I post my least favorite commercials here (3 Viewers)

[shuke]

Anyone else find the slender, small chested redhead wife in the dollar shave club commercial fairly next-door mom hot?

Its the one where the razor turns into an screeching animal that gets the newspaper swat.

This belongs in the oddly attractive thread. And I so would.

 

[Gianni Verscotchie]

Anyone else find the slender, small chested redhead wife in the dollar shave club commercial fairly next-door mom hot?

Its the one where the razor turns into an screeching animal that gets the newspaper swat.

Meh. She kind of weirds me out, actually.

Yeah. I thought she was Dave Mustaine at first

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Anyone else find the slender, small chested redhead wife in the dollar shave club commercial fairly next-door mom hot?

Its the one where the razor turns into an

Maybe something subconscious for me.

 

[Fennis]

That State Farm commercial where the dude says, 'I'm never going to get married' and then bam he's married.

The next scene he says 'we will never move from the city.' and bam he moves to the suburbs.

"I'll never have kids" Bam he has one and then two kids.

Finally the commercial ends when he says "ill never let these kids go" and I can't help but wonder why they don't show the next scene when bam, he is abandoning his family.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

That State Farm commercial where the dude says, 'I'm never going to get married' and then bam he's married.

The next scene he says 'we will never move from the city.' and bam he moves to the suburbs.

"I'll never have kids" Bam he has one and then two kids.

Finally the commercial ends when he says "ill never let these kids go" and I can't help but wonder why they don't show the next scene when bam, he is abandoning his family.

Like some other irritating ad I've seen, I'm pretty sure you have to go online to "see how it ends".

 

[Foosball God]

But I just have to know how the commercial ends!!!

 

[Snoopy]

But I just have to know how the commercial ends!!!

And the intros are even compelling enough in the John Hancock TV click-bait ads.

 

[TenTimes]

Reminds me of the GoDaddy commercials where Danica Patrick would start unzipping her jacket and you could go to their website to "see more".

I won't be fooled again.

 

[Joe Summer]

Anyone else find the slender, small chested redhead wife in the dollar shave club commercial fairly next-door mom hot?

Its the one where the razor turns into an screeching animal that gets the newspaper swat.

Meh. She kind of weirds me out, actually.

Yeah. I thought she was Dave Mustaine at first

I'm creeped out by the way she scrunches her neck down to disguise the fact that she's at least 4 inches taller than her husband. Also, the way she sidles up to her husband is just so unnatural. She's already standing in front of the toilet, and then she just electric glides over to the sink. What was she doing next to the toilet in the first place???

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I've seen enough of the Stevie Wonder Apple commercial

 

[Uncle Grandpa]

I've seen enough of the Stevie Wonder Apple commercial

Apple commercials have completely jumped the shark. The new Ipad commercial with the star gazing is pretty horrendous too.

 

[urbanhack]

That State Farm commercial where the dude says, 'I'm never going to get married' and then bam he's married.

The next scene he says 'we will never move from the city.' and bam he moves to the suburbs.

"I'll never have kids" Bam he has one and then two kids.

Finally the commercial ends when he says "ill never let these kids go" and I can't help but wonder why they don't show the next scene when bam, he is abandoning his family.

my girlfriend's nephew asked us this question when the commercial came on a few weeks ago. "does this mean he's going to leave his family?"

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Anyone else find the slender, small chested redhead wife in the dollar shave club commercial fairly next-door mom hot?

Its the one where the razor turns into an screeching animal that gets the newspaper swat.

Meh. She kind of weirds me out, actually.

Yeah. I thought she was Dave Mustaine at first

I'm creeped out by the way she scrunches her neck down to disguise the fact that she's at least 4 inches taller than her husband. Also, the way she sidles up to her husband is just so unnatural. She's already standing in front of the toilet, and then she just electric glides over to the sink. What was she doing next to the toilet in the first place???

Same girl

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Anyone else find the slender, small chested redhead wife in the dollar shave club commercial fairly next-door mom hot?

Its the one where the razor turns into an screeching animal that gets the newspaper swat.

Would smash a thousand times.

