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I loosened the top of the ketchup bottle.... (1 Viewer)

Not if it is Heinz--the cap will fall off and then there will be a slow, slow run....

You needed to water it down at bit for this trick to work.

 
Not if it is Heinz--the cap will fall off and then there will be a slow, slow run....

You needed to water it down at bit for this trick to work.
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It's the squeeze bottle.....it will work, I tested it. Thanks for the tip though....how do you know about this stuff?????
 
If your definition of hilarity is her kicking your ### for being such a putz, you are correct.
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I have not considered that possibility......Hmmmm....I can always blame my 2 year old daughter.... :pickle:
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Good plan in theory, but said 2 year old could probably kick your ### too.
 
so when my wife uses it, half the bottle will come out......hilarity will ensue.... :lol:
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The best prank I pulled on the wife was putting a raw egg on top of the pile of hard boiled eggs. Only wish I could have seen t happen. The phone call I got was not as funny as what happened i guarantee.
 
I personally prefer leaning boxes of food and other items against the inside of the cabinet door. When door is opened hilarity ensues.

 
I like to put red food coloring in empty NyQuil bottles...freakouts ensue(oh my god somethings wrong with this stuff :X )
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I used to put blue Kool-aid in windex bottles and spray it in my mouth.....hilarity always ensued....
 
Not if it is Heinz--the cap will fall off and then there will be a slow, slow run....

You needed to water it down at bit for this trick to work.
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It's the squeeze bottle.....it will work, I tested it. Thanks for the tip though....how do you know about this stuff?????
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Because I am one of those guys that tapes closed the sprayer on the kitchen sinkand asks my wife to get me a glass of water.

Hey after 18 years, you would think she would learn, but she falls for it every time....

 
A fun joke for the wife is saran wrap on the toilet seat. Make sure you saran wrap under the seat and put the seat down. Hilarious :lmao:

 
If there are no results by tonight I will abort this mission......
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You may want to try sending fake emails as an ex-boyfriend that wants to hook up. That always gets 'em.
 
Not if it is Heinz--the cap will fall off and then there will be a slow, slow run....

You needed to water it down at bit for this trick to work.
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It's the squeeze bottle.....it will work, I tested it. Thanks for the tip though....how do you know about this stuff?????
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Because I am one of those guys that tapes closed the sprayer on the kitchen sinkand asks my wife to get me a glass of water.

Hey after 18 years, you would think she would learn, but she falls for it every time....
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:lmao: I pulled that one off a couple times.

Fake snakes hidden around the house is my current trick.

 
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