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If I Went to the Doctor .... (1 Viewer)


It would cost me nothing.

But say I went, and told him I loved weighing 220 lbs, that it impresses me, that it makes me love my life, and others can't take it anymore.

Would he be able to extract my DNA (like they did to the mosquito in Jurassic Park) decode my fantastic genetics, and inject a syrum with that DNA into poor, scrawny saps that are looking to gain weight??


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