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I kissed a guy ... and I liked it (1 Viewer)
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Fennis
Footballguy
Sure.Young man, there's a place you can go. I said, young man, when you're short on your dough. You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find Many ways to have a good time. It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a. It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a. They have everything for you men to enjoy, You can hang out with all the boys ... It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a. It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
johnnycakes
Footballguy
Purple haze all in my brain
Lately things just dont seem the same
Actin funny, but I dont know why
excuse me while I kiss this guy
Lately things just dont seem the same
Actin funny, but I dont know why
excuse me while I kiss this guy
Texas Football
Footballguy
What What In the butt
lastcall4oh
Footballguy
ummmm no...
two girls kissing...hawt (in theory, some not so much)
two guys...not
two girls kissing...hawt (in theory, some not so much)
two guys...not
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This venture has Scooby written all over it. I kissed a guy just to try itthe musky smell of his cologne by Jordache (what else rhymes with mustache?)
"Hope he doesn't give me beard rash"?
Socrates11
Footballguy
Give me 'Songs that will make my arm break the sound barrier reaching to change the radio station' for $200 Alex...
Linus Scrimmage
Footballguy
Only if you sing it wearing chaps and a leather hat with a motorcycle handle mustache.
that's a given.
SHIZNITTTT
Footballguy
The feel of his belt buckle
or was it his bulge
it felt so wrong
it felt so right
don't want to sleep alone tonight
I kissed a guy and I liked it
I liked it
The bad taste in my mouth
was it the draft beer or Jim
it felt so wrong
it felt so right
For the offer of a mint
we could spend the night
I liked it
or was it his bulge
it felt so wrong
it felt so right
don't want to sleep alone tonight
I kissed a guy and I liked it
I liked it
The bad taste in my mouth
was it the draft beer or Jim
it felt so wrong
it felt so right
For the offer of a mint
we could spend the night
I liked it
johnnycakes
Footballguy
I didn't mess with the GOAT's lyrics... the GOAT himself did.Don't mess with the GOAT's lyrics.johnnycakes said:
Hov34
Eephus's Great Great Great Love Child
Biggie has these things already, yes?
TheFanatic
Footballguy
Two women together is art.Two men together is disgusting
Fennis
Footballguy
Ed Sullivan made him change it.I didn't mess with the GOAT's lyrics... the GOAT himself did.Don't mess with the GOAT's lyrics.johnnycakes said:
Verbal Kint
Footballguy
Oh come on! Live a little!
Walton Goggins
Footballguy
PG or R rated?
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
I'll give a little bitI'll give a little bit of my tongue to youSo give a little bitGive a little bit of your tongue to me[/supertangent]
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
I'm reasonably certain "Eat Steak" would be the easiest song ever to homoparody.
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Moe Green
Footballguy
I played this for my dad a few years ago, who's a huge Buck Owens and Merle Haggard fan. He loved it.
sports_fan
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
Arizona Ron
Footballguy
beavers
Footballguy
I didn't know I was an artist
Two guys together is hot, too. In fact, my favorite pron is gay pron
Mr. Know-It-All
Footballguy
This was never the way I planned, not my intention.
I got so brave, BEER in hand, lost my discretion
It's not what I'm used to, just wanna try you on.
I'm curious for you, caught my attention.
[Chorus:]
I kissed a GUY CONFIRMED BATCHELOR,
the taste of HIS CRUMB CATCHER.
I kissed a GUY just to try it,
I hope my GIRLFRIEND don't mind it.
It felt so wrong,
it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
I kissed a GUY and I liked it (I liked it).
No, I don't even know your name, it doesn't matter.
You're my experimental game, just human nature.
It's not what STRAIGHT GUYS do, not how they should behave.
My head gets so confused, hard to obey.
[Chorus]
Us BOYS we are so MANLY,
BIG HANDS, BIG LIPS, NOT TO MENTION HIS STANLEY.
Hard to resist, so RANDY.
Too good to deny it.
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent.
[Chorus]
I got so brave, BEER in hand, lost my discretion
It's not what I'm used to, just wanna try you on.
I'm curious for you, caught my attention.
[Chorus:]
I kissed a GUY CONFIRMED BATCHELOR,
the taste of HIS CRUMB CATCHER.
I kissed a GUY just to try it,
I hope my GIRLFRIEND don't mind it.
It felt so wrong,
it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
I kissed a GUY and I liked it (I liked it).
