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I need help picking out a new car. (1 Viewer)

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I need an upgrade to my current car. I want something that girls will think is cool.

I'm thinking a Trans Am or a Camaro.

 
What are you rolling with now?
Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some ####in' muscle

 
I am by no means a chick but a Trans am is not cool. Also get your own place first then worry about your car.

I drive a mom car, look like ####, and still get laid* at a decent clip.

*by women**

**usually***

***never

 
i'll sell you my '04 Trailblazer that's gotten me a decent amount of tail over the years real cheap

Just ignore the horrific dead mouse odor

 
Don't blow all your cash on the car. Go cheap there and spend most of your cash on sweet upgrades like a loud ### exhaust, a huge sub, and some giant chrome spinners. Chick's dig that kind of stuff. Trust me.

 
Don't blow all your cash on the car. Go cheap there and spend most of your cash on sweet upgrades like a loud ### exhaust, a huge sub, and some giant chrome spinners. Chick's dig that kind of stuff. Trust me.
Stickers too. Lots of cool stickers help attract the ladies.

 
"I’ve hung out with that chick again for the other thread and things are slowly progressing. I’m not going for the bang, ummm, like you guys might like talking about this beating around chicks and banging them. I want to be nice and, ahhh, treat this girl correctly, hang out with her, you know? Maybe, ahhhh, cook her spaghetti or something, I don’t know what girls like. It’s not going to be very hard to impress her."

 
Don't blow all your cash on the car. Go cheap there and spend most of your cash on sweet upgrades like a loud ### exhaust, a huge sub, and some giant chrome spinners. Chick's dig that kind of stuff. Trust me.
:goodposting: After having thought about it all morning, I think this is the way to go.

 
I need an upgrade to my current car. I want something that girls will think is cool.

I'm thinking a Trans Am or a Camaro.
Go with the Z-28, kid. You make enough to put gas in it?
No way, jabroni. Get yourself a late-80s IROC. And a mullet.

http://www.cargurus.com/Cars/1988-Chevrolet-Camaro-Pictures-c3646
"Drivin' in they iroc, your block to my block, gettin' hits like Chuck Knoblauch."

 
Don't blow all your cash on the car. Go cheap there and spend most of your cash on sweet upgrades like a loud ### exhaust, a huge sub, and some giant chrome spinners. Chick's dig that kind of stuff. Trust me.
The whistles go WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

 
I need an upgrade to my current car. I want something that girls will think is cool.

I'm thinking a Trans Am or a Camaro.
Go with the Z-28, kid. You make enough to put gas in it?
No way, jabroni. Get yourself a late-80s IROC. And a mullet.http://www.cargurus.com/Cars/1988-Chevrolet-Camaro-Pictures-c3646
"Drivin' in they iroc, your block to my block, gettin' hits like Chuck Knoblauch."
"But does Em like sucking some ####?"

 

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