***Howard Stern*** (4 Viewers)

[Rebirtha]

Just got home from the Killers of Comedy. Shuli, Richard, Florentine, Levy, Bigfoot, Beetle, and Jeff the Drunk. Great time. Got to meet everyone after the show and they were as fun as I expected. Levy was on the prowl for some coke, Richard was pretty drunk and willing to talk to everyone and Beetle was just looking to hawk his DVD for $20. They all seemed like down-to earth guys who appreciated where they are and why they are there (besides the Wack Packers actually).

 

[Daywalker]

Just got home from the Killers of Comedy. Shuli, Richard, Florentine, Levy, Bigfoot, Beetle, and Jeff the Drunk. Great time. Got to meet everyone after the show and they were as fun as I expected. Levy was on the prowl for some coke, Richard was pretty drunk and willing to talk to everyone and Beetle was just looking to hawk his DVD for $20. They all seemed like down-to earth guys who appreciated where they are and why they are there (besides the Wack Packers actually).

How much were tickets and how big was the crowd?

 

[Rebirtha]

Just got home from the Killers of Comedy. Shuli, Richard, Florentine, Levy, Bigfoot, Beetle, and Jeff the Drunk. Great time. Got to meet everyone after the show and they were as fun as I expected. Levy was on the prowl for some coke, Richard was pretty drunk and willing to talk to everyone and Beetle was just looking to hawk his DVD for $20. They all seemed like down-to earth guys who appreciated where they are and why they are there (besides the Wack Packers actually).

How much were tickets and how big was the crowd?

$25.Place fits about 900 (The Egg) and it was a little over half filled. Probably about 500-600 people I'd guess.

 

[jamny]

OPIE AND ANTHONY SUSPENDED

By DON KAPLAN

May 16, 2007 -- SHOCK jocks Opie & Anthony were sus pended - with pay - from XM satellite radio yesterday for 30 days in a new wrinkle on the Condoleezza Rice "rape" controversy.

XM officials yanked the pair claiming the shock jocks had not taken the incident seriously.

"Comments made by Opie and Anthony on [Monday's] broadcast put into question whether they appreciate the seriousness of the matter. The management of XM Radio decided to suspend Opie and Anthony to make clear that our on-air talent must take seriously the responsibility that creative freedom requires of them," the company wrote in a release issued yesterday.

On Monday's broadcast, the pair took a defensive tone over the Rice incident and the recent firings of shock jocks JV & Elvis and Don Imus and blamed broadcasters, including XM, for trying to enforce new "rules."

"Radio has no context, we're all under one umbrella of morality and decency and ideals," Anthony Cumia said.

"All that which started only months ago, out of nowhere," , Gregg "Opie" Hughes added. "And it wasn't the FCC by the way."

They then offered a truce to their longtime nemesis, Howard Stern. "Don't think that they're not taping your show and waiting for you to screw up," Hughes said. "What do you say Howard, are you with us or are you against us?"

"Maybe it's time for a little uniting," Cumia said.

Last Friday, Hughes and Cumia apologized for their comments from last Wednesday's show during which a guest named "Homeless Charlie" told the deejays he wanted to have rough sex with Rice and First Lady Laura Bush.

Despite the suspension, the "cleaned up" portion of their show heard on CBS-owned 92.3 "Free FM" will continue.

"Our plan is to have them on the air tomorrow morning," a CBS spokesperson said yesterday.

During the initial incident, Cumia interrupted "Homeless Charlie" to say he "could just imagine the horror on Condoleezza Rice's face when she realized that you were holding her down and f - - -ing her."

"Punching her in the f - - -ing face and f - - -ing her," added a laughing "Charlie," before saying he also wanted to force himself on First Lady Laura Bush.

The obscene exchange took place on XM, a satellite radio station. But a recording of the Wednesday broadcast appeared on the Internet.

A portion of Opie & Anthony's show is also heard on CBS-owned 92.3 "Free FM," though the Rice-rape jokes were not made during that segment.

whhaaaaaaaa!

