I'm in a rec football league. (1 Viewer)

[Eminence]

I'm a shutdown defender but my offense is very lacking. Anyone have any basic soccer tips to help me on Offense? I'm faster than everyone usually

I almost had a nice assist.

 

[Onions]

More cool layups, IMO.

 

[Eminence]

More cool layups, IMO.

I need to increase my vertical.

 

[DaVinci]

You need some shiny new boots.

 

[matuski]

Ask popsecret.

 

[Peyton Marino]

You have to flip the field if you want any shot out there.

 

[brownhelmets]

Stop calling soccer football?

 

[dirtyjay]

Not what I was expecting.

 

[Tom Servo]

I'm a shutdown defender but my offense is very lacking. Anyone have any basic soccer tips to help me on Offense? I'm faster than everyone usually

I almost had a nice assist.

 

[Angry Beavers]

learn ball control and how to get yourself open without the ball

 

[Limp Ditka]

I'm a shutdown defender but my offense is very lacking. Anyone have any basic soccer tips to help me on Offense? I'm faster than everyone usually

I almost had a nice assist.

Why are you worried about soccer moves when you're playing football?

 

[Cliff Clavin]

How are your ball handling skills?

 

[ChiefD]

Deflate your balls.

 

[matuski]

Soccer is a lot of physical contact and tugging on uniforms with other dudes...

 

[trogg78]

I would suggest going for the nutmeg. You should be familiar with going between a dudes legs by now.

 

[sbonomo]

Paging prospect to come give us a story about how great your defensive skills are.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Faking injuries is how you play this game.

HTH

 

[TheAristocrat]

I wish people would stop trying to shove soccer in my face.

 

[Dentist]

kick it harder

 

[Tom Servo]

Tell us how far you can throw a Ritz cracker and report back.

 

[TheAristocrat]

.

 

[Spanky267]

Bend it like Beckham

 

[Rayderr]

I'm a shutdown defender

You shut down everytime you have to defend?

 

[skