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[(HULK)]

Shouldn't you be pranking Kristy, the girl who doesn't know how to write out her own email address, rather than Leo, the poor schlub who sells cars for a living?

I don't have Kristy's real info.

I ignored like 4 emails from this dealership before I decided they deserved it.

 

[(HULK)]

Say you are conflicted because Henry Ford was very supportive of Hitler and the Nazis.

Good idea.

Need to tie Honda to Pearl Harbor at the same time.

So, Kristy is a flirty nurse who will potentially be willing to meet Leo (who she thinks is cute) after hours @ the dealership... assuming he can somehow demonstrate and ensure Kristy's safety... thats what I was planning anyways.

I like the twist her car decision being based upon things that were relevant during WWII.

 

[sbonomo]

Not sure how i feel about fishing that poor schlep. I guess i am indifferent so carry on....

 

[Scoresman]

Say you are conflicted because Henry Ford was very supportive of Hitler and the Nazis.

Funny, I could never tell from his posts.

 

[Worm]

So last night I get an email in the middle of the game.

Some poor schmuck in Philly was sitting home alone setting up a match.com account during the super bowl. He even set his password as 'superbowl'. Poor guy.

 

[(HULK)]

Dear Karl SameLastNameAsHulk,

The East of England Co-operative Society are always looking for ways to improve their service and like to regularly consult local people about what they think of their family of businesses. As a result, they have commissioned DJS Research Ltd, an independent market research company to undertake a piece of research which will examine what local people think of the East of England Co-operative Society and their family of businesses.

It should take no more than 6-8 minutes to complete.

This is not a sales exercise and this survey is being conducted in accordance to the MRS (Market Research Society) Code of Conduct. This means that everything you say will remain completely confidential and anonymous.

The survey will be closing shortly so please click on the link below to take part:

Going to do this!

 

[(HULK)]

Dear Karl SameLastNameAsHulk,

The East of England Co-operative Society are always looking for ways to improve their service and like to regularly consult local people about what they think of their family of businesses. As a result, they have commissioned DJS Research Ltd, an independent market research company to undertake a piece of research which will examine what local people think of the East of England Co-operative Society and their family of businesses.

It should take no more than 6-8 minutes to complete.

This is not a sales exercise and this survey is being conducted in accordance to the MRS (Market Research Society) Code of Conduct. This means that everything you say will remain completely confidential and anonymous.

The survey will be closing shortly so please click on the link below to take part:

Going to do this!

Finally getting to some open ended questions!

What 3 words would you use to describe the East of England Co-operative food stores?

Sexy

Organic

Boner

What 3 words would you use to describe the East of England Co-operative staff?

Shifty

Ex-con

Sexy

Things you would change or improve.

I would hire more prostitutes and strippers and less ex-cons. The ex-cons end up as store pimps and we don't need that sort of bother, do we?