No, I don't even know your name, it doesn't matter.
You're my experimental game, just human nature.
It's not what STRAIGHT GUYS do, not how they should behave.
My head gets so confused, hard to obey.
[Chorus]
Us BOYS we are so MANLY,
BIG HANDS, BIG LIPS, NOT TO MENTION HIS STANLEY.
Hard to resist, so RANDY.
Too good to deny it.
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent.
[Chorus]
Would never have guessed that.I didn't know I was an artist
Two guys together is hot, too. In fact, my favorite pron is gay pron
Cliff Clavin
Footballguy
That makes no sense. None.I didn't know I was an artist
Two guys together is hot, too. In fact, my favorite pron is gay pron
Fennis
Footballguy
fairly common among lesbiansThat makes no sense. None.I didn't know I was an artist
Two guys together is hot, too. In fact, my favorite pron is gay pron
Cliff Clavin
Footballguy
Not making sense or liking gay pron?fairly common among lesbiansThat makes no sense. None.I didn't know I was an artist
Two guys together is hot, too. In fact, my favorite pron is gay pron
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Not making sense or liking gay pron?fairly common among lesbiansThat makes no sense. None.I didn't know I was an artist
beavers
Footballguy
True statement. There are a good amount of lesbians who like gay pron.fairly common among lesbiansThat makes no sense. None.I didn't know I was an artist
Two guys together is hot, too. In fact, my favorite pron is gay pron
Sexuality is fluid and full of contradictions and nothing is black and white. So thinking in those terms, it makes perfect sense. I recall when I came out to my parents (2001) and we had a brief falling out. To make amends, my dad visited me in my apartment and while we're watching March Madness, he asks me the question of "um, well, um, if a woman uses a strap on, why don't they want the real thing?" If I had the chance, I would re answer that question the same way that I just explained it to you.
Cliff Clavin
Footballguy
The strap-on thing is completely understandable; the gay porn, not so much. How is watching two people that you're not attracted to having sex a turn on? That's like me watching gay porn or fat person porn and liking it.True statement. There are a good amount of lesbians who like gay pron.fairly common among lesbiansThat makes no sense. None.I didn't know I was an artist
Two guys together is hot, too. In fact, my favorite pron is gay pron
Sexuality is fluid and full of contradictions and nothing is black and white. So thinking in those terms, it makes perfect sense. I recall when I came out to my parents (2001) and we had a brief falling out. To make amends, my dad visited me in my apartment and while we're watching March Madness, he asks me the question of "um, well, um, if a woman uses a strap on, why don't they want the real thing?" If I had the chance, I would re answer that question the same way that I just explained it to you.
beavers
Footballguy
I never said I wasn't attracted to men ... There are men who I think are very sexy and at one point, I even considered a no strings attached, non emotional hook up during my lack of activity earlier this year. And before you ask how I can be sexually attracted to men and be a lesbian? I have no emotional connection or desire to enter into a relationship with a man. The sex would have been just that ...sex. Something to get me by for a while without the drama that comes along with a woman. And no, I am not bisexual!The strap-on thing is completely understandable; the gay porn, not so much. How is watching two people that you're not attracted to having sex a turn on? That's like me watching gay porn or fat person porn and liking it.True statement. There are a good amount of lesbians who like gay pron.fairly common among lesbiansThat makes no sense. None.I didn't know I was an artist
Two guys together is hot, too. In fact, my favorite pron is gay pron
Sexuality is fluid and full of contradictions and nothing is black and white. So thinking in those terms, it makes perfect sense. I recall when I came out to my parents (2001) and we had a brief falling out. To make amends, my dad visited me in my apartment and while we're watching March Madness, he asks me the question of "um, well, um, if a woman uses a strap on, why don't they want the real thing?" If I had the chance, I would re answer that question the same way that I just explained it to you.
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JustinHawkins
Footballguy
And its not even Friday. How about this song since we are going "there"
Pat Pong Ladies by The Darkness
We ventured out of the resort one night
Looking for something to do
We were drawn to the bright red lights
That's where I first saw you
We had heard about the beautiful lady boys
Mother Nature couldn't make up her mind
They looked like guys from the waistband down
And they all looked like girls from behind
Forget about my worries for a while and just pretend
That my life is not a total failure
Find myself some company, find myself a friend
With both sets of genetalia
The song is actually great, link right here---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzlSR-tVS8A
But the lyrics...wow.
