I am a closet....... (1 Viewer)

[Chemical X]

besides pulling in 6 figures and scoring swimsuit model wives, what hidden skills do some of you FBGs have that are hidden by your tough guy iPersona?

i am a closet cook, baker and grower of veggies and herbs (grape and cherry tomatoes, basil, oregano, mini zucchini, arugula, etc.)

i use my garden items in my meals and try to be creative.

i have recently made spicy pork meatballs with homemade pesto. stuffed bell peppers (used my own peppers). low oil carrot cake, using carrot juice, etc.

just curious

 

[McGarnicle]

Would love to nail a sassy black chick with a big booty and huge earrings.

 

[Annyong]

Would love to nail a sassy black chick with a big booty and huge earrings.

Me too, brother.

 

[Chemical X]

Would love to nail a sassy black chick with a big booty and huge earrings.

hang out at the DMV all day

 

[TheIronSheik]

I can mess up a lawnmower engine pretty easily.

 

[Sinn Fein]

You should come out of the closet imo.

Read the Michael Sam thread for inspiration.

 

[Zow]

Internet windbag.

 

[kentric]

I like pina coladas. Getting caught in the rain (where I run, don't walk). I'm not much into health food (been known to chomp down on too many Bob thighs) ..... If you're the three ladies I look for, come with me and escape.

 

[SacramentoBob]

I'm more of a linen closet than a broom closet.

 

[ChiefD]

I'm the master at executing non-repeatable events.

In other words, if you need me to knock a tin can off a post at 36 yards with a rock, I'm your guy. If you need me to bounce a basketball off your roof, the hood of your car, and down a driveway into a midgets wheelbarrow, I'm your guy. If you need me to throw three bullseyes in a row at darts to settle a bar bet, I'm your guy.

But I can only do them once.

 

[shady inc]

violinist

 

[TheIronSheik]

I also hold the all time record for most opening kick offs blocked in a season AND career.

 

[Koya]

Former fastest white kid on Long Island.

Currently, possess exceptional and dare I say inspirations oratory skills and go around the country as a speaker (though would love to do more)

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Homosexual

 

[Henry Ford]

Homosexual

He said closet.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Homosexual

He said closet.

I said homosexual.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Can catch wheat pennies off my arm at an alarming rate.

 

[TheAristocrat]

I masturbate outside (alone) a couple times per year.

 

[dozer]

Homosexual

He said closet.

I said homosexual.

Homo says what?

 

[Todd Andrews]

KooK

 

[Henry Ford]

Homosexual

He said closet.

I said homosexual.

Like, you're really attracted to other closets?

 

[Brony]

I'm the master at executing non-repeatable events.

In other words, if you need me to knock a tin can off a post at 36 yards with a rock, I'm your guy. If you need me to bounce a basketball off your roof, the hood of your car, and down a driveway into a midgets wheelbarrow, I'm your guy. If you need me to throw three bullseyes in a row at darts to settle a bar bet, I'm your guy.

But I can only do them once.

three bullseyes in a row but only once? Huh?

 

[skol asylum]

I'm the master at executing non-repeatable events.

In other words, if you need me to knock a tin can off a post at 36 yards with a rock, I'm your guy. If you need me to bounce a basketball off your roof, the hood of your car, and down a driveway into a midgets wheelbarrow, I'm your guy. If you need me to throw three bullseyes in a row at darts to settle a bar bet, I'm your guy.

But I can only do them once.

three bullseyes in a row but only once? Huh?

I recently saw you at a movie theater in Fargo, assuming you were there to see the Equestria Girls movie. You were rocking a BRONY license plate and your back window was full of ponies.

 

[skol asylum]

I'm the master at executing non-repeatable events.

In other words, if you need me to knock a tin can off a post at 36 yards with a rock, I'm your guy. If you need me to bounce a basketball off your roof, the hood of your car, and down a driveway into a midgets wheelbarrow, I'm your guy. If you need me to throw three bullseyes in a row at darts to settle a bar bet, I'm your guy.

But I can only do them once.

three bullseyes in a row but only once? Huh?

I recently saw you at a movie theater in Fargo, assuming you were there to see the Equestria Girls movie. No closet for you...

https://www.dropbox.com/s/2zyflxao66lrup2/20141001_184935.jpg?dl=0

 

[Fennis]

Can catch wheat pennies off my arm at an alarming rate.

You are 1/25th of The Fonz.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I know enough Vietnamese to get thrown out of nail saloons/salons.

 

[bentley]

I'm really good at getting paid to run my mouth, play golf and drink beer.

 

[Fat Nick]

Can catch wheat pennies off my arm at an alarming rate.

I used to do this as a kid...ALL THE TIME. I think I got to the point where I could catch a stack that was as tall as my hand was wide.

 

[ChiefD]

I'm the master at executing non-repeatable events.

In other words, if you need me to knock a tin can off a post at 36 yards with a rock, I'm your guy. If you need me to bounce a basketball off your roof, the hood of your car, and down a driveway into a midgets wheelbarrow, I'm your guy. If you need me to throw three bullseyes in a row at darts to settle a bar bet, I'm your guy.

But I can only do them once.

three bullseyes in a row but only once? Huh?

to settle a bar bet.

It's the pressure I thrive on. Once.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Homosexual

He said closet.

I said homosexual.

Like, you're really attracted to other closets?

Instead of coming out of the closet he wants to come in the closet.