 

[The Gator]

 

[The Gator]

Just now catching the roast here on the lft coast.

Levi's open on Howard was

'It must have been hard to get that ring on Beth's finger with her hand so deep in your pocket.'



Shulie - 'Howard said he wants to retire in Florida. Yeah a Jew in Florida thats never been done, and then Howad will claim all the Jews copied him.'

Colin Quinn - Meh, he's been better.

Benjy -

Dave Attel - 'Artie's getting into acting. I heard you have a roll in the new Anna Nicole movie....playing the island that she died on.'

Sal - Can't really repeat too much of what he said..

Fitzimmons -

Artie - Not his best, but still solid. 'Andy is the only guy that the nurse at the sperm bank tells to vomit into the cup.'

Yuko - Feel free to skip the next roast.

Lampignelli -

 

[Polsonov.]

I thought Attel was the best of the bunch. original jokes, and good delivery.

 

[Lurking]

Just now catching the roast here on the lft coast.Dave Attel - 'Artie's getting into acting. I heard you have a roll in the new Anna Nicole movie....playing the island that she died on.'

I missed this one... From what I heard, I didn't think the roast was as good as ones in the past. Too many "you are gay" jokes. They are better when kept inside the Stern family...more inside jokes.

 

[RBM]

Didnt like the roast too much. Too predictable. Only three more roasts I am interested in.

Howard

Robin

Fred

Dont think they should even bother until they are ready to do these three.

 

[The Gator]

From what I heard, I didn't think the roast was as good as ones in the past. Too many "you are gay" jokes. They are better when kept inside the Stern family...more inside jokes.

Didnt like the roast too much. Too predictable.

Agree.This one was only better than the Carver roast. I would rank them;1- Gary2- Ralph3- Ronnie4- Andy5- Carver

 

[The Gator]

I thought Attel was the best of the bunch. original jokes, and good delivery.

Totally. He had the best line in the Artie is the island one.

 

[Polsonov.]

I thought Attel was the best of the bunch. original jokes, and good delivery.

Totally. He had the best line in the Artie is the island one.

i liked the joke about robin having terry shaivo in her snatch

 

[The Gator]

I thought Attel was the best of the bunch. original jokes, and good delivery.

Totally. He had the best line in the Artie is the island one.

i liked the joke about robin having terry shaivo in her snatch

 

[Please See Mine]

Didnt like the roast too much. Too predictable. Only three more roasts I am interested in.HowardRobinFredDont think they should even bother until they are ready to do these three.

Most of the roasts end up being a lot about Howard and Robin anyway.

 

[ODoyleRules]

Last 2 days have been great. I know some people don't like Ronnie the Limo Driver and Eric the Midget, but I love every time they are on. Ronnie getting mad at the drop of a hat, or in this case, a petccok, is hilarious.

Eric the Idol Expert was fantastic with his phone loving with Britanny Talore. "I just wet my pajama pants - does that turn you on?"

 

[Bluto Blutarsky]

Last 2 days have been great. I know some people don't like Ronnie the Limo Driver and Eric the Midget, but I love every time they are on. Ronnie getting mad at the drop of a hat, or in this case, a petccok, is hilarious.

I think the big problem is when they are on too much. The last few days with Ronnie have been money.

 

[RBM]

Last 2 days have been great. I know some people don't like Ronnie the Limo Driver and Eric the Midget, but I love every time they are on. Ronnie getting mad at the drop of a hat, or in this case, a petccok, is hilarious.

I think the big problem is when they are on too much. The last few days with Ronnie have been money.

[ronnie]What the hell is your problem man[/ronnie]

 

[Bluto Blutarsky]

Last 2 days have been great. I know some people don't like Ronnie the Limo Driver and Eric the Midget, but I love every time they are on. Ronnie getting mad at the drop of a hat, or in this case, a petccok, is hilarious.

I think the big problem is when they are on too much. The last few days with Ronnie have been money.