Pat Pong Ladies by The Darkness
We ventured out of the resort one night
Looking for something to do
We were drawn to the bright red lights
That's where I first saw you
We had heard about the beautiful lady boys
Mother Nature couldn't make up her mind
They looked like guys from the waistband down
And they all looked like girls from behind
Forget about my worries for a while and just pretend
That my life is not a total failure
Find myself some company, find myself a friend
With both sets of genetalia
The song is actually great, link right here---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzlSR-tVS8A
But the lyrics...wow.
SHIZNITTTT
Footballguy
Did we ever get a song out of this?
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Don't you read?
The snow glows white on the mountain tonight
Not a footprint to be seen
A kingdom of isolation,
And it looks like I’m the queen.
The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside
Couldn’t keep it in, heaven knows I tried
Don’t let them in, don’t let them see
Be the good girl you always have to be
Conceal, don’t feel, don’t let them know
Well, now they know
Let it go, let it go
Can’t hold it back anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn away and slam the door
I don’t care
What they’re going to say
Let the storm rage on,
The cold never bothered me anyway
It’s funny how some distance
Makes everything seem small
And the fears that once controlled me
Can’t get to me at all
It’s time to see what I can do
To test the limits and break through
No right, no wrong, no rules for me
I’m free
Let it go, let it go
I am one with the wind and sky
Let it go, let it go
You’ll never see me cry
Here I stand
And here I'll stay
Let the storm rage on
My power flurries through the air into the ground
My soul is spiraling in frozen fractals all around
And one thought crystallizes like an icy blast
I’m never going back,
The past is in the past
Let it go, let it go
And I'll rise like the break of dawn
Let it go, let it go
That perfect girl is gone
Here I stand
In the light of day
Let the storm rage on,
The cold never bothered me anyway
Ramsay Hunt Experience
Footballguy
Have you been reading this thread?
AAABatteries
Footballguy
Interesting - I wonder if there are any heterosexual men who have gay sex because they don't want the drama of a woman.I never said I wasn't attracted to men ... There are men who I think are very sexy and at one point, I even considered a no strings attached, non emotional hook up during my lack of activity earlier this year. And before you ask how I can be sexually attracted to men and be a lesbian? I have no emotional connection or desire to enter into a relationship with a man. The sex would have been just that ...sex. Something to get me by for a while without the drama that comes along with a woman. And no, I am not bisexual!The strap-on thing is completely understandable; the gay porn, not so much. How is watching two people that you're not attracted to having sex a turn on? That's like me watching gay porn or fat person porn and liking it.True statement. There are a good amount of lesbians who like gay pron.Sexuality is fluid and full of contradictions and nothing is black and white. So thinking in those terms, it makes perfect sense. I recall when I came out to my parents (2001) and we had a brief falling out. To make amends, my dad visited me in my apartment and while we're watching March Madness, he asks me the question of "um, well, um, if a woman uses a strap on, why don't they want the real thing?" If I had the chance, I would re answer that question the same way that I just explained it to you.fairly common among lesbiansThat makes no sense. None.I didn't know I was an artist
What is wrong with being bisexual? Do gays and lesbians put a stigma on being bisexual?I never said I wasn't attracted to men ... There are men who I think are very sexy and at one point, I even considered a no strings attached, non emotional hook up during my lack of activity earlier this year. And before you ask how I can be sexually attracted to men and be a lesbian? I have no emotional connection or desire to enter into a relationship with a man. The sex would have been just that ...sex. Something to get me by for a while without the drama that comes along with a woman. And no, I am not bisexual!The strap-on thing is completely understandable; the gay porn, not so much. How is watching two people that you're not attracted to having sex a turn on? That's like me watching gay porn or fat person porn and liking it.True statement. There are a good amount of lesbians who like gay pron.fairly common among lesbiansThat makes no sense. None.I didn't know I was an artist
Two guys together is hot, too. In fact, my favorite pron is gay pron
Sexuality is fluid and full of contradictions and nothing is black and white. So thinking in those terms, it makes perfect sense. I recall when I came out to my parents (2001) and we had a brief falling out. To make amends, my dad visited me in my apartment and while we're watching March Madness, he asks me the question of "um, well, um, if a woman uses a strap on, why don't they want the real thing?" If I had the chance, I would re answer that question the same way that I just explained it to you.
