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[(HULK)]

So, someone who doesn't know how to use the internet correctly used my email address when signing up for OKCupid. I have a pretty common name and got to gmail when it was still in beta, so its not that unusual for some idiot to use my email address instead of their own. For example, I know that the idiot in New Jersey who used my email address when signing up for Verizon hasn't paid her bill in 2 months, but has promised to pay (they sent a thank you for the promise apparently). Also, please note that the "if you received this email in error, click here" link from Verizon doesn't work, no matter how many times you click through and ask them to disassociate your email with the account.

Anyways, on to OKCupid. So, is this a lesbian that doesn't know her own email address? Or is this something that they send to guys? I'm kinda curious to see what this idiot looks like. I guess lesbians have a thing for people who don't know their own email address. I'll have to ask my mom about that and see if thats true.

Also, does this happen to anyone else? It drives me up a wall.

ETA: The title of this thread is the title of an email I just received from OKCupid

 

[Scoresman]

if they're using your email, you should be able to go in and have the password changed.

You know what you have to do...

 

[johnjohn]

you sound like a creep

 

[wazoo11]

This happened to me as well... saying I bought stuff from QVC, a Blockbuster subcription, and sex toys from Amazon for a woman from upstate NY.

No bank info stolen or charged, though.

 

[Osaurus]

 

[mquinnjr]

if they're using your email, you should be able to go in and have the password changed.

You know what you have to do...

 

[(HULK)]

you sound like a creep

How so? Because I don't like people who use my email address for things that don't involve me?

I used to not mind, but this year has gotten to be too much. For example this girl in a high school down in Texas used my email for her parents contact, or her parent gave it to the school or whatever. Somehow, every time this kid skips school (very frequently) I get sent an email that my child didn't show up to school. I have called the school 3 times now insisting that I have nothing to do with this kid and could they please stop emailing me and find out her parents correct email address so they could let them know that their daughter is breaking truancy records that have stood for years. They say they'll remove my email from their list and then boom, 2 days later, that chick is skipping class again.

Not sure how this makes me a creep.

 

[(HULK)]

if they're using your email, you should be able to go in and have the password changed.

You know what you have to do...

I will investigate this later when I am not at work.

 

[Soulfly3]

It drives me up a wall.

not THE wall?

 

[(HULK)]

It drives me up a wall.

not THE wall?

Have I been doing this wrong this whole time? I've always said a wall. I didn't know that it was a specific wall.

 

[[icon]]

Add to spam filter?

 

[flysack]

if they're using your email, you should be able to go in and have the password changed.

You know what you have to do...

I will investigate this later when I am not at work.

 

[beavers]

I guess lesbians have a thing for people who don't know their own email address.

How does one on OK Cupid, know that the email address is incorrect? You have two parties ... One, the no-so-smart individual who may have had a typo when signing up. The others, are looking at her profile then responding to it. The person listing the profile can't list an email in the profile nor can she say she hacked somebody's email to sign up.

And from an experienced lesbian, I prefer women who know not only their email, but also what they want out of life.

 

[mquinnjr]

you sound like a creep

How so? Because I don't like people who use my email address for things that don't involve me?

I used to not mind, but this year has gotten to be too much. For example this girl in a high school down in Texas used my email for her parents contact, or her parent gave it to the school or whatever. Somehow, every time this kid skips school (very frequently) I get sent an email that my child didn't show up to school. I have called the school 3 times now insisting that I have nothing to do with this kid and could they please stop emailing me and find out her parents correct email address so they could let them know that their daughter is breaking truancy records that have stood for years. They say they'll remove my email from their list and then boom, 2 days later, that chick is skipping class again.

Not sure how this makes me a creep.

I know this would drive me nuts as well. But (for our entertainment), you could have a LOT of fun with this corresponding back with the school re: unexcused absences of "your daughter."

Perhaps you could go ahead and find a few email lists to throw the school email address onto, maybe subscribe them. Who knows?

 

[Joe T]

what is your email address?

 

[danielmclark]

It drives me up a wall.

not THE wall?

Have I been doing this wrong this whole time? I've always said a wall. I didn't know that it was a specific wall.

It is a specific wall. You should see it listed on the building plans for your home, or if you rent, your landlord can tell you which wall it is.

