I enjoy playing my music loudly on my car stereo. Apparently, women enjoy this also because they become sexually aroused when they see me driving. (1 Viewer)

[Bruce Dickinson]

Oddly enough, when I visit the Native American reservations, some of the more sexually promiscuous Indian women attempt to seduce me in their homes. Their intent is to divest me of my earnings. Such actions are unacceptable.

 

[MarvinTScamper]

Do you have a newsletter?   I will be a subscriber. 

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and prostitutes. I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course, they ##### on a consistent basis. Although I am extremely unattractive, I am able to engage in these types of sexual acts with some regularity. Perhaps my sexuality is somehow related to my fancy and expensive jewelry.

 

[rockaction]

As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and prostitutes. I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course, they ##### on a consistent basis. Although I am extremely unattractive, I am able to engage in these types of sexual acts with some regularity. Perhaps my sexuality is somehow related to my fancy and expensive jewelry.

Drive slow, homie

https://youtu.be/mbKcslIFwPg

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

I prefer to open the conversation with light banter about my wardrobe and jewelry, then I like to discuss my collection of expensive cars. This is more than enough to convince you to have sexual intercourse with me. I am able to insert my penis further into you when I enter you from behind. Furthermore, you will be able to reach orgasm. I understand this to be a problem with your current sexual partner. He needn’t be concerned about your whereabouts. Please phone him and inform him that you won’t be home for a while. By the way, please sing the chorus of the song for me also.

 

[rockaction]

And this is what I did... 

- David Foster Wallace, "A Girl With Curious Hair"  

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

Despite the fact that you attempted to win her at her doorstep with bags full of expensive clothes and a car (the lower end model Mercedes Benz which you financed by signing over your current vehicle) containing an expensive stereo and a cellular phone, your woman has contacted me through my pager indicating that we should rendezvous at midnight.

You, on the other hand, jump from job to job, barely able to maintain payments on the Mercedes Benz you purchased for your woman. Meanwhile, I continue to engage in sexual intercourse and commit lewd osculatory acts with your women. My only remaining option is to request that she leave my home and return to you because I have reached orgasm and no longer have a need for her presence.

 

[rockaction]

Despite the fact that you attempted to win her at her doorstep with bags full of expensive clothes and a car (the lower end model Mercedes Benz which you financed by signing over your current vehicle) containing an expensive stereo and a cellular phone, your woman has contacted me through my pager indicating that we should rendezvous at midnight.

You, on the other hand, jump from job to job, barely able to maintain payments on the Mercedes Benz you purchased for your woman. Meanwhile, I continue to engage in sexual intercourse and commit lewd osculatory acts with your women. My only remaining option is to request that she leave my home and return to you because I have reached orgasm and no longer have a need for her presence.

You, are you guys going to Sizzler later?  

 

[cockroach]

Reads like the honkifying of rap lyrics that used to be on the back page of The Source magazine.   

 

[Otis]

Awful that I can't place not one of these songs. I know I know them, but it's killing me. Little help on these from the RapGuys?

 

[fatness]

I just woke up. No one has killed me. Thank God!  Today seems peculiar.  The dog is quiet. There is no smog.  My mom cooked a nice breakfast.  I ate a lot but not TOO much.  I got a call from a girl I want to have relations with.  I have to go because I have a convertible.

 

[the rover]

Awful that I can't place not one of these songs. I know I know them, but it's killing me. Little help on these from the RapGuys?

here

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

here

Yeah, this particular translation has been around for at least a decade.  Popped into my head when I saw that run of thread titles by rockaction.

 

[AAABatteries]

I never feel more white than when rap lyrics are quoted.

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[rockaction]

Yeah, this particular translation has been around for at least a decade.  Popped into my head when I saw that run of thread titles by rockaction.

 Dude, there were two of them (threads). One wasn't even that long.   

Glad I can inspire a funny thread, though.  

Keep on keepin' on, BD/FBF.  

 

[dickey moe]

Your lyrics is played, like 8-ball jackets.

 

[avoiding injuries]

I never feel more white than when rap lyrics are quoted.

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