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Keerock

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Based on the albeit entertaining posts from n00bs like Eminence, DSP, and Geezil, I can only come to the conclusion that one or more of the following is happening.

1) Our future as a civilized society is doomed.

2) These are outliers and not representative of our "youth"

3) These are all shtick

4) I just don't remember posters like Woz and even No. 16, who are now somewhat normal, being this pathetic

5) I'm old. Get off my lawn

Please tell me it's just #5 and I'll be happy.

 
Based on the albeit entertaining posts from n00bs like Eminence, DSP, and Geezil, I can only come to the conclusion that one or more of the following is happening.

1) Our future as a civilized society is doomed.

2) These are outliers and not representative of our "youth"

3) These are all shtick

4) I just don't remember posters like Woz and even No. 16, who are now somewhat normal, being this pathetic

5) I'm old. Get off my lawn

Please tell me it's just #5 and I'll be happy.
I'm pretty sold on this.

Would love to see an admin do an IP check on this and prove us all wrong if this is not the case. Seems the time has come with the level of threads/posts from these ID's. If it holds true that these are ailases, whoever's holding the keys deserves a standing ovation.

 
Based on the albeit entertaining posts from n00bs like Eminence, DSP, and Geezil, I can only come to the conclusion that one or more of the following is happening.

1) Our future as a civilized society is doomed.

2) These are outliers and not representative of our "youth"

3) These are all shtick

4) I just don't remember posters like Woz and even No. 16, who are now somewhat normal, being this pathetic

5) I'm old. Get off my lawn

Please tell me it's just #5 and I'll be happy.
I'm pretty sold on this.

Would love to see an admin do an IP check on this and prove us all wrong if this is not the case. Seems the time has come with the level of threads/posts from these ID's. If it holds true that these are ailases, whoever's holding the keys deserves a standing ovation.
I am also sold on this thought.

 
2 and 3, a bit of both. There are people who are genuinely like that, but it gets exaggerated in the name of shtick and trolling online. The future is not doomed. People have been paranoid about that for as long as people have been around, and the world just keeps on turning.

 
Based on the albeit entertaining posts from n00bs like Eminence, DSP, and Geezil, I can only come to the conclusion that one or more of the following is happening.

1) Our future as a civilized society is doomed.

2) These are outliers and not representative of our "youth"

3) These are all shtick

4) I just don't remember posters like Woz and even No. 16, who are now somewhat normal, being this pathetic

5) I'm old. Get off my lawn

Please tell me it's just #5 and I'll be happy.
I'm pretty sold on this.

Would love to see an admin do an IP check on this and prove us all wrong if this is not the case. Seems the time has come with the level of threads/posts from these ID's. If it holds true that these are ailases, whoever's holding the keys deserves a standing ovation.
Im all for an IP check. Check me out all you want. I will also provide documentation of my stories. If anyone wants proof just PM me. I will send screen shots of all my divorce papers and CPS documents

 
Based on the albeit entertaining posts from n00bs like Eminence, DSP, and Geezil, I can only come to the conclusion that one or more of the following is happening.

1) Our future as a civilized society is doomed.

2) These are outliers and not representative of our "youth"

3) These are all shtick

4) I just don't remember posters like Woz and even No. 16, who are now somewhat normal, being this pathetic

5) I'm old. Get off my lawn

Please tell me it's just #5 and I'll be happy.
I'm pretty sold on this.

Would love to see an admin do an IP check on this and prove us all wrong if this is not the case. Seems the time has come with the level of threads/posts from these ID's. If it holds true that these are ailases, whoever's holding the keys deserves a standing ovation.
Im all for an IP check. Check me out all you want. I will also provide documentation of my stories. If anyone wants proof just PM me. I will send screen shots of all my divorce papers and CPS documents
I'd rather see screenshots of your ex and your gf. Preferably nekkid. TIA

 
4) I just don't remember posters like Woz and even No. 16, who are now somewhat normal, being this pathetic
Woz was even more pathetic. Do you not remember the book of love poetry he wrote his ex in an attempt to win her back? Or the fact that he didn't know how to tie a tie until after he graduated law school (his mother pre-tied them all and hung them like nooses in his closet)?

 
Ill say #4. Remember kids like AirFryar? Heck Ive made some ######ed threads when I was young and dumb which I wish I can do over now. As you get older your viewpoint definitely changes.

GET OFF MY LAWN!

 
4) I just don't remember posters like Woz and even No. 16, who are now somewhat normal, being this pathetic
Woz was even more pathetic. Do you not remember the book of love poetry he wrote his ex in an attempt to win her back? Or the fact that he didn't know how to tie a tie until after he graduated law school (his mother pre-tied them all and hung them like nooses in his closet)?
:lmao: yeah... that WAS bad. There's hope yet.