 

[(HULK)]

Add to spam filter?

Sometimes I do. Sometimes I can't. I don't want to add Verizon to my spam filter. What if I switch back to FiOS?

OKCupid was already added to my spam filter, but as a few have pointed out, I should look into this more fully.

 

[(HULK)]

I guess lesbians have a thing for people who don't know their own email address.

How does one on OK Cupid, know that the email address is incorrect? You have two parties ... One, the no-so-smart individual who may have had a typo when signing up. The others, are looking at her profile then responding to it. The person listing the profile can't list an email in the profile nor can she say she hacked somebody's email to sign up.

And from an experienced lesbian, I prefer women who know not only their email, but also what they want out of life.

Thanks. I should've made a poll. As I said, I'll check with my mom when I talk to her later as well.

I know for my mom, she looks for someone who wants to move in with her next week. At least thats been her MO for awhile

 

[(HULK)]

what is your email address?

I have a top 5 most common last name and its 2 letters + my last name.

 

[(HULK)]

Why does this happen to you so often?

Lets say my name is John Smith (its not). Lets say my email is jsmith@gmail.com (its not). Lets say that a large percentage of people who's name is J-something Smith are either idiots or think that signing up for stuff with this email will somehow make it magically their own.

This is a pretty constant thing for me. But it may be a fair tradeoff for being practically ungoogleable.

 

[(HULK)]

Here is my lesbian alter ego's OKCupid details:

About you, romanticgr:

Your personality: Really great How bad gay women want you: So bad Your profile, as of 8 milliseconds ago: Approved! Check out our matching system. It's a no pressure, massive game of question and answer with millions of people at once. The more you answer, the better your matches will be! I can't go there from work, but if you want to look her(him?) up, feel free.

 

[Fennis]

what is your email address?

I have a top 5 most common last name and its 2 letters + my last name.

I didn't know HULK was that common of a name.

 

[Fennis]

This happened to me as well... saying I bought stuff from QVC, a Blockbuster subcription, and sex toys from Amazon for a woman from upstate NY.

No bank info stolen or charged, though.

I hate it when my email has a better time than me.

 

[(HULK)]

Super Student:

Dear Parent(s)/Guardian(s):

This is a message from Summit High School. Your student Lastname, Truant was
marked absent 12/20/2013 (Dec 20, 2013) in period(s) 05.

Please call the school at the phone number listed below or send a note
to provide an explanation on the student's return to school.
Thank you
Attendance Office

Summit High School
(xyz)abc-efgh

I got like 20+ of these so far this year.

 

[beavers]

I guess lesbians have a thing for people who don't know their own email address.

How does one on OK Cupid, know that the email address is incorrect? You have two parties ... One, the no-so-smart individual who may have had a typo when signing up. The others, are looking at her profile then responding to it. The person listing the profile can't list an email in the profile nor can she say she hacked somebody's email to sign up.

And from an experienced lesbian, I prefer women who know not only their email, but also what they want out of life.

Thanks. I should've made a poll. As I said, I'll check with my mom when I talk to her later as well.

I know for my mom, she looks for someone who wants to move in with her next week. At least thats been her MO for awhile

So your mom is a UHaul lesbian.

 

[mquinnjr]

you sound like a creep

How so? Because I don't like people who use my email address for things that don't involve me?

I used to not mind, but this year has gotten to be too much. For example this girl in a high school down in Texas used my email for her parents contact, or her parent gave it to the school or whatever. Somehow, every time this kid skips school (very frequently) I get sent an email that my child didn't show up to school. I have called the school 3 times now insisting that I have nothing to do with this kid and could they please stop emailing me and find out her parents correct email address so they could let them know that their daughter is breaking truancy records that have stood for years. They say they'll remove my email from their list and then boom, 2 days later, that chick is skipping class again.

Not sure how this makes me a creep.

https://www.facebook.com/search/str/marissa+jones/users-named/108337852519784/residents-near/intersect

And...go

 

[Joe T]

what is your email address?

I have a top 5 most common last name and its 2 letters + my last name.

Just post it.

 

[(HULK)]

I guess lesbians have a thing for people who don't know their own email address.

How does one on OK Cupid, know that the email address is incorrect? You have two parties ... One, the no-so-smart individual who may have had a typo when signing up. The others, are looking at her profile then responding to it. The person listing the profile can't list an email in the profile nor can she say she hacked somebody's email to sign up.

And from an experienced lesbian, I prefer women who know not only their email, but also what they want out of life.

Thanks. I should've made a poll. As I said, I'll check with my mom when I talk to her later as well.

I know for my mom, she looks for someone who wants to move in with her next week. At least thats been her MO for awhile

So your mom is a UHaul lesbian.

She's married now. Got married the first day it was legal in MD, Jan 1st, 2013.

I've never heard the term UHaul lesbian, but probably yes.

 

[beavers]

I guess lesbians have a thing for people who don't know their own email address.

How does one on OK Cupid, know that the email address is incorrect? You have two parties ... One, the no-so-smart individual who may have had a typo when signing up. The others, are looking at her profile then responding to it. The person listing the profile can't list an email in the profile nor can she say she hacked somebody's email to sign up.

And from an experienced lesbian, I prefer women who know not only their email, but also what they want out of life.

Thanks. I should've made a poll. As I said, I'll check with my mom when I talk to her later as well.

I know for my mom, she looks for someone who wants to move in with her next week. At least thats been her MO for awhile

So your mom is a UHaul lesbian.

She's married now. Got married the first day it was legal in MD, Jan 1st, 2013.

I've never heard the term UHaul lesbian, but probably yes.

Basically, it's a long running joke ... But what does a lesbian bring to the second date? A UHaul. What does a gay man bring to the second date? What second date?

 

[(HULK)]

you sound like a creep

How so? Because I don't like people who use my email address for things that don't involve me?

I used to not mind, but this year has gotten to be too much. For example this girl in a high school down in Texas used my email for her parents contact, or her parent gave it to the school or whatever. Somehow, every time this kid skips school (very frequently) I get sent an email that my child didn't show up to school. I have called the school 3 times now insisting that I have nothing to do with this kid and could they please stop emailing me and find out her parents correct email address so they could let them know that their daughter is breaking truancy records that have stood for years. They say they'll remove my email from their list and then boom, 2 days later, that chick is skipping class again.

Not sure how this makes me a creep.

https://www.facebook.com/search/str/marissa+jones/users-named/108337852519784/residents-near/intersect

And...go

You know what, its Oregon, not Texas.

 

[Quez]

Is your gmail like john@gmail.com or something?

 

[(HULK)]

Is your gmail like john@gmail.com or something?

Not quite but pretty much yeah.

 

[Scoresman]

Is your gmail like john@gmail.com or something?

I have a similar situation in that I got into gmail during its beta and got a fairly common email address. Mine, however is on the more racier side (you wouldn't use it on your resume for example). I've had a couple people use it to sign up for porn sites which I have taken full advantage of.

A lot of people use what they think are fake email addresses to sign up for things they don't want to use their real email on.

 

[Thorn]

Super Student:

Dear Parent(s)/Guardian(s):

This is a message from Summit High School. Your student Lastname, Firstname was

marked absent 12/20/2013 (Dec 20, 2013) in period(s) 05.

Please call the school at the phone number listed below or send a note

to provide an explanation on the student's return to school.

Thank you

Attendance Office

Summit High School

(xyz)abc-efgh

I got like 20+ of these so far this year.

suggested edit

 

[(HULK)]

Super Student:

Dear Parent(s)/Guardian(s):

This is a message from Summit High School. Your student Lastname, Firstname was

marked absent 12/20/2013 (Dec 20, 2013) in period(s) 05.

Please call the school at the phone number listed below or send a note

to provide an explanation on the student's return to school.

Thank you

Attendance Office

Summit High School

(xyz)abc-efgh

I got like 20+ of these so far this year.

suggested edit

Fine, I guess I should do that. Its her fault though! If she went to class this would never have happened.

 

[(HULK)]

I got a copy of someone's will once. And a copy of the settlement on a house. I get weird things sent to me all the time. You'd think people would know their own email address, especially for important things like that.

 

[Quez]

You need new gmail. It's good to change every once and a while anyways, plus you get more storage.

 

[(HULK)]

Oh, one guy in particular has used my email on multiple sites (amazon, twitter, facebook, etc). Weirdest part, his name is completely disimilar from mine. His name is Sixto Arenas. I don't know wtf he is thinking but if I wanted to I could totally order stuff with his account and tweet about it. I never would, but the guy has repeatedly used my email address for his personal stuff.

