ghostguy123
Footballguy
Ok, I am going to try and explain this as best I can, but there is no way my words can do justice for what I personally experienced. Steven King couldn't do it justice.
Well tonight here at work for my break I went down to the gym to jog for a bit. Anyway, some guy who works here was in there. He is really nice and social. Talks way too much for my liking though. Probably 40 years old. Usually at this time of night I am the only one down there, but I thought eh, cool, someone else to work out with for a bit. What could go wrong.
So he is talking like the the whole time almost, and literally at least 80% of what came out of his mouth was either just blatantly false, blatantly obvious to the point where that particular sentence just never needs to be uttered (example, "cardio is good for you bro"), or just an opinion I don't agree with in the slightest. He also uses the words sh....t, fu.....k, and damn for about 30-40% of his vocab. All the while kinda pacing around quickly from one end to the other like he just can't sit still.
He then proceeds to tell me all kinds of crap that I mostly blocked out, but some of the highlights were things like "I work out three times a day", "I gained 75 pounds in 3 months when I hurt my leg", "I tore this tendon in my hand when I punched this dude", "I ruptured my appendix doing situps"-------------------swear to god he said this, I cant make this up............
So while all this is going on I am just shaking my head, maybe throwing in a few comments myself while I am jogging.
So then he got off the treadmill and said he was gonna go take a shower. I was like, alright, I guess he is done, cool, whatevs..............so he is in the locker room for about 10 minutes, he comes out in different clothes and does kinda look like he jumped in the shower. Not 100% sure on that, but he DID say he was going to take a shower, and DID come out in different clothes.
Ok, so yeah, cool, he was done working out, took a shower, and came out to utter a few more nonsensical words.
I about lost in when HE STARTED WORKING OUT AGAIN RIGHT THEN AND THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was in there about 5-10 more minutes and he was still working out, and as I was leaving he was doing one of the machines.
I couldn't #######g believe my eyes. Who the hell works out, take a shower and changes, then comes back out to work out some more right after?
It just topped off what I already thought was one of the dumbest and low-potential people I had met to this point in my life, and maybe, just maybe, put him into my top 3 people I have ever seen in this category in my life (that are not profoundly ######ed, ya know, people with jobs who function in society without guardians or the state looking after them)...................he might be #1.
Well tonight here at work for my break I went down to the gym to jog for a bit. Anyway, some guy who works here was in there. He is really nice and social. Talks way too much for my liking though. Probably 40 years old. Usually at this time of night I am the only one down there, but I thought eh, cool, someone else to work out with for a bit. What could go wrong.
So he is talking like the the whole time almost, and literally at least 80% of what came out of his mouth was either just blatantly false, blatantly obvious to the point where that particular sentence just never needs to be uttered (example, "cardio is good for you bro"), or just an opinion I don't agree with in the slightest. He also uses the words sh....t, fu.....k, and damn for about 30-40% of his vocab. All the while kinda pacing around quickly from one end to the other like he just can't sit still.
He then proceeds to tell me all kinds of crap that I mostly blocked out, but some of the highlights were things like "I work out three times a day", "I gained 75 pounds in 3 months when I hurt my leg", "I tore this tendon in my hand when I punched this dude", "I ruptured my appendix doing situps"-------------------swear to god he said this, I cant make this up............
So while all this is going on I am just shaking my head, maybe throwing in a few comments myself while I am jogging.
So then he got off the treadmill and said he was gonna go take a shower. I was like, alright, I guess he is done, cool, whatevs..............so he is in the locker room for about 10 minutes, he comes out in different clothes and does kinda look like he jumped in the shower. Not 100% sure on that, but he DID say he was going to take a shower, and DID come out in different clothes.
Ok, so yeah, cool, he was done working out, took a shower, and came out to utter a few more nonsensical words.
I about lost in when HE STARTED WORKING OUT AGAIN RIGHT THEN AND THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was in there about 5-10 more minutes and he was still working out, and as I was leaving he was doing one of the machines.
I couldn't #######g believe my eyes. Who the hell works out, take a shower and changes, then comes back out to work out some more right after?
It just topped off what I already thought was one of the dumbest and low-potential people I had met to this point in my life, and maybe, just maybe, put him into my top 3 people I have ever seen in this category in my life (that are not profoundly ######ed, ya know, people with jobs who function in society without guardians or the state looking after them)...................he might be #1.
@ Stephen King.
Awesome story, gotta hang around and see where this one goes!