 

[17seconds]

The Mercedes commercial where the parents run down the stairs Christmas morning...

I want to choke the shreiking wife to death with my bare hands.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n94KRJK6-3s

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Anyone else find the slender, small chested redhead wife in the dollar shave club commercial fairly next-door mom hot?

Its the one where the razor turns into an

Yeah but you would smash a wet sock.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Anyone else find the slender, small chested redhead wife in the dollar shave club commercial fairly next-door mom hot?

Its the one where the razor turns into an screeching animal that gets the newspaper swat.

Would smash a thousand times.

Yeah but you would smash a wet sock.

Well now I know what my plans are for the evening.

 

[shuke]

Anyone else find the slender, small chested redhead wife in the dollar shave club commercial fairly next-door mom hot?

Its the one where the razor turns into an

Why have I never thought of this?

 

[John Bender]

So unrealistic

 

[shuke]

Speaking of BK, how dumb was this ad campaign?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I just zazzied you.

wtf are you talking about?

I programmed that hat, and I can do casaba melons.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Speaking of BK, how dumb was this ad campaign?

I worked at BK in the late 80s. In the break room we had training videos and a crappy TV/VCR. One of the training videos was about the Herb campaign. I was about two years too late for this, but I popped it in anyway. The video showed what to do in certain situations. For example, if Herb walks in your store, do not acknowledge him. Give him time to mill around the restaurant and walk out if no one recognizes him.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

If you haven't seen this guy's food reviews, they are a must.

 

[shuke]

Speaking of BK, how dumb was this ad campaign?

I worked at BK in the late 80s. In the break room we had training videos and a crappy TV/VCR. One of the training videos was about the Herb campaign. I was about two years too late for this, but I popped it in anyway. The video showed what to do in certain situations. For example, if Herb walks in your store, do not acknowledge him. Give him time to mill around the restaurant and walk out if no one recognizes him.

Great insider info here.

When I was working at Ponderosa in the late 80's, I actually starred in one of the training videos.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Speaking of BK, how dumb was this ad campaign?

I worked at BK in the late 80s. In the break room we had training videos and a crappy TV/VCR. One of the training videos was about the Herb campaign. I was about two years too late for this, but I popped it in anyway. The video showed what to do in certain situations. For example, if Herb walks in your store, do not acknowledge him. Give him time to mill around the restaurant and walk out if no one recognizes him.

Great insider info here.

When I was working at Ponderosa in the late 80's, I actually starred in one of the training videos.

I would pay so much money to see this.

 

[heckmanm]

Speaking of BK, how dumb was

Found a still shot

 

[The General]

super doosh driving his Land Rover in BFE just happens across super model sled dog chick stuck at a 1 foot stream saves the day

 

[MattFancy]

CAR as gift commercials.

here's a CAR, a ribbon and $500- a month for 60 months.....enjoy!!!

I don't think I know one person that has ever gotten a car for Christmas, let alone a luxury car for Christmas.

 

[Uncle Grandpa]

CAR as gift commercials.

here's a CAR, a ribbon and $500- a month for 60 months.....enjoy!!!

I don't think I know one person that has ever gotten a car for Christmas, let alone a luxury car for Christmas.

I bought my wife a white Acura SUV with the red ribbon for Christmas a couple of years ago.

There's a certain selfish genius to it all, though. I get the credit for being a wonderful husband while at the same time I've completely eliminated her participation in the car buying process which was going to happen anyway.

 

[Vanilla Guerrilla]

I guess money is the simple answer but selling the image of Peter Pan to Geiko in which he is a giant ##### is an odd choice.

Peter Pan is almost certainly in the public domain.

This might be the only Geiko commercial that I don't like. They're usually pretty good, I just don't get the Peter Pan is a jerk thing.

The cat ignoring the dude is quicksand is gold though.

He's not a jerk, he's a 13 year old kid that never grows up. I find that funny. If I look back at what I was like when I was 13, while I thought I might have been funny back then, I was probably annoying to mature adults. Imagine if you grew up while one of your friends remained that obnoxious annoying 13 year old. You probably wouldn't think he's funny any more. Maybe I find it more funny than other people do, since I have a friend who hasn't really grown up yet and still makes stupid jokes we thought were funny 25 years ago but have gotten old.