 

[Hilts]

Epic thread potential. I'm in!

 

[(HULK)]

You need new gmail. It's good to change every once and a while anyways, plus you get more storage.

They've added storage to mine all along.

I prefer to keep mine because its short and easy.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Anytime I don't want to provide my email I just put Joe@yahoo.com or tom@gmail.com...

I can imagine a lot of others do that too.

 

[(HULK)]

I've been browsing my spam folder and I'm floored by how often this really has occured. Apparently Kevyn and Tiffaney (how they spelled it, not me) need to get their dog's rabies info in to their apartment's management. Kevyn and Tiffaney live in Colorado and apparently can't spell their own names in addition to their own email address.

 

[(HULK)]

Anytime I don't want to provide my email I just put Joe@yahoo.com or tom@gmail.com...

I can imagine a lot of others do that too.

On behalf of Joe and Tom, stop it!

 

[GibbyGarcia]

Just love it. In the way old days, pre-internet, I got a phone number that was one prefix off from the local high school. Friggin phone would start ringing every day about 6:30 because someone's little snowflake was sick. We used to ignore or yell at them, then one day had an epiphany. We'd answer "Lincoln High", listen to whatever they said and say "Thank you". With some variations for repeat offenders, "you child is no longer enrolled here". etc. I'm sure it f'd up some people, but that was their bad....

 

[(HULK)]

I got this one last week:

Hi Kayla,

We are taking down the Christmas decorations in the church tomorrow from 10 to 3. If any of you are available at any time tomorrow would love for you to come over and give us a hand. Lunch will be provided. Please email me back and let me know. Thank you so much and have an awesome day!!

Thanks,

Gxxxx Bxxxx
Clarkston Community Church

 

[GibbyGarcia]

My username on here is my 94' PGA tour SEGA Genesis player name. Which at the time was my nickname and the last name of my favorite band's lead singer.

It also happens to be one of the most common names in the Spanish hemisphere. I may be getting the same stuff, but none of it is in english...

 

[(HULK)]

Anyone want a playstation plus membership. Apparently when some person named Tracey in NJ used my email when purchasing a PS4 from Gamestop, they got a digital download for a free year. I'm guessing they're unaware since the email came to me.

The code is below in spoilers, first come, first serve:

Spoiler

PlayStation Plus 1 Year Member - PS3, PS Vita, PS4

Activation Code:

6CJR-TGN3-ATKF


1. From the PlayStationNetwork icon on the XMB, select 'PlayStationStore'
2. Select the 'Redeem Codes' icon located in the upper right of the screen.
3. Enter code and click 'Continue'.

 

[Scoresman]

I got this one last week:

Hi Kayla,

We are taking down the Christmas decorations in the church tomorrow from 10 to 3. If any of you are available at any time tomorrow would love for you to come over and give us a hand. Lunch will be provided. Please email me back and let me know. Thank you so much and have an awesome day!!

Thanks,

Gxxxx Bxxxx

Clarkston Community Church

You should be replying to these harmless ones. For this one, reply that you've had it with the church, especially because of its stance on gay marriage or insert whatever issue you want, and angrily quit. Or tell tem not to take down one of the wreaths as a parishioner saw a vision of Jesus in it.

There is a goldmine of comedy here that is untapped.

 

[Thorn]

Super Student:

Dear Parent(s)/Guardian(s):

This is a message from Summit High School. Your student Lastname, Firstname was

marked absent 12/20/2013 (Dec 20, 2013) in period(s) 05.

Please call the school at the phone number listed below or send a note

to provide an explanation on the student's return to school.

Thank you

Attendance Office

Summit High School

(xyz)abc-efgh

I got like 20+ of these so far this year.

suggested edit

Fine, I guess I should do that. Its her fault though! If she went to class this would never have happened.

I was thinking for you and for her.

 

[(HULK)]

If you want to know what it cost Bxxxxx JXXXXX for her short detox stay at The Ranch at Dove Tree, LLC in Lubbock, TX it was $2,845 before insurance, and $945.12 after.

I swear the weirdest stuff finds its way to my inbox.