hutchins929
Footballguy
and yes he picked himself with the #7 pick
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Im in a mock draft right now and a guy is claiming to be... (1 Viewer)
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Tillmanisahero
Footballguy
Ask him what his mother's first name is............its Rhonnel
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hutchins929
Footballguy
here is the conversation so far, starting with him comming out...
whats interesting is he claims he will not play the first 2 weeks of the season and he wont be getting the goal line carries as well.
Clinton Portis: You guys are not gonna believe this but this really is Clinton Portis, I'm practicing for a high stakes nfl players draft
Motor City Kitties: and he is injury prone
THE HNIC: you right, I don't believe it
pinga: whats ur favorite spot in Miami
Motor City Kitties: ok if your clinton portis where is your birthmark?
Clinton Portis: not proving it man but it's true
WLTP: how's the shoulder feel Clinton? gonna hold up this season?
GOP: what is your costume called today?
Motor City Kitties: lol
WLTP: You think Mark Brunell is going to need a walker by week 5?
Motor City Kitties: Washington is gonna be good this year
Motor City Kitties: possibly great
Clinton Portis: I'm probably gonna get killed for saying this but I'm not playing the first 2 weeks and I'm not gonna be the goal line back but other than that watch out!
GOP: My real name is Gibbs.
Clinton Portis: oh you guys got jokes
GOP: Berry Gibbs.
Motor City Kitties: we will all know wether or not its really C.P. if he is out the first 2 weeks
pinga: Your not Portis, the real Portis wouldnt be gay enough to draft himself
WLTP: the default draft rankings on here are pretty off imo.
GOP: Portis would drat his own name over and over until round 6
Clinton Portis: I WILL be out the first 2 weeks, I want to properly let my shoulder heal, I don't care what Doc Andrews says
WLTP: is brunell going to throw to S. Moss this year like he did last?
GOP: How many TDs did you have against KC in 2004?
GOP: Andre will light it up this year?
Motor City Kitties: Hey Portis if you really are C.P. and your gonna be out the first two weeks why would you take yourself with the 7th pick?
Clinton Portis: I'd take myself with the 1st pick....lol
Motor City Kitties: lol
GOP: Even on the bench he will light it up.
GOP: Wonder if Ricky will light one too?
Motor City Kitties: puff puff pass
whats interesting is he claims he will not play the first 2 weeks of the season and he wont be getting the goal line carries as well.
Clinton Portis: You guys are not gonna believe this but this really is Clinton Portis, I'm practicing for a high stakes nfl players draft
Motor City Kitties: and he is injury prone
THE HNIC: you right, I don't believe it
pinga: whats ur favorite spot in Miami
Motor City Kitties: ok if your clinton portis where is your birthmark?
Clinton Portis: not proving it man but it's true
WLTP: how's the shoulder feel Clinton? gonna hold up this season?
GOP: what is your costume called today?
Motor City Kitties: lol
WLTP: You think Mark Brunell is going to need a walker by week 5?
Motor City Kitties: Washington is gonna be good this year
Motor City Kitties: possibly great
Clinton Portis: I'm probably gonna get killed for saying this but I'm not playing the first 2 weeks and I'm not gonna be the goal line back but other than that watch out!
GOP: My real name is Gibbs.
Clinton Portis: oh you guys got jokes
GOP: Berry Gibbs.
Motor City Kitties: we will all know wether or not its really C.P. if he is out the first 2 weeks
pinga: Your not Portis, the real Portis wouldnt be gay enough to draft himself
WLTP: the default draft rankings on here are pretty off imo.
GOP: Portis would drat his own name over and over until round 6
Clinton Portis: I WILL be out the first 2 weeks, I want to properly let my shoulder heal, I don't care what Doc Andrews says
WLTP: is brunell going to throw to S. Moss this year like he did last?
GOP: How many TDs did you have against KC in 2004?
GOP: Andre will light it up this year?
Motor City Kitties: Hey Portis if you really are C.P. and your gonna be out the first two weeks why would you take yourself with the 7th pick?
Clinton Portis: I'd take myself with the 1st pick....lol
Motor City Kitties: lol
GOP: Even on the bench he will light it up.
GOP: Wonder if Ricky will light one too?