Hahaha, he said but. Wait... am I the stupid joke guy?

I like the Peter Pan commercial. On par with the other ones. "You don't look a year over 70", always a classy move.

 

[Bull Dozier]

I guess money is the simple answer but selling the image of Peter Pan to Geiko in which he is a giant ##### is an odd choice.

Peter Pan is almost certainly in the public domain.

This might be the only Geiko commercial that I don't like. They're usually pretty good, I just don't get the Peter Pan is a jerk thing.

The cat ignoring the dude is quicksand is gold though.

He's not a jerk, he's a 13 year old kid that never grows up. I find that funny. If I look back at what I was like when I was 13, while I thought I might have been funny back then, I was probably annoying to mature adults. Imagine if you grew up while one of your friends remained that obnoxious annoying 13 year old. You probably wouldn't think he's funny any more. Maybe I find it more funny than other people do, since I have a friend who hasn't really grown up yet and still makes stupid jokes we thought were funny 25 years ago but have gotten old.

Hahaha, he said but. Wait... am I the stupid joke guy?

I like the Peter Pan commercial. On par with the other ones. "You don't look a year over 70", always a classy move.

No, I didn't think you were funny 25 years ago either.

 

[shuke]

Speaking of BK, how dumb was

Man I wish I had a copy.

 

[Tecumseh]

I guess money is the simple answer but selling the image of Peter Pan to Geiko in which he is a giant ##### is an odd choice.

Peter Pan is almost certainly in the public domain.

This might be the only Geiko commercial that I don't like. They're usually pretty good, I just don't get the Peter Pan is a jerk thing.

The cat ignoring the dude is quicksand is gold though.

He's not a jerk, he's a 13 year old kid that never grows up. I find that funny. If I look back at what I was like when I was 13, while I thought I might have been funny back then, I was probably annoying to mature adults. Imagine if you grew up while one of your friends remained that obnoxious annoying 13 year old. You probably wouldn't think he's funny any more. Maybe I find it more funny than other people do, since I have a friend who hasn't really grown up yet and still makes stupid jokes we thought were funny 25 years ago but have gotten old.

Hahaha, he said but. Wait... am I the stupid joke guy?

I like the Peter Pan commercial. On par with the other ones. "You don't look a year over 70", always a classy move.

Thought that was funny too, b/c if you do the math she should only be about 68.

 

[NREC34]

I forgot about Herb.

If he was the only guy in America never ate BK then why would we expect to see him in one?

 

[Jayrok]

We have a local injury law firm that has crazy commercials.

client on camera: "I was in a car wreck and the insurance company wanted to give me $100 dollars."

Lawyer: "Don't take that money!"

another client: "I was in a car wreck and the insurance company wanted me to sign this."

Lawyer busts through document: "Don't sign anything until you talk to me!"

Lawyer at the end of the spot: "Let us get the money that you deserve!"

Sounds about right.

 

[heckmanm]

I find it highly entertaining that there are ambulance-chaser law firm ads about the dangers of Xarelto while at the same time, there are ads (Arnie, Kevin Nealon, et al) promoting Xarelto.

I usually switch away from both, but it would be interesting to check if both are listing identical things as "dangers" and "side effects".

 

[Leroy Hoard]

We have a local injury law firm that has crazy commercials.

client on camera: "I was in a car wreck and the insurance company wanted to give me $100 dollars."

Lawyer: "Don't take that money!"

another client: "I was in a car wreck and the insurance company wanted me to sign this."

Lawyer busts through document: "Don't sign anything until you talk to me!"

Lawyer at the end of the spot: "Let us get the money that you deserve!"

Sounds about right.

My local NBA team's pre-game injury report is brought to me by a local injury attorney.

 

[Gr00vus]

So unrealistic

Very realistic, some people actually had that hair style back then.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

We have a local injury law firm that has crazy commercials.

client on camera: "I was in a car wreck and the insurance company wanted to give me $100 dollars."