[ronnie]What the hell is your problem man[/ronnie]

Monday was the best. As soon as he walked in Howard just unleashed on him with a, "Yeah you, you son of a #####.".

 

[Aaronl5]

Howard lost all credibility when he could not get Sanjaya into at least the top three

 

[Daywalker]

Just now catching the roast here on the lft coast.Levi's open on Howard was 'It must have been hard to get that ring on Beth's finger with her hand so deep in your pocket.'Shulie - 'Howard said he wants to retire in Florida. Yeah a Jew in Florida thats never been done, and then Howad will claim all the Jews copied him.' Colin Quinn - Meh, he's been better.Benjy - Dave Attel - 'Artie's getting into acting. I heard you have a roll in the new Anna Nicole movie....playing the island that she died on.' Sal - Can't really repeat too much of what he said.. Fitzimmons - Artie - Not his best, but still solid. 'Andy is the only guy that the nurse at the sperm bank tells to vomit into the cup.'Yuko - Feel free to skip the next roast.Lampignelli -

Any of this good?Let’s give a big hand for Bob Levy everyone….Come On..this is all he’s got. It’s his one big day to shine. He reminds me of **** Clark…when he talks.Bob nearly got a gig on that new show “Are you smarter then a 5th grader.” But he was too tall for the desks.Benji Bronk. You are actually a writer on this show. Who did you beat out? The guy from My Left Foot. That was the most boring five minutes I’ve heard since Colin Quinn Used to do Weekend Update.Lorne Michaels had Colin read the news because SKETCH comedy wasn’t his strong suit.

 

[Franknbeans]

Last 2 days have been great. I know some people don't like Ronnie the Limo Driver and Eric the Midget, but I love every time they are on. Ronnie getting mad at the drop of a hat, or in this case, a petccok, is hilarious. Eric the Idol Expert was fantastic with his phone loving with Britanny Talore. "I just wet my pajama pants - does that turn you on?"

Eric the Midget grinds the show to a halt. Every time. I wish Howard would get over his fascination with him.

 

[Bluto Blutarsky]

Howard lost all credibility when he could not get Sanjaya into at least the top three

 

[The Gator]

Just now catching the roast here on the lft coast.Levi's open on Howard was 'It must have been hard to get that ring on Beth's finger with her hand so deep in your pocket.'Shulie - 'Howard said he wants to retire in Florida. Yeah a Jew in Florida thats never been done, and then Howad will claim all the Jews copied him.' Colin Quinn - Meh, he's been better.Benjy - Dave Attel - 'Artie's getting into acting. I heard you have a roll in the new Anna Nicole movie....playing the island that she died on.' Sal - Can't really repeat too much of what he said.. Fitzimmons - Artie - Not his best, but still solid. 'Andy is the only guy that the nurse at the sperm bank tells to vomit into the cup.'Yuko - Feel free to skip the next roast.Lampignelli -

Any of this good?Let’s give a big hand for Bob Levy everyone….Come On..this is all he’s got. It’s his one big day to shine. He reminds me of **** Clark…when he talks.Bob nearly got a gig on that new show “Are you smarter then a 5th grader.” But he was too tall for the desks.Benji Bronk. You are actually a writer on this show. Who did you beat out? The guy from My Left Foot. That was the most boring five minutes I’ve heard since Colin Quinn Used to do Weekend Update.Lorne Michaels had Colin read the news because SKETCH comedy wasn’t his strong suit.

