here in my garage on an acid trip

 

[saintfool]

I'm pretty sure this guy is Chet.

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