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Hitler's Micro Penis (1 Viewer)

For anyone too afraid to click, I did the deed for you. The only sentence you need to read (and I quote):

"Hitler himself is believed to have had two forms of genital abnormality: an undescended testicle and a rare condition called penile hypospadias in which the urethra opens on the under side of the penis."

 
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I've always assumed that the more of a #### a guy is, the smaller his ehh man part probably is, so it is of no surprise that we read today that The Fuhrer was hung like a peanut as he was obviously making up for inadequacies.

For years it was rumored that Hitler was gay and that Eva Braun was just his beard but now we found out that really she might have just been a completely unsatisfied wench and that puts a nice smile on my face. But there is nothing more gratifying than knowing that evil personified probably couldn't see his own dingy and had to pee out of a hole at the base of his dinkie and not the tip.

 
ShamrockPride said:
For anyone too afraid to click, I did the deed for you. The only sentence you need to read (and I quote):

"Hitler himself is believed to have had two forms of genital abnormality: an undescended testicle and a rare condition called penile hypospadias in which the urethra opens on the under side of the penis."
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I applaud your bravery. 

 
Here's what I find so silly about these theories: did the millions of Germans who followed Hitler and carried out his murderous orders all have small penises too? 

 
timschochet said:
Here's what I find so silly about these theories: did the millions of Germans who followed Hitler and carried out his murderous orders all have small penises too? 
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What?

In the article I read there were no theorizing as to Hitlers motives for what he did, merely going over his medical records

ETA: I read the one linked to in the Lies about Hitler thread

 
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Sounds like he never got to write his name in the snow.

Explains a lot.  The Juden had so much extra that they could lop some off, toss it away, and still be God's chosen people, while he had the eraser from the end of a ticonderoga yellow #2 for a willie.  I guess it made him genocidally resentful.

 
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One wonders what historians can tell us about the genitalia of other figures from that period.  Is this a specialized area of historical study that is widely recognized? 

 
Worst. Micromachine. Ever. The toy industry must have really been scraping the bottom of the barrel for ideas that Christmas.

 
The newest cutdown: Hung Like Hitler.

Even though none of it meant he had a small penis, but hey, it actually sounds good.

 
Ditkaless Wonders said:
Explains a lot.  The Juden had so much extra that they could lop some off, toss it away, and still be God's chosen people, while he had the eraser from the end of a ticonderoga yellow #2 for a willie. 
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lol

 
Is there any way we can tie in this guy's tiny fingers condition into this discussion?

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Inappropriate?

 
It can't be easy going through life with a phallus the size of an erect nipple.  I mean if there is not enough material there for an ant to fashion a workable snorkel you are liable to view the world which allowed that to come to be with hatred.  What sort of fate could allow this, you would think, as you became increasingly bitter.  Poor, poor short-dicked Adolph. 

 
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Ditkaless Wonders said:
It can't be easy going through life with a phallus the size of an erect nipple.  I mean if there is not enough material there for an ant to fashion a workable snorkel you are liable to view the world which allowed that to come to be with hatred.  What sort of fate could allow this, you would think as you became increasingly bitter.  Poor, poor short-dicked Adolph Trump. 
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Fixed.

 
Micro penis is an offensive term to some people.  I believe the PC appropriate term is Fun Size.

 
SaintsInDome2006 said:
Really this explains the problems with the frauleins. This could make a man a tad angry.
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In all seriousness, IIRC he avoided having his name linked with any woman to give all German women the impression that he was available.

 
Some day, when I die and I sit down and have the Book of Life reviewed to me, I am going to be SO SO sad at the amount of documented time I spent in threads like these :)

 
The Germans have a word for everything. I wonder what their word is for megalomaniacal, genocidal dictators with nubbins where their manhood should be?   Maybe its just "Hitler" and they leave it at that.

 
Shutout said:
Some day, when I die and I sit down and have the Book of Life reviewed to me, I am going to be SO SO sad at the amount of documented time I spent in threads like these :)
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This thread is just the tip

of the iceberg of stupid threads we waste time on in the FFA.

 
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