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I loosened the top of the ketchup bottle.... (1 Viewer)

Courtjester

The Town Drunk
Not if it is Heinz--the cap will fall off and then there will be a slow, slow run....

You needed to water it down at bit for this trick to work.

 

HERBERT THE HIPPO

REAL Ultimate Power
Not if it is Heinz--the cap will fall off and then there will be a slow, slow run....

You needed to water it down at bit for this trick to work.
It's the squeeze bottle.....it will work, I tested it. Thanks for the tip though....how do you know about this stuff?????
 

BassNBrew

IBL Representative
If your definition of hilarity is her kicking your ### for being such a putz, you are correct.
I have not considered that possibility......Hmmmm....I can always blame my 2 year old daughter.... :pickle:
Good plan in theory, but said 2 year old could probably kick your ### too.
 

The Gator

Hey, watch this!
so when my wife uses it, half the bottle will come out......hilarity will ensue.... :lol:
The best prank I pulled on the wife was putting a raw egg on top of the pile of hard boiled eggs. Only wish I could have seen t happen. The phone call I got was not as funny as what happened i guarantee.
 

snarfsnarf

Footballguy
I personally prefer leaning boxes of food and other items against the inside of the cabinet door. When door is opened hilarity ensues.

 

HERBERT THE HIPPO

REAL Ultimate Power
I like to put red food coloring in empty NyQuil bottles...freakouts ensue(oh my god somethings wrong with this stuff :X )
I used to put blue Kool-aid in windex bottles and spray it in my mouth.....hilarity always ensued....
 

Courtjester

The Town Drunk
Not if it is Heinz--the cap will fall off and then there will be a slow, slow run....

You needed to water it down at bit for this trick to work.
It's the squeeze bottle.....it will work, I tested it. Thanks for the tip though....how do you know about this stuff?????
Because I am one of those guys that tapes closed the sprayer on the kitchen sinkand asks my wife to get me a glass of water.

Hey after 18 years, you would think she would learn, but she falls for it every time....

 

prosopis

Arizona Chupacabra
A fun joke for the wife is saran wrap on the toilet seat. Make sure you saran wrap under the seat and put the seat down. Hilarious :lmao:

 

trogg78

Footballguy
If there are no results by tonight I will abort this mission......
You may want to try sending fake emails as an ex-boyfriend that wants to hook up. That always gets 'em.
 

E Street Brat

Footballguy
Not if it is Heinz--the cap will fall off and then there will be a slow, slow run....

You needed to water it down at bit for this trick to work.
It's the squeeze bottle.....it will work, I tested it. Thanks for the tip though....how do you know about this stuff?????
Because I am one of those guys that tapes closed the sprayer on the kitchen sinkand asks my wife to get me a glass of water.

Hey after 18 years, you would think she would learn, but she falls for it every time....
:lmao: I pulled that one off a couple times.

Fake snakes hidden around the house is my current trick.

 

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