High blood pressure but low pulse rate...what does this mean? (1 Viewer)

[eoMMan]

My blood pressure has been high lately but my pulse rate has been low. When I took it tonight, I was at 146/90 for my bp and pulse rate of 56.

Ball cancer?

 

[ChiefD]

Vag cancer.

 

[Insein]

Hep C

 

[The General]

Face AIDS

Sorry, man.

 

[IMAX 3D]

Impotence 

 

[cosjobs]

Heart block

 

[rustycolts]

Uromysitisis

 

[Leroy Hoard]

You are turning into a pillar of salt.

 

[cosjobs]

You are turning into a pillar of salt.

Thanks a lot

 

[wilked]

Lose some weight fatso

 

[Chemical X]

start unhiding money

 

[Scoresman]

Is your pee saltier than usual?

You might need an Addadictomy. 

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

It means you should see a doctor.

Also, dendrophilia.

 

[rockaction]

It means you should see a doctor.

Also, dendrophilia.

 

[Osaurus]

Vampire 

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Vampire 

This one actually makes sense.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Are you drinking more alcohol lately? 

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

Yeah you need to get looked at by a professional.  High BP can cause bradycardia and who knows why it is happening?   Thyroid?  Ask for a script for marijuana it should help. 

 

[eoMMan]

Are you drinking more alcohol lately? 

Nah, not really.  I've really just been drinking some red wine in the evening a beer or two on the weekend.  Nothing crazy.

 

[eoMMan]

Yeah you need to get looked at by a professional.  High BP can cause bradycardia and who knows why it is happening?   Thyroid?  Ask for a script for marijuana it should help. 

I was at the doctor on Monday and he definitely wants me to get my BP under control.  I think it was a flukey reading but yeah, I guess I should eat a little better and keep an eye on it.

UPDATE:

I went to CVS last night and my BP was 145/90.  Slowly getting better.

 

[E Street Brat]

[quoteDr House]

IT'S NOT LUPUS

[/quoteDr House]

 

[Gianni Verscotchie]

I bet your arteries are clogged. Happened to me. Ended up getting a quadruple bypass at 46.

Sorry friend.

 

[Tom Servo]

It's definitely necrotizing fasciitis.

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

Could be a shark bite.

Been to any corn holes lately?

 

[QuizGuy66]

Yeah you need to get looked at by a professional.  High BP can cause bradycardia and who knows why it is happening?   Thyroid?  Ask for a script for marijuana it should help. 

 linky

Is the low heart rate a new thing since Monday?  Did the doc put you on meds?  Definitely call if you haven't already - don't putz around with this.

 

[James Daulton]

I don't know what it means but I hope you have your affairs in order. 

 

[Don Quixote]

I don't know what it means but I hope you have your affairs in order. 

Just don't tell Mistress #2 that she ranks below Mistress #1.