 

[Daywalker]

Just now catching the roast here on the lft coast.Levi's open on Howard was 'It must have been hard to get that ring on Beth's finger with her hand so deep in your pocket.'Shulie - 'Howard said he wants to retire in Florida. Yeah a Jew in Florida thats never been done, and then Howad will claim all the Jews copied him.' Colin Quinn - Meh, he's been better.Benjy - Dave Attel - 'Artie's getting into acting. I heard you have a roll in the new Anna Nicole movie....playing the island that she died on.' Sal - Can't really repeat too much of what he said.. Fitzimmons - Artie - Not his best, but still solid. 'Andy is the only guy that the nurse at the sperm bank tells to vomit into the cup.'Yuko - Feel free to skip the next roast.Lampignelli -

Any of this good?Let’s give a big hand for Bob Levy everyone….Come On..this is all he’s got. It’s his one big day to shine. He reminds me of **** Clark…when he talks.Bob nearly got a gig on that new show “Are you smarter then a 5th grader.” But he was too tall for the desks.Benji Bronk. You are actually a writer on this show. Who did you beat out? The guy from My Left Foot. That was the most boring five minutes I’ve heard since Colin Quinn Used to do Weekend Update.Lorne Michaels had Colin read the news because SKETCH comedy wasn’t his strong suit.

You got to imagine it with the delivery. My friends dug it.

 

[Daywalker]

Don't think we'll be seeing Yucko at the roasts again. Howard seemed very putoff when Yucko was dropping N-bombs over and over. Maybe with the merger up in the air he's trying to be more sensitive. He would have been crazy to have let that 18-year-old high school girl get naked. That could have been news all over if the media wanted to grill him.

 

[The Gator]

Listening to the replay I just caught the prank call where they use Ronnies voice to call the that guy goes 0-60

'Ok tough guy, where you at?! I'll pay you to meet you, i'll pay you!!'

'done deal pal, done deal'

in my top three of calls.

 

[Daywalker]

Gary says he knows how the Soprano's ends. He said Kid Chris has been right on most of the storylines this season and told him how it all ends. Says it's pretty shocking. Anyone know if this is all over now?

I don't want to know just wanted to know if the spoilers are out their now.

 

[MrPhoenix]

He would have been crazy to have let that 18-year-old high school girl get naked. That could have been news all over if the media wanted to grill him.

Jillian Grace, who was a Playboy model, was barely 18 when she went topless and this was when Howard was on terrestrial radio.

 

[belljr]

Last 2 days have been great. I know some people don't like Ronnie the Limo Driver and Eric the Midget, but I love every time they are on. Ronnie getting mad at the drop of a hat, or in this case, a petccok, is hilarious.

I think the big problem is when they are on too much. The last few days with Ronnie have been money.

[ronnie]What the hell is your problem man[/ronnie]

Monday was the best. As soon as he walked in Howard just unleashed on him with a, "Yeah you, you son of a #####.".

Only he could buy a LIMO that was that ####ed up

 

[The Gator]

Gary says he knows how the Soprano's ends. He said Kid Chris has been right on most of the storylines this season and told him how it all ends. Says it's pretty shocking. Anyone know if this is all over now?

I don't want to know just wanted to know if the spoilers are out their now.

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[Brodie8307]

Listening to the replay I just caught the prank call where they use Ronnies voice to call the that guy goes 0-60 'Ok tough guy, where you at?! I'll pay you to meet you, i'll pay you!!''done deal pal, done deal' in my top three of calls.

Is the Nick Manning "Hoooouuuhhhhh" call to the pharmacy in the top 3?

 

[Please See Mine]

Listening to the replay I just caught the prank call where they use Ronnies voice to call the that guy goes 0-60 'Ok tough guy, where you at?! I'll pay you to meet you, i'll pay you!!''done deal pal, done deal' in my top three of calls.

Is the Nick Manning "Hoooouuuhhhhh" call to the pharmacy in the top 3?

I don't think that is Nick Manning.

 

[Please See Mine]

I agree with the e-mailers saying that Artie talked too much during the Steven Van Zandt interview. Would have like to hear more about the Sopranos, but Artie kept ranting about Springsteen.

 

[Bluto Blutarsky]

Listening to the replay I just caught the prank call where they use Ronnies voice to call the that guy goes 0-60 'Ok tough guy, where you at?! I'll pay you to meet you, i'll pay you!!''done deal pal, done deal' in my top three of calls.

