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I am thinking about waxing my chest (1 Viewer)

MC Gas Money

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Is this sort of thing acceptable these days or do I have to turn in my man card?

It isnt for vanity or because my girl cares. It is that my chest hair is patchy.

Large smooth areas with 2-3 inch hairs around the nipples, middle dent and along the top ridges of my pecs.

I just find it annoying. She suggested using nair but I have sensitive skin and I figure it wouldnt take much to just rip it all out and not have to worry for a while.

Any experiences doing this?

 
My business partner is recently divorced and started doing this. He also seems to unbutton an extra button in his shirt now. It creeps me out.

 
MC Gas Money said:
fatguyinalittlecoat said:
Why not just shave it? Depending on how hairy you are, waxing might not be worth it.
Im apprehensive with a razor near my nips

I also wouldnt have to wax as often
A razor might nick your nipple... waxing might pull it off.

 
fatguyinalittlecoat said:
Why not just shave it? Depending on how hairy you are, waxing might not be worth it.
Second this.

I have a Samson-esque bounty on my chest, and shaved it once in college after losing a bet. Wasn't too terrible. Have had my back waxed before, generally before going to the beach or swimming. Waxing is brutal, but doable. Fairly certain it's multiple times worse on the chest where I'd imagine your skin would be more sensitive.

 
MC Gas Money said:
fatguyinalittlecoat said:
Why not just shave it? Depending on how hairy you are, waxing might not be worth it.
Im apprehensive with a razor near my nipsI also wouldnt have to wax as often
A razor might nick your nipple... waxing might pull it off.
No way. Ill be strategic around my tickle buttons.

I am not nearly as hairy as michael scott
Wait...you are going to do it yourself?

Then yes...you should definitely do this.

 
My business partner is recently divorced and started doing this. He also seems to unbutton an extra button in his shirt now. It creeps me out.
A buddy of mine does this, too. In his case, he's harrier than a sasquatch. He thinks he's being sexy, but I can tell that the chicks just aren't digging on it.

The worst is when he takes his shirt off in front of the ladies. Swear ta gawd, if he wanted to, he could braid dreadlocks with his back hair. :X

 
MC Gas Money said:
fatguyinalittlecoat said:
Why not just shave it? Depending on how hairy you are, waxing might not be worth it.
Im apprehensive with a razor near my nipsI also wouldnt have to wax as often
A razor might nick your nipple... waxing might pull it off.
No way. Ill be strategic around my tickle buttons.I am not nearly as hairy as michael scott
Wait...you are going to do it yourself?

Then yes...you should definitely do this.
Nah my lady friend is going to do it

 
MC Gas Money said:
fatguyinalittlecoat said:
Why not just shave it? Depending on how hairy you are, waxing might not be worth it.
Im apprehensive with a razor near my nipsI also wouldnt have to wax as often
A razor might nick your nipple... waxing might pull it off.
No way. Ill be strategic around my tickle buttons.I am not nearly as hairy as michael scott
Wait...you are going to do it yourself?

Then yes...you should definitely do this.
Nah my lady friend is going to do it
Is this to prove your are a sensitive guy...you know, wanting her to see you cry?

 
Is this sort of thing acceptable these days or do I have to turn in my man card?

It isnt for vanity or because my girl cares. It is that my chest hair is patchy.

Large smooth areas with 2-3 inch hairs around the nipples, middle dent and along the top ridges of my pecs.

I just find it annoying. She suggested using nair but I have sensitive skin and I figure it wouldnt take much to just rip it all out and not have to worry for a while.

Any experiences doing this?
Get in the shower and burn it with a lighter. Slowly bring the flame close, let the flame hit the hair, swipe down with your other hand quickly and the flame goes out. Repeat as needed.

Not joking. Won't irritate the skin like waxing/shaving/whatever else does. I got the idea years ago when I was watching some hair salon dude who cut women's hair using the same method.

edit: you do it in the shower because of the smell / lose parts that fall to the floor. Don't get it wet.

 
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My business partner is recently divorced and started doing this. He also seems to unbutton an extra button in his shirt now. It creeps me out.
A buddy of mine does this, too. In his case, he's harrier than a sasquatch. He thinks he's being sexy, but I can tell that the chicks just aren't digging on it. The worst is when he takes his shirt off in front of the ladies. Swear ta gawd, if he wanted to, he could braid dreadlocks with his back hair. :X
So he's got a throw rug on his back?
 
My business partner is recently divorced and started doing this. He also seems to unbutton an extra button in his shirt now. It creeps me out.
A buddy of mine does this, too. In his case, he's harrier than a sasquatch. He thinks he's being sexy, but I can tell that the chicks just aren't digging on it. The worst is when he takes his shirt off in front of the ladies. Swear ta gawd, if he wanted to, he could braid dreadlocks with his back hair. :X
I have a polish friend with a sweater like that. Its so thick he just sets it on fire to get rid of it.