Motor City Kitties: puff puff pass
acefootball
Footballguy
Don't picture Portis doing mock drafts.............
hutchins929
Footballguy
I asked him and no response yet
Spartans Rule
Footballguy
Whew! I had drafted you #1 overall, but once I got this inside scoop, I traded you for Mike Bell. My season is saved!
Mario Kart
Footballguy
Send CP over hear to sign up and post inside info.
hutchins929
Footballguy
He picked himself well before he claimed to be portis
fsufan
Footballguy
i wish NFL players would come here and post info
Solidsteel Rats
Footballguy
Impossible...I'm Portis..and my mothers name is Rhonnel..the birtmark is under my left arm pit..so go tell that fool he is a phoney!
Dreamer
Footballguy
Clinton Portis
"U"
You a foo.
Buddy Ball 2K3
Footballguy
Worst thread ever ?
Grigs Allmoon
Footballguy
Shouldn't he be at the stadium about now?
Real Man of Genius
Footballguy
Don't worry about that.
Clinton Portis
"U"
CP don't need no preseason
Solidsteel Rats
Footballguy
Bit of a hi-jack and probably well known by most, but there is a Red Sox Fan Forum - http://sonsofsamhorn.net/ - and Curt Schilling has been a regular poster under the alias Gehrig 38
http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/reds...ould_raise_bar/
http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/reds...ould_raise_bar/
Couch Potato
Footballguy
He's lying. I'm really Clinton Portis (notice the initials CP?). And I can prove it. My mother's name is Rhonnel. 
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SteelerMurf
Footballguy
Clinton Portis doesn't know how to use a computer 
, so I know you are full of it.
, so I know you are full of it.
Biabreakable
Footballguy
Get well soon CP!!He's lying. I'm really Clinton Portis (notice the initials CP?). And I can prove it. My mother's name is Rhonnel.
Solidsteel Rats
Footballguy
dickey moe
Fingerpicker
Couch Potato
Footballguy
It's tough typing, with this shoulder and all, but where else would a multi-million dollar superstar running back be right now besides here with you clowns?Get well soon CP!!He's lying. I'm really Clinton Portis (notice the initials CP?). And I can prove it. My mother's name is Rhonnel.
DonnyT33
Footballguy
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this is even funnier than this foolish thread...15 guys reading this thread..why? Anyway doesnt the thread starter realize Wash. is playing right now and CP is on the sidelines watching his teamartes play?
this is even funnier than this foolish thread...15 guys reading this thread..why? Anyway doesnt the thread starter realize Wash. is playing right now and CP is on the sidelines watching his teamartes play?
cracKer
Shawn Culcasi
Have you ever seen Couch Potato and Clinton Portis in the same room?hmmm...If this were the FFA and the poster claimed to be some well-known hottie, this thread would already be at 20 pages
RenegadeGM
Footballguy
Oddly enough I had a mock draft with Abraham Lincoln last week.
cracKer
Shawn Culcasi
Couch Potato
Footballguy
Laptop, baby. Laptop.
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
Did you click on it by accident, DT???
hutchins929
Footballguy
I never said I believed that the guy was Clinton Portis... I just thought it was funny and so I let all of you know.
oh and just for kicks here is the team he drafted.
Clinton Portis 1.7
Torry Holt 2.6
DeShaun Foster 3.7
Darrell Jackson 4.6
Andre Johnson 5.7
Derrick Mason 6.6
Chris Brown 7.7
Mike Bell 8.6
Trent Green 9.7
Seattle Seahawks 10.6
David Akers 11.7
Jermaine Wiggins 12.6
Ron Dayne 13.7
Duce Staley 14.6
Priest Holmes 15.7
oh and just for kicks here is the team he drafted.
Clinton Portis 1.7
Torry Holt 2.6
DeShaun Foster 3.7
Darrell Jackson 4.6
Andre Johnson 5.7
Derrick Mason 6.6
Chris Brown 7.7
Mike Bell 8.6
Trent Green 9.7
Seattle Seahawks 10.6
David Akers 11.7
Jermaine Wiggins 12.6
Ron Dayne 13.7
Duce Staley 14.6
Priest Holmes 15.7
