How often do you fantasize about life after your spouse? (1 Viewer)

[Green Balloons]

Like the title says, how often do you think about your spouse, say, being gone. They wouldn't have to be dead necessarily.

Discuss

ETA

For those of you that have answered in the affirmative, what do you think about? How would your life be better or worse?

 

[General Malaise]

Being gone for good or like just going to the store? If the latter, once I masturbate, I run out of things to do, get bored and want her to come back home.

 

[shadyridr]

at fantasize

 

[Tom Servo]

I've thought about my wife passing and leaving me as a widower with two boys. I hate that thought.

 

[Parrothead]

this thread will be featured on Dateline on day

 

[RUSF18]

Despite your little caveat at the end, this is one of those things you read about in the paper the day after a widow is taken into custody and his internet history is revealed.

 

[Green Balloons]

Being gone for good or like just going to the store? If the latter, once I masturbate, I run out of things to do, get bored and want her to come back home.

Gone for good.

 

[General Malaise]

Being gone for good or like just going to the store? If the latter, once I masturbate, I run out of things to do, get bored and want her to come back home.

Gone for good.

I'm 8 years older and will likely need a liver transplant and a motorized scooter. The only way she's gone for good is if she leaves me for the Rite Aid boy.

 

[Fennis]

Being gone for good or like just going to the store? If the latter, once I masturbate, I run out of things to do, get bored and want her to come back home.

Gone for good.

I'm 8 years older and will likely need a liver transplant and a motorized scooter. The only way she's gone for good is if she leaves me for the Rite Aid boy.

how often does she fantasize about that?

 

[Chadstroma]

Raise my kids alone? No thanks.

 

[Eephus]

I hope I die first so I don't have to deal with getting rid of all her shoes.

 

[ghostguy123]

More like fantasize about not getting tied down in the first place.

 

[Hov34]

Just when I think the FFA couldn't sink any lower.

 

[nirad3]

Being gone for good or like just going to the store? If the latter, once I masturbate, I run out of things to do, get bored and want her to come back home.

Gone for good.

I'm 8 years older and will likely need a liver transplant and a motorized scooter. The only way she's gone for good is if she leaves me for the Rite Aid boy.

Doesn't he work at some grocery store bank now?

 

[Green Balloons]

Being gone for good or like just going to the store? If the latter, once I masturbate, I run out of things to do, get bored and want her to come back home.

Gone for good.

I'm 8 years older and will likely need a liver transplant and a motorized scooter. The only way she's gone for good is if she leaves me for the Rite Aid boy.

Rite Aid has a great selection of butter.

 

[AAABatteries]

There's only three scenarios I can come up with where my wife is gone for good:

1. She's dead

2. She cheated on me and I left her/kicked her out

3. She leaves me

All 3 are rather unpleasant and not something I would look forward to although I have thought about them.

 

[Green Balloons]

Just when I think the FFA couldn't sink any lower.

An older women won't tongue punch your prison purse with the same enthusiasm as a teenage girl.

 

[Green Balloons]

There's only three scenarios I can come up with where my wife is gone for good:

1. She's dead

2. She cheated on me and I left her/kicked her out

3. She leaves me

All 3 are rather unpleasant and not something I would look forward to although I have thought about them.

Sounds like you need to buy more life insurance on her.

 

[johnnycakes]

She's the one who dreams about life without me.

 

[Hov34]

Just when I think the FFA couldn't sink any lower.

An older women won't tongue punch your prison purse with the same enthusiasm as a teenage girl.

I stand corrected.

 

[top dog]

I have thought about it over the years. In the early years, we had some troubles and I always wondered if I had made a mistake. The grass is greener on the other side, but it is still just grass when you get there. Now that we've been married for 16 years, we are more in love and happy than ever. Hard to believe after those firsr couple years where we almost got divorced. Now, I just pray I don't have to bury her. That would be terrible.

 

[kevzilla]

Been divorced for 18 years. Living the dream.

 

[Green Balloons]

Just when I think the FFA couldn't sink any lower.

An older women won't tongue punch your prison purse with the same enthusiasm as a teenage girl.

I stand corrected.

Oh you!

 

[playin4beer]

My fantasies lately have been about what it would be like and what I would change if I could go back to a certain point in my life (say 12 years old) and live from then on, with the knowledge I have now...

 

[Green Balloons]

My fantasies lately have been about what it would be like and what I would change if I could go back to a certain point in my life (say 12 years old) and live from then on, with the knowledge I have now...

Go on

 

[playin4beer]

My fantasies lately have been about what it would be like and what I would change if I could go back to a certain point in my life (say 12 years old) and live from then on, with the knowledge I have now...

Go on

I don't want to completely hi-jack this thread.... But it was along the lines of would I try harder in school or just dump some cash into Apple or Yahoo... but it's not a time machine where I can come back.. I'd have to live that

life in real time...

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Currently fantasizing about getting a job at Rite Aid.

 

[NutterButter]

All the time. Mostly about when it will certainly happen in 12 years when my youngest goes off to college. Sometimes about if she were to die and how I'd play things financially with the life insurance payout.

 

[Bucky86]

All the time. Mostly about when it will certainly happen in 12 years when my youngest goes off to college. Sometimes about if she were to die and how I'd play things financially with the life insurance payout.

Two chicks at one time?

 

[Zow]

Is the an end around to fantasizing about being with another woman?

If so, then sure, every once awhile.

But being gone? As people have validly pointed out, that's pretty weird.

 

[Green Balloons]

Is the an end around to fantasizing about being with another woman?

If so, then sure, every once awhile.

But being gone? As people have validly pointed out, that's pretty weird.

You never once thought about killing your wife and tossing her to some pigs for them to devour? I'm the weird one?

 

[Dr Oadi]

Despite your little caveat at the end, this is one of those things you read about in the paper the day after a widow is taken into custody and his internet history is revealed.

Wait. You mean when I delete my history it's not really deleted?

 

[cstu]

All the time. Mostly about when it will certainly happen in 12 years when my youngest goes off to college. Sometimes about if she were to die and how I'd play things financially with the life insurance payout.

Two chicks at one time?

That's it? If your wife died, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

 

[cstu]

Is the an end around to fantasizing about being with another woman?

If so, then sure, every once awhile.

But being gone? As people have validly pointed out, that's pretty weird.

You never once thought about killing your wife and tossing her to some pigs for them to devour? I'm the weird one?

NO, NEVER!

Spoiler

Just kidding, all the time.

 

[CletiusMaximus]

I wish I could give a like to an entire thread without owning a like for any single comment in the thread.

 

[Tom Servo]

Is the an end around to fantasizing about being with another woman?

If so, then sure, every once awhile.

But being gone? As people have validly pointed out, that's pretty weird.

You never once thought about killing your wife and tossing her to some pigs for them to devour? I'm the weird one?

Based solely on this thread, I'd say yes.

 

[Green Balloons]

I wish I could give a like to an entire thread without owning a like for any single comment in the thread.

Topic is serious, rest is shtick.

ETA

Except the teenage girl comment. That is 100% serious.