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I often make perfectly appropriate remarks into inappropriate remarks (1 Viewer)

Nathan R. Jessep

That Hug Life
My juvenile brain has a knack for taking things I hear which are perfectly normal and making something inappropriate out of it. Sources of these remarks can be from nearly anything; tv, radio, written materials, and even conversations (spoken or overheard).

I will share these random things here. Fellow juvenile humorists, feel free to add your own.

This morning on the radio:

Can you tell your story and finish in under two minutes??
 

jon_mx

Footballguy
In college I was with the parents of a girl, and they commented that she was not getting enough sleep and I said, "I tried to get her in bed earlier."........

 
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TheIronSheik

SUPER ELITE UPPER TIER
I was at a job interview one time and the guy was asking me about my current job. He said, "Explain to me your duties." I actually laughed out loud and had to fight back tears. He, on the other hand, did not laugh. I did not get the job.

 

Leroy Hoard

Footballguy
I was at a job interview one time and the guy was asking me about my current job. He said, "Explain to me your duties." I actually laughed out loud and had to fight back tears. He, on the other hand, did not laugh. I did not get the job.
He just wanted to know if you were the type to spend half of your working day on the crapper. The fact that you didn't get the job means he knew the answer.

 

Nathan R. Jessep

That Hug Life
I was at a job interview one time and the guy was asking me about my current job. He said, "Explain to me your duties." I actually laughed out loud and had to fight back tears. He, on the other hand, did not laugh. I did not get the job.
He just wanted to know if you were the type to spend half of your working day on the crapper. The fact that you didn't get the job means he knew the answer.
maybe he knew of Sheik's infamous bathroom escapades

 

TheIronSheik

SUPER ELITE UPPER TIER
I was at a job interview one time and the guy was asking me about my current job. He said, "Explain to me your duties." I actually laughed out loud and had to fight back tears. He, on the other hand, did not laugh. I did not get the job.
He just wanted to know if you were the type to spend half of your working day on the crapper. The fact that you didn't get the job means he knew the answer.
maybe he knew of Sheik's infamous bathroom escapades
I feel like if he knew, I would have been hired.

 

chet

Footballguy
I was talking to a beautician and after she told me she specializes in facials, I said, "I've never had one but my wife's had several."

 

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