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I got a dancers phone number Friday (1 Viewer)

me: "it was good I'm stuffed. I'm thinking of going to a bar in North Tampa. Are you doing anything after work?"her: "I haven't had a good meal in a while. I didn't have anything planned for tonight, why?" :goodposting: me: "I have some delicious leftovers if you want to give me a call when you get off. I'm probably not going to be out for too long"
:rolleyes: :lmao:
:yes: Reservation for one at the friend table, please.
 
Inviting over for leftovers could actually have been pretty $$$. Definitely have dinner with her.

IF you can manage to NOT have sex with her on the "first date", then you will be in the drivers seat.

 
I'm starting to think your friend who went to the club with you was Woz and you two just discussed how to fail at getting with girls all night.

 
On Saturday she got to the bar after the first half of the UF vs FSU game, and brings in a motorcycle helmet. I talk to her for a second about that, but I don't really know too much about bikes. It's not a Harley, or a crotch rocket. It's just a normal cruising bike. She is still a very cute girl, and has a great body, but I will admit she could tighten up a little (no pun intended). It wouldn't hurt for her to get her hair done, and she doesn't wear much make-up. Not that that's a bad thing, but she looks a little plain. She's a 20 yo mid-west girl, and I'm picturing the place she is from like straight out of Napoleon Dynamite. If you told me she was peddling those plastic twisty key chains & bracelets 4 years ago I wouldn't be surprised. She could also use a boob job, but I already knew what she had to offer in that department.

She hung out at the bar for a while until she had to go dance, but before she left I was figuring I was pretty much back in. My only problem was that I needed to figure out something to do with her besides telling her to come over to my place. Saturday night was out of the question because she doesn't get off until around 3:00 am. So I asked her if she wanted to go to the Bucs game yesterday. My buddy always sells 2 extra tickets when his parents don't go, so I knew this wouldn't be a problem. She of course said yes, as she has never been to an NFL game.

We all met at my place since it is only a few miles away from Ray Jay, and then started tailgating at about 10:30. It poured at the game yesterday, so we spent most of the game standing underneath the covered area. The rain was annoying, but the bright side was it made her cold so she was hugging me most of the time trying to stay warm.

After the victory we were all pumped, and wanted to keep the party going, so nobody contested the idea of going to a strip club. There is a popular one near by that allows you to get in for free with your Bucs ticket stub, so that's where we ended up. We all went to the stage right when we got in, and decorated the girls dancing like Christmas trees with singles. We stayed there for a little while, then both got a lap dance together from some hot Spanish chick. She was much better looking than the girl I was with. We then went back to my house, and we pretty much did what we had both wanted to do all day long.

I spent more money than I would have like to on Sunday, but whatever it was fun. She offered to pay for the drinks at Ray Jay, but since she isn't 21 she wouldn't be able to buy them anyways. She did pay for everything at the strip club though, and it was convenient because she already had plenty of ones in her purse.

And the leftover thing does sound bad, but part of that stems from me talking to her the night before about her not getting to eat any turkey on Thanksgiving. I had mentioned that night at the club with her that I would have leftovers. She didn't get off that night until midnight anyways, so the odds of us getting together were slim anyways.

Oh, and fyi strippers are hotter when they are dancing in front of your face naked.

 
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The time for 2 for 1 lap dances came up, so we both got one. My friend went first, and when they came back I was talking to some other girls that work there.
Your buddy got a lap dance from "your" stripper? That seems kinda weird.
I was thinking the exact same thing.
If this is true, it is weird, but not as weird as offering a girl leftovers on a second date. Especially when the first date was going to her work to get a lap dance from her.
 
I like the part where you are trying to score with this chick but you wait for the 2 for 1 special on lap dances to let her grind. :lmao:

Please tell me you are still in college.

 
I like the part where you are trying to score with this chick but you wait for the 2 for 1 special on lap dances to let her grind. :lmao:Please tell me you are still in college.
:mellow: Fiscal responsibility is key in this economy
 
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I then asked her why she didn't call me, and she said she didn't want to seem desperate.
SHE'S A STRIPPER!!111 :mellow:
QUEZILLA said:
so nobody contested the idea of going to a strip club.
:lmao: I'm assuming if this gal were a nurse you would have taken her to the closest hospital.

EPIC :lmao:
This is what is so funny. He took her to a nice place, though. A strip joint better than the one she works in.
 
I then asked her why she didn't call me, and she said she didn't want to seem desperate.
SHE'S A STRIPPER!!111 :X
QUEZILLA said:
so nobody contested the idea of going to a strip club.
:blackdot: I'm assuming if this gal were a nurse you would have taken her to the closest hospital.

EPIC :lmao:
This is what is so funny. He took her to a nice place, though. A strip joint better than the one she works in.
:lmao: :lmao: AND he offered to zap her some delicious leftovers.

 
I then asked her why she didn't call me, and she said she didn't want to seem desperate.
SHE'S A STRIPPER!!111 :goodposting:
QUEZILLA said:
so nobody contested the idea of going to a strip club.
:tumbleweed: I'm assuming if this gal were a nurse you would have taken her to the closest hospital.

EPIC :sadbanana:
This is what is so funny. He took her to a nice place, though. A strip joint better than the one she works in.
:missing: :lol: AND he offered to zap her some delicious leftovers.
start hiding Tupperware
 
Awesome thread.

Strippers are like the Detroit Lions. You can mess up a whole bunch of times and still come home with an easy victory.

 
im still not sure what the "pretty much did what we want" means, but WOW

If you actually got some from this chick considering this series of events, should be on the skit on Chappelle's Show called "Greatest Moments in Hookup History", whether she was a stripper or not..

leftovers? Just wow.

 

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