Is the Nick Manning "Hoooouuuhhhhh" call to the pharmacy in the top 3?

I don't think that is Nick Manning.

I don' think so either. I think it was the clip of the guy who won for funniest pron clip.

 

[Daywalker]

He would have been crazy to have let that 18-year-old high school girl get naked. That could have been news all over if the media wanted to grill him.

Jillian Grace, who was a Playboy model, was barely 18 when she went topless and this was when Howard was on terrestrial radio.

Yeah but she had graduated high school. This girl hadn't.

 

[RBM]

Listening to the replay I just caught the prank call where they use Ronnies voice to call the that guy goes 0-60 'Ok tough guy, where you at?! I'll pay you to meet you, i'll pay you!!''done deal pal, done deal' in my top three of calls.

Easily my favorite call ever. That guy is so $$$$

 

[MrPhoenix]

He would have been crazy to have let that 18-year-old high school girl get naked. That could have been news all over if the media wanted to grill him.

Jillian Grace, who was a Playboy model, was barely 18 when she went topless and this was when Howard was on terrestrial radio.

Yeah but she had graduated high school. This girl hadn't.

So you're not an adult until you graduate high school?

 

[Bluto Blutarsky]

He would have been crazy to have let that 18-year-old high school girl get naked. That could have been news all over if the media wanted to grill him.

Jillian Grace, who was a Playboy model, was barely 18 when she went topless and this was when Howard was on terrestrial radio.

Yeah but she had graduated high school. This girl hadn't.

So you're not an adult until you graduate high school?

He thought there was a difference between an 18 yo girl who goes back to a high school and has to face 16 and 17 yo people who might have seen her, and a 18 going to a college with adults. Big difference IMO, and I agree with him not letting her get nekked.

 

[Daywalker]

He would have been crazy to have let that 18-year-old high school girl get naked. That could have been news all over if the media wanted to grill him.

Jillian Grace, who was a Playboy model, was barely 18 when she went topless and this was when Howard was on terrestrial radio.

Yeah but she had graduated high school. This girl hadn't.

So you're not an adult until you graduate high school?

You don't think, "High School Student Gets Naked on Howard Stern," would make for a salacious headline? In the climate we are in today that could easily have been plastered everywhere.

 

[Franknbeans]

F'in radio gold between Howard and Artie this morning and Howard is not being honest with himself

 

[Please See Mine]

F'in radio gold between Howard and Artie this morning and Howard is not being honest with himself

GB the replay. Didn't hear the first hour, but they referenced it in the second hour. Looking forward to 9:00.

 

[Capella]

at sal stiffing an intern for breakfast.

 

[RBM]

F'in radio gold between Howard and Artie this morning and Howard is not being honest with himself

GB the replay. Didn't hear the first hour, but they referenced it in the second hour. Looking forward to 9:00.

Getting into it now. Can tell Howard is really pissed

 

[RBM]

Artie being a ##### now with the "bro" stuff. I mean Howard is a huge hypocrite and cant take half of what he gives out, but he does sound sincere here.

 

[The Gator]

F'in radio gold between Howard and Artie this morning and Howard is not being honest with himself

Teaser?

 

[Capella]

How did this argument start? I didn't hear the first 25 minutes.

It's been interesting, but robin makes it almost unlistenable. God she's horrid. Take your head out of howard's ### already.

 

[ShaqAttaq]

How did this argument start? I didn't hear the first 25 minutes.It's been interesting, but robin makes it almost unlistenable. God she's horrid. Take your head out of howard's ### already.

artie not pleased about yesterday's bit: "this chick loves fat guys...maybe she'll like you artie"he complained on wrap up show, i believe.

 

[Capella]

Yea I got he wasn't pleased with the bit, was wondering how it came up.

Sounds like artie is close to being done with it, he sounds miserable.

 

[Capella]

Artie basically announcing he's quitting right now. Crazy.

 

[Please See Mine]

Artie basically announcing he's quitting right now. Crazy.

?? On the live show?