I'm Bringing Sheiksy Back (1 Viewer)

[Henry Ford]

In an effort to bring back Sheik, this thread will avoid all politics, race issues, and discussions of hot actresses. And for God's sake, try to be funny. The future of the FFA is in your hands.

 

[Fennis]

I hear black Obama is banging Sofia Vergara.

 

[NCCommish]

We're so screwed.

 

[Henry Ford]

I'm not wearing any pants.

 

[Insein]

What about yoga pants?

 

[Henry Ford]

That seems too close to hot actresses. I will allow HammerPants and Zubaz.

 

[eoMMan]

If Sheik couldn't do the Camel Clutch, what would his signature move be? The Cobra Wrangler? The Goat Kicker?

 

[Flying V]

In an effort to bring back Sheik, this thread will avoid all politics, race issues, and discussions of hot actresses. And for God's sake, try to be funny. The future of the FFA is in your hands.

I think we should avoid religion too.

 

[tom22406]

If Sheik couldn't do the Camel Clutch, what would his signature move be? The Cobra Wrangler? The Goat Kicker?

The Flying Bee Lawnmower Dropkick of course

 

[Henry Ford]

In an effort to bring back Sheik, this thread will avoid all politics, race issues, and discussions of hot actresses. And for dog's sake, try to be funny. The future of the FFA is in your hands.

I think we should avoid religion too.

Good point. Fixed.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

He's gone again?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Has anyone checked Em's crawl space?

 

[fantasycurse42]

I'd like to rank dog breeds in here:

1.01 - Chocolate Lab

 

[joffer]

http://youtu.be/i0BTdo6qGwo

 

[snellman]

I'd like to rank dog breeds in here:

1.01 - Chocolate Lab

I call bull.

1.01 Rottweiler

 

[Rayderr]

So I'm torn between working for Amway or as a telemarketer. Which will look better on my resume when I try to work at a payday loan shop?

 

[Henry Ford]

I'd like to rank dog breeds in here:

1.01 - Chocolate Lab

I call bull.

1.01 Rottweiler

1.02 Catahoula. I win.

 

[Henry Ford]

Has anyone checked Em's crawl space?

I would, but it's so full down there.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Has anyone checked Em's crawl space?

I would, but it's so full down there.

Do you know how many dead hookers it takes to change a lightbulb? Me neither. But it's more than six, because my basement's still dark.

 

[Christo]

Why?

 

[Henry Ford]

Why?

Because the six dead hookers didn't change the light bulb.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Why?

Because the six dead hookers didn't change the light bulb.

I'm tellin' ya, Ford. Some people, eh? If they don't know, you can't tell 'em.

 

[Henry Ford]

Why?

Because the six dead hookers didn't change the light bulb.

I'm tellin' ya, Ford. Some people, eh? If they don't know, you can't tell 'em.

I think Christo is wondering how you can fit six hookers in a basement.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Why?

Because the six dead hookers didn't change the light bulb.

I'm tellin' ya, Ford. Some people, eh? If they don't know, you can't tell 'em.

I think Christo is wondering how you can fit six hookers in a basement.

6 XXXXL hookers?

 

[Henry Ford]

Why?

Because the six dead hookers didn't change the light bulb.

I'm tellin' ya, Ford. Some people, eh? If they don't know, you can't tell 'em.

I think Christo is wondering how you can fit six hookers in a basement.

6 XXXXL hookers?

Only 4 Xs?

 

[Henry Ford]

I'm very sad that Sheik hasn't posted in here yet.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Why?

Because the six dead hookers didn't change the light bulb.

I'm tellin' ya, Ford. Some people, eh? If they don't know, you can't tell 'em.

I think Christo is wondering how you can fit six hookers in a basement.

6 XXXXL hookers?

Now you've gone and gotten Christo all excited.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

HONDA CR-V CROSSOVER SALE!!

That'll get him in here. Sheik loves crossovers.

 

[Henry Ford]

HONDA CR-V CROSSOVER SALE!!

That'll get him in here. Sheik loves crossovers.

Like Batman vs. Iron Man?

 

[Andrew74]

Sheik, remember that time you and CCC2 had your slap fight on EMs FF message board and I was the only other guy around? Yeah, that was awesome.

Come be awesome here again.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Sheik, remember that time you and CCC2 had your slap fight on EMs FF message board and I was the only other guy around? Yeah, that was awesome.

Come be awesome here again.

I won that slap fight, BTW.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

HONDA CR-V CROSSOVER SALE!!

That'll get him in here. Sheik loves crossovers.

Like Batman vs. Iron Man?

Essentially.

 

[NCCommish]

Perhaps an angry PM is in order.

 

[NCCommish]

You guys may have scared him. Like luring a small woodland animal out of the bushes. You don't stand there and yell at it. You find some food and you speak soothingly. Does anyone know what kind of cheese IS likes?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Venezuelan Beaver Cheese

Also Head Cheese

 

[proninja]

Riding a bike in the middle of the lane while not obeying traffic laws

 

[Limp Ditka]

Why?

Because the six dead hookers didn't change the light bulb.

I'm tellin' ya, Ford. Some people, eh? If they don't know, you can't tell 'em.

I think Christo is wondering how you can fit six hookers in a basement.

 

[rockaction]

Why?

Because the six dead hookers didn't change the light bulb.

I'm tellin' ya, Ford. Some people, eh? If they don't know, you can't tell 'em.

I think Christo is wondering how you can fit six hookers in a basement.

:jaysus: :rolling laughter guy times two:

 

[jamny]

I guess we'll have to go by the Farmer's Almanac for our weather predictions.

 

[eoMMan]

Does Shiek call it the shore or the beach?

 

[jon_mx]

Does Sheik have any recommendations for where to get a big shinny belt buckle to go with Wranglers?

 

[DocHolliday]

Sheik left?

 

[TheIronSheik]

He's gone again?

Apparently he doesn't enjoy this place anymore. At least that's the rumor I read.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Sheik, remember that time you and CCC2 had your slap fight on EMs FF message board and I was the only other guy around? Yeah, that was awesome.

Come be awesome here again.

I won that slap fight, BTW.

Really? What was your final score again for posts? -40?

 

[TheIronSheik]

Me, personally, I hope he stays gone. He's kind of annoying.

 

[Jaysus]

I support this thread (but not the last post)

 

[Flying V]

Me, personally, I hope he stays gone. He's kind of annoying.

I don't know about annoying, but he's definitely schizo.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Sheik, remember that time you and CCC2 had your slap fight on EMs FF message board and I was the only other guy around? Yeah, that was awesome.

Come be awesome here again.

I won that slap fight, BTW.

Really? What was your final score again for posts? -40?

40 people cared enough to act on my posts. I was the Donald Trump of that place: No one liked me, but they couldn't stop talking about me.

 

[Ignoramus]

Why?

Because the six dead hookers didn't change the light bulb.

I'm tellin' ya, Ford. Some people, eh? If they don't know, you can't tell 'em.

I think Christo is wondering how you can fit six hookers in a basement.

6 XXXXL hookers?

Pretty sure that was the joke, Whoopi.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Me, personally, I hope he stays gone. He's kind of annoying.

Perhaps true, but there are different kinds of annoying. There is annoying like a whining child, a pebble in your shoe, or a lecture from Hilary Clinton, and then there is annoying like a raging boner in church. You, my friend, are no pebble.