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I wanna be rich (1 Viewer)

Otis

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Not filthy rich, or like oil tycoon rich. Just enough to never have to go to a job again out of obligation. I figure about 15M would cover it. How do I make this happen?

TIA

 
Move down to FL and start an ambulance chaser / nursing home malpractice law firm. Come up with some schticky commercials, and hire a bunch of n00b lawyers to do all the work.

 
Move down to FL and start an ambulance chaser / nursing home malpractice law firm. Come up with some schticky commercials, and hire a bunch of n00b lawyers to do all the work.
And a snazzy catchphrase, like, "Better contact Otis!" I mean, that's not a good one, but you get the idea.

 
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See id be happy with owning my house and like a half mill. Then I could quit my professional job and work at a golf course.

 
I heard/read that if you want to not work at all, have $130 million in a savings account, and the money earned in interest should cover almost any average everyday expense.

 
15M??? I could get away with 5M
5M?? What do I do in 5 years after I have burned through it all?? I won't settle for a penny less than 10, and 15 is far more realistic.
Why? Are you planning on dying before spending a million a year leaves you broke?
North of 15M I feel I'm getting just enough interest to offset some spend and therefore sustain the money much longer. I likely would continue to work in some capacity, on my own terms, and figure I could pretty easily supplement with some spending income.

Stop changing the subject. How do I go about getting 15MM?

Note: if you are thinking gambling is the answer here. I've already tried that and it doesn't work.

 
15M??? I could get away with 5M
5M?? What do I do in 5 years after I have burned through it all?? I won't settle for a penny less than 10, and 15 is far more realistic.
Why? Are you planning on dying before spending a million a year leaves you broke?
Stop changing the subject. How do I go about getting 15MM?
My sisters cousin makes $8,000 an hour sitting in front of her computer taking online surveys

 
I have a friend who recently won a scratch game for $5M in a GA lottery game. Recently retired from civil service and was having trouble with the VA over disability and went home and his wife showed him the ticket. Problem solved. You could play and if you hit that prize 3 times you have your $15M.

 
15M??? I could get away with 5M
5M?? What do I do in 5 years after I have burned through it all?? I won't settle for a penny less than 10, and 15 is far more realistic.
Why? Are you planning on dying before spending a million a year leaves you broke?
North of 15M I feel I'm getting just enough interest to offset some spend and therefore sustain the money much longer. I likely would continue to work in some capacity, on my own terms, and figure I could pretty easily supplement with some spending income.

Stop changing the subject. How do I go about getting 15MM?

Note: if you are thinking gambling is the answer here. I've already tried that and it doesn't work.
You can't and you won't. Now get your ### back to work.

 
You are rich. You have a loving wife and lovely kids, treasure enough for any man. Still, if its more money you need try man whoring with an emphasis on "specialty" services. You are an open-minded guy, make that pay. Concentrate on older broads and rich, twisted, gay dudes.

 
Not filthy rich, or like oil tycoon rich. Just enough to never have to go to a job again out of obligation. I figure about 15M would cover it. How do I make this happen?

TIA
Own and operate 8 average McDonald's franchises for 3 years. :banned:
Wife and I have talked at length about investing in a McDonald's franchise. A friend of ours owns a couple and his dad owns something like 10. But I am concerned about the direction of fast food in this country - may end up a bad long term investment.
 
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Start investing your money in businesses in Costa Rico. Build up a bit, live like a king. Down there a lot less than 15 million sets you up for life. Big American ex-pat community including lots of doctors and dentists. Oldest democracy in Central America. Becoming quite the destination for retiring Americans.

 
Man for someone who has a HUGE house, high paying job, great wife, and two kids you awfully do ####### whine a lot.

 
15m to retire? Holy crap your finances and spending habits must be outrageous. And I say that as some one who retired early.

You said you had $2million in debt so that would leave you with $13m.