 
Based on the albeit entertaining posts from n00bs like Eminence, DSP, and Geezil, I can only come to the conclusion that one or more of the following is happening.

1) Our future as a civilized society is doomed.

2) These are outliers and not representative of our "youth"

3) These are all shtick

4) I just don't remember posters like Woz and even No. 16, who are now somewhat normal, being this pathetic

5) I'm old. Get off my lawn

Please tell me it's just #5 and I'll be happy.
I'm pretty sold on this.

Would love to see an admin do an IP check on this and prove us all wrong if this is not the case. Seems the time has come with the level of threads/posts from these ID's. If it holds true that these are ailases, whoever's holding the keys deserves a standing ovation.
Im all for an IP check. Check me out all you want. I will also provide documentation of my stories. If anyone wants proof just PM me. I will send screen shots of all my divorce papers and CPS documents
I'd rather see screenshots of your ex and your gf. Preferably nekkid. TIA
Dont have pics anymore of my ex wife but I can get them of my gf. I will only show them personally on my phone though because I dont want them all over the net

Im in nyc

 
Or if you want to see my ex wife PM me and ill tell you her name so you can look at her fb

Not sure if im allowed to post her name in the thread

 
Based on the albeit entertaining posts from n00bs like Eminence, DSP, and Geezil, I can only come to the conclusion that one or more of the following is happening.

1) Our future as a civilized society is doomed.

2) These are outliers and not representative of our "youth"

3) These are all shtick

4) I just don't remember posters like Woz and even No. 16, who are now somewhat normal, being this pathetic

5) I'm old. Get off my lawn

Please tell me it's just #5 and I'll be happy.
Keerock, please.

 
Brat I have to ask that you please dont message her.....not for at least another month til the divorce is final. Then you are all free to screw with her on fb as much as you please

 
Based on the albeit entertaining posts from n00bs like Eminence, DSP, and Geezil, I can only come to the conclusion that one or more of the following is happening.

1) Our future as a civilized society is doomed.

2) These are outliers and not representative of our "youth"

3) These are all shtick

4) I just don't remember posters like Woz and even No. 16, who are now somewhat normal, being this pathetic

5) I'm old. Get off my lawn

Please tell me it's just #5 and I'll be happy.
I'm pretty sold on this.

Would love to see an admin do an IP check on this and prove us all wrong if this is not the case. Seems the time has come with the level of threads/posts from these ID's. If it holds true that these are ailases, whoever's holding the keys deserves a standing ovation.
What's admirable about stupid shtick?

 
Based on the albeit entertaining posts from n00bs like Eminence, DSP, and Geezil, I can only come to the conclusion that one or more of the following is happening.

1) Our future as a civilized society is doomed.

2) These are outliers and not representative of our "youth"

3) These are all shtick

4) I just don't remember posters like Woz and even No. 16, who are now somewhat normal, being this pathetic

5) I'm old. Get off my lawn

Please tell me it's just #5 and I'll be happy.
I'm pretty sold on this.

Would love to see an admin do an IP check on this and prove us all wrong if this is not the case. Seems the time has come with the level of threads/posts from these ID's. If it holds true that these are ailases, whoever's holding the keys deserves a standing ovation.
You misspelled "kick in the nuts."
 
I'm torn but kinda want to go with one... At 30 in my industry I'm surrounded by a lot of intelligent young personalities, but there are also 3 nitwits for every bright person in the room. I think like any generation, there are always outliers, but the younger and more social media addicted generation looks worse and worse by the day!

Eminence is all shtick, I'm not buying, but it's fun making fun of the persona, & even more fun watching Sheik do it.

This DSP character (who at first i thought was in tech bc DSP is a VERY common term that stands for Demand Side Platform) has the grammar, punctuation, etc that match the story... Either all shtick or recovering addict with poor taste in women.

Geezil, who I think of the prosty story Jiiiiel (one of the funniest in Tim's thread) is just terrible shtick or persona.

 
I'm torn but kinda want to go with one... At 30 in my industry I'm surrounded by a lot of intelligent young personalities, but there are also 3 nitwits for every bright person in the room. I think like any generation, there are always outliers, but the younger and more social media addicted generation looks worse and worse by the day!

Eminence is all shtick, I'm not buying, but it's fun making fun of the persona, & even more fun watching Sheik do it.

This DSP character (who at first i thought was in tech bc DSP is a VERY common term that stands for Demand Side Platform) has the grammar, punctuation, etc that match the story... Either all shtick or recovering addict with poor taste in women.