Lawyer: "Don't take that money!"

another client: "I was in a car wreck and the insurance company wanted me to sign this."

Lawyer busts through document: "Don't sign anything until you talk to me!"

Lawyer at the end of the spot: "Let us get the money that you deserve!"

Sounds about right.

My local NBA team's pre-game injury report is brought to me by a local injury attorney.

On that note Beth Bernsein might be a good Oddly Attractive candidate

 

[Vanilla Guerrilla]

We have a local injury law firm that has crazy commercials.

client on camera: "I was in a car wreck and the insurance company wanted to give me $100 dollars."

Lawyer: "Don't take that money!"

another client: "I was in a car wreck and the insurance company wanted me to sign this."

Lawyer busts through document: "Don't sign anything until you talk to me!"

Lawyer at the end of the spot: "Let us get the money that you deserve!"

Sounds about right.

My local NBA team's pre-game injury report is brought to me by a local injury attorney.

On that note Beth Bernsein might be a good Oddly Attractive candidate

Kinda looks like Sylvester Stallone.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

We have a local injury law firm that has crazy commercials.

client on camera: "I was in a car wreck and the insurance company wanted to give me $100 dollars."

Lawyer: "Don't take that money!"

another client: "I was in a car wreck and the insurance company wanted me to sign this."

Lawyer busts through document: "Don't sign anything until you talk to me!"

Lawyer at the end of the spot: "Let us get the money that you deserve!"

Sounds about right.

My local NBA team's pre-game injury report is brought to me by a local injury attorney.

On that note Beth Bernsein might be a good Oddly Attractive candidate

Kinda looks like Sylvester Stallone.

That's probably the best picture of her too

 

[Keerock]

We have a local injury law firm that has crazy commercials.

client on camera: "I was in a car wreck and the insurance company wanted to give me $100 dollars."

Lawyer: "Don't take that money!"

another client: "I was in a car wreck and the insurance company wanted me to sign this."

Lawyer busts through document: "Don't sign anything until you talk to me!"

Lawyer at the end of the spot: "Let us get the money that you deserve!"

Sounds about right.

My local NBA team's pre-game injury report is brought to me by a local injury attorney.

On that note Beth Bernsein might be a good Oddly Attractive candidate

Kinda looks like Sylvester Stallone.

That's probably the best picture of her too

At least she looks like her brother

:goingtohell:

 

[Leroy Hoard]

We have a local injury law firm that has crazy commercials.

client on camera: "I was in a car wreck and the insurance company wanted to give me $100 dollars."

Lawyer: "Don't take that money!"

another client: "I was in a car wreck and the insurance company wanted me to sign this."

Lawyer busts through document: "Don't sign anything until you talk to me!"

Lawyer at the end of the spot: "Let us get the money that you deserve!"

Sounds about right.

My local NBA team's pre-game injury report is brought to me by a local injury attorney.

On that note Beth Bernsein might be a good Oddly Attractive candidate

Kinda looks like Sylvester Stallone.

That's probably the best picture of her too

At least she looks like her brother

:goingtohell:

I can see that, even if he can't.

 

[Rohn Jambo]

I am probably the only one who likes this commercial but I like the part when he asks, "Who is this coffee maestro?!" His reaction to Sophia's answer has me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R73V_GyUUM

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I am probably the only one who likes this commercial but I like the part when he asks, "Who is this coffee maestro?!" His reaction to Sophia's answer has me

Yeah, I'm pretty sure you're the only one RJ.

 

[HellToupee]

the Cricket commercial is really aggravating

 

[Insein]

The Mercedes Christmas commercial with the kids pretending to be adults and the adults pretending to be dogs really needing to go outside to pee.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I am probably the only one who likes this commercial but I like the part when he asks, "Who is this coffee maestro?!" His reaction to Sophia's answer has me

I like her boobs.

 

[Tackling Dummies]

Dude's Miata poem. MAKE IT STOP YOU ####### GINGER.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qnHt_ldxFg

 

[Slapdash]

The NFL Network commercials are even worse than the concept of Thursday night football