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How Long Have You Been Married? (1 Viewer)

How long have you been married?

  • 1 day - 1 year?

    Votes: 1 0.5%
  • 1-2 years?

    Votes: 2 1.1%
  • 2-5 years?

    Votes: 6 3.3%
  • 5-10 years?

    Votes: 21 11.5%
  • 10-15 years?

    Votes: 38 20.8%
  • 15-20 years?

    Votes: 49 26.8%
  • 20-25 years?

    Votes: 29 15.8%
  • 25-30 years?

    Votes: 15 8.2%
  • 30-40 years?

    Votes: 9 4.9%
  • 40+ years?

    Votes: 1 0.5%
  • I'm a total loser and have never been married?

    Votes: 12 6.6%

  • Total voters
    183
We have our moments.

She's made me a better person. If I was still single, I wouldn't give so much as one squirt of piss about anybody.

:banned:

 
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Consecutively or accumulative?
Last year on our 24th anniversary A friend of my wifes said "well, if you added up all the years I was married to my previous 2 husbands and now this one I'm at 24 years also" and she wasn't joking  :mellow:

 
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Your current wife married you on April fools day?  As your second marriage.  Winning! 
And we fooled everyone at our wedding.

We couldn't get married in the church we were planning on getting married in because we were living together.  Found that out 4 weeks before the planned date.  We ended up going to the JP a week before the wedding and got "legally" married so our minister would marry us in the church, but no one else knew about it until the ceremony when the minister brought it up.  MIL was very surprised. 

So legally our anniversary is in March, but we observe our anniversary as April fools day.

 
You seem bitter, my only advice is, you stay out of this thread.

Should you like, I can send you some great recipe ideas. Otherwise, whatever :shrugs:
I must have touched a nerve.  Two replies?  Both of them edited?...yet I am the one who seems bitter?  OK.

As long as you are offering, I could use a new chicken recipe...something without dairy would be helpful.  TIA

 

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