No joke

 
Is this sort of thing acceptable these days or do I have to turn in my man card?

It isnt for vanity or because my girl cares. It is that my chest hair is patchy.

Large smooth areas with 2-3 inch hairs around the nipples, middle dent and along the top ridges of my pecs.

I just find it annoying. She suggested using nair but I have sensitive skin and I figure it wouldnt take much to just rip it all out and not have to worry for a while.

Any experiences doing this?
Get in the shower and burn it with a lighter. Slowly bring the flame close, let the flame hit the hair, swipe down with your other hand quickly and the flame goes out. Repeat as needed.

Not joking. Won't irritate the skin like waxing/shaving/whatever else does. I got the idea years ago when I was watching some hair salon dude who cut women's hair using the same method.

edit: you do it in the shower because of the smell / lose parts that fall to the floor. Don't get it wet.
Dont get what wet?

 
My business partner is recently divorced and started doing this. He also seems to unbutton an extra button in his shirt now. It creeps me out.
A buddy of mine does this, too. In his case, he's harrier than a sasquatch. He thinks he's being sexy, but I can tell that the chicks just aren't digging on it. The worst is when he takes his shirt off in front of the ladies. Swear ta gawd, if he wanted to, he could braid dreadlocks with his back hair. :X
So he's got a throw rug on his back?
Pretty sure it was him fighting the Six Million Dollar Man back in the 70's. That wasn't a costume, folks.

 
My business partner is recently divorced and started doing this. He also seems to unbutton an extra button in his shirt now. It creeps me out.
A buddy of mine does this, too. In his case, he's harrier than a sasquatch. He thinks he's being sexy, but I can tell that the chicks just aren't digging on it. The worst is when he takes his shirt off in front of the ladies. Swear ta gawd, if he wanted to, he could braid dreadlocks with his back hair. :X
So he's got a throw rug on his back?
Pretty sure it was him fighting the Six Million Dollar Man back in the 70's. That wasn't a costume, folks.
:lmao:
 
My business partner is recently divorced and started doing this. He also seems to unbutton an extra button in his shirt now. It creeps me out.
A buddy of mine does this, too. In his case, he's harrier than a sasquatch. He thinks he's being sexy, but I can tell that the chicks just aren't digging on it. The worst is when he takes his shirt off in front of the ladies. Swear ta gawd, if he wanted to, he could braid dreadlocks with his back hair. :X
I have a polish friend with a sweater like that. Its so thick he just sets it on fire to get rid of it.

No joke
Since he has experience, you should let him do it to you. You trust this guy, right?

 
My business partner is recently divorced and started doing this. He also seems to unbutton an extra button in his shirt now. It creeps me out.
A buddy of mine does this, too. In his case, he's harrier than a sasquatch. He thinks he's being sexy, but I can tell that the chicks just aren't digging on it. The worst is when he takes his shirt off in front of the ladies. Swear ta gawd, if he wanted to, he could braid dreadlocks with his back hair. :X
I have a polish friend with a sweater like that. Its so thick he just sets it on fire to get rid of it.No joke
Since he has experience, you should let him do it to you. You trust this guy, right?
Yes........but not around my pink dials.

 
My business partner is recently divorced and started doing this. He also seems to unbutton an extra button in his shirt now. It creeps me out.
A buddy of mine does this, too. In his case, he's harrier than a sasquatch. He thinks he's being sexy, but I can tell that the chicks just aren't digging on it. The worst is when he takes his shirt off in front of the ladies. Swear ta gawd, if he wanted to, he could braid dreadlocks with his back hair. :X
I have a polish friend with a sweater like that. Its so thick he just sets it on fire to get rid of it.No joke
Since he has experience, you should let him do it to you. You trust this guy, right?
Yes........but not around my pink dials.
Pasties.

Problem solved! :thumbup:

 
If you think about this kind of thing, I think you would also have thoughts about blowing dudes in alleyways.

 
MC Gas Money said:
-CE- said:
Is this sort of thing acceptable these days or do I have to turn in my man card?

It isnt for vanity or because my girl cares. It is that my chest hair is patchy.

Large smooth areas with 2-3 inch hairs around the nipples, middle dent and along the top ridges of my pecs.

I just find it annoying. She suggested using nair but I have sensitive skin and I figure it wouldnt take much to just rip it all out and not have to worry for a while.

Any experiences doing this?
Get in the shower and burn it with a lighter. Slowly bring the flame close, let the flame hit the hair, swipe down with your other hand quickly and the flame goes out. Repeat as needed.

Not joking. Won't irritate the skin like waxing/shaving/whatever else does. I got the idea years ago when I was watching some hair salon dude who cut women's hair using the same method.

edit: you do it in the shower because of the smell / lose parts that fall to the floor. Don't get it wet.
Dont get what wet?
Don't get the hair wet that you're trying to burn off.

 

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