If you get 3% a year after taxes from that $13 million that is almost $400k a year with never touching the principle.

With no debt and no mortgage would you really need to spend $400k a year to be comfortable?

 
2m at 45 for life? Please unpack.
It all depends on your expenses.

If you live on $100k or more per year it will be extremely tough.

If you live on $50k per year it is doable.

If you want to retire in the 2 million range you would most likely need

1) low household expenses

2) zero debt including house being paid off

3) if you have kids, already having college saved up or deciding not to pay for college for kids

If you have a mortgage/debt and expect to pay for college, retiring on $2m is going to be tricky if not impossible

 
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15m to retire? Holy crap your finances and spending habits must be outrageous. And I say that as some one who retired early.

You said you had $2million in debt so that would leave you with $13m.

If you get 3% a year after taxes from that $13 million that is almost $400k a year with never touching the principle.

With no debt and no mortgage would you really need to spend $400k a year to be comfortable?
Fair point here. Is 3% a year after taxes a reasonable expectation?

Give me $200k a year. So let's say 9MM.

Let's talk about how to get $9MM. If I ask here where I can get gluten free elbow macaroni, someone will tell me. If I need to know how I can get a brass quarter inch hex bolt, the FFA will guide the way. How do I get $9MM?

I'll hang up and keep slaving at a sucker's job.

 
15m to retire? Holy crap your finances and spending habits must be outrageous. And I say that as some one who retired early.

You said you had $2million in debt so that would leave you with $13m.

If you get 3% a year after taxes from that $13 million that is almost $400k a year with never touching the principle.

With no debt and no mortgage would you really need to spend $400k a year to be comfortable?
Fair point here. Is 3% a year after taxes a reasonable expectation?.
3% over time is pretty reasonable if you keep a good mix of fixed and variable investments, making use of tax free bonds where you can.

It is very conservative and you won't grow principle a ton n good years but it also protects you from downturns as well.

Nothing is certain of course.

 
find the next big thing before it's big.

liquidate all assets into cash.

put all of your cash in that thing.

thing becomes big.

YWIA

 
Not filthy rich, or like oil tycoon rich. Just enough to never have to go to a job again out of obligation. I figure about 15M would cover it. How do I make this happen?

TIA
Own and operate 8 average McDonald's franchises for 3 years. :banned:
Wife and I have talked at length about investing in a McDonald's franchise. A friend of ours owns a couple and his dad owns something like 10. But I am concerned about the direction of fast food in this country - may end up a bad long term investment.
How "rich" is the guy who owns 10 of them?

 
15m to retire? Holy crap your finances and spending habits must be outrageous. And I say that as some one who retired early.

You said you had $2million in debt so that would leave you with $13m.

If you get 3% a year after taxes from that $13 million that is almost $400k a year with never touching the principle.

With no debt and no mortgage would you really need to spend $400k a year to be comfortable?
Fair point here. Is 3% a year after taxes a reasonable expectation?

Give me $200k a year. So let's say 9MM.

Let's talk about how to get $9MM. If I ask here where I can get gluten free elbow macaroni, someone will tell me. If I need to know how I can get a brass quarter inch hex bolt, the FFA will guide the way. How do I get $9MM?

I'll hang up and keep slaving at a sucker's job.
Become a plaintiff's attorney and get one $25m verdict.
 
Not filthy rich, or like oil tycoon rich. Just enough to never have to go to a job again out of obligation. I figure about 15M would cover it. How do I make this happen?

TIA
Own and operate 8 average McDonald's franchises for 3 years. :banned:
Wife and I have talked at length about investing in a McDonald's franchise. A friend of ours owns a couple and his dad owns something like 10. But I am concerned about the direction of fast food in this country - may end up a bad long term investment.
That's a tough call. The normal humans stay clear of McDonalds. Their 'food' has gone south. However the subhumans that frequent McDonalds are multiplying much faster than the normal humans. So you have that as a plus.

 

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