Geezil, who I think of the prosty story Jiiiiel (one of the funniest in Tim's thread) is just terrible shtick or persona.
DSP is from my long time internet handle dspsblyuth ( disposable youth)I combined the metallica song "disposable heroes" and the slayer song "expendable youth"

Edit.....for the record I was never an addict. I did drugs for 3-4 months after severe heartbreak and I stopped on my own. I only went to rehab because I had no place to live

And yes my grammar and punctuation isnt top notch but that doesnt mean im stupid.......I just dont proof read my posts much

 
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roadkill1292 said:
mquinnjr said:
Keerock said:
Based on the albeit entertaining posts from n00bs like Eminence, DSP, and Geezil, I can only come to the conclusion that one or more of the following is happening.

1) Our future as a civilized society is doomed.

2) These are outliers and not representative of our "youth"

3) These are all shtick

4) I just don't remember posters like Woz and even No. 16, who are now somewhat normal, being this pathetic

5) I'm old. Get off my lawn

Please tell me it's just #5 and I'll be happy.
I'm pretty sold on this.

Would love to see an admin do an IP check on this and prove us all wrong if this is not the case. Seems the time has come with the level of threads/posts from these ID's. If it holds true that these are ailases, whoever's holding the keys deserves a standing ovation.
What's admirable about stupid shtick?
I was thinking along the lines of "Oscar for outstanding portrayal of a character in a movie that I get, but intensely loathe."

 
I'm pretty sure anyone under 30 years old is a moron. This is just my opinion, I haven't done any actual research.

 
roadkill1292 said:
mquinnjr said:
Keerock said:
Based on the albeit entertaining posts from n00bs like Eminence, DSP, and Geezil, I can only come to the conclusion that one or more of the following is happening.

1) Our future as a civilized society is doomed.

2) These are outliers and not representative of our "youth"

3) These are all shtick

4) I just don't remember posters like Woz and even No. 16, who are now somewhat normal, being this pathetic

5) I'm old. Get off my lawn

Please tell me it's just #5 and I'll be happy.
I'm pretty sold on this.

Would love to see an admin do an IP check on this and prove us all wrong if this is not the case. Seems the time has come with the level of threads/posts from these ID's. If it holds true that these are ailases, whoever's holding the keys deserves a standing ovation.
What's admirable about stupid shtick?
I was thinking along the lines of "Oscar for outstanding portrayal of a character in a movie that I get, but intensely loathe."
Like pheonix in gladiator?

 
many people use teh interwebs and social media like others use a journal, but what most people share/post usually reads much more like the diary of a 14 year old girl.

are you not entertained?

 
Trust me, it's #1. But on the bright side, it's not your problem. It's the problem of those born today and in the future. We peaked about 10-20 years ago. Now the mouth breathing, knuckle draggers are multiplying faster than the normal humans.

 
many people use teh interwebs and social media like others use a journal, but what most people share/post usually reads much more like the diary of a 14 year old girl.

are you not entertained?
This thread is the first I've heard of teh DSP. He hasn't come into one of the few threads I participate in and pretended to be brain dead like the Geezil alias.

 
many people use teh interwebs and social media like others use a journal, but what most people share/post usually reads much more like the diary of a 14 year old girl.

are you not entertained?
This thread is the first I've heard of teh DSP. He hasn't come into one of the few threads I participate in and pretended to be brain dead like the Geezil alias.
Which threads? Ill participate if you like

 
many people use teh interwebs and social media like others use a journal, but what most people share/post usually reads much more like the diary of a 14 year old girl.

are you not entertained?
This thread is the first I've heard of teh DSP. He hasn't come into one of the few threads I participate in and pretended to be brain dead like the Geezil alias.
Which threads? Ill participate if you like
I don't care where you show up if you bring something interesting to the table. The fact that you were included in the OP of this thread gives me reservations, however.

 
many people use teh interwebs and social media like others use a journal, but what most people share/post usually reads much more like the diary of a 14 year old girl.

are you not entertained?
This thread is the first I've heard of teh DSP. He hasn't come into one of the few threads I participate in and pretended to be brain dead like the Geezil alias.
Which threads? Ill participate if you like
I don't care where you show up if you bring something interesting to the table. The fact that you were included in the OP of this thread gives me reservations, however.
Reservations because someone else mentioned me in the OP?

 
many people use teh interwebs and social media like others use a journal, but what most people share/post usually reads much more like the diary of a 14 year old girl.

are you not entertained?
This thread is the first I've heard of teh DSP. He hasn't come into one of the few threads I participate in and pretended to be brain dead like the Geezil alias.
Which threads? Ill participate if you like
I don't care where you show up if you bring something interesting to the table. The fact that you were included in the OP of this thread gives me reservations, however.
Reservations because someone else mentioned me in the OP?
Hearsay your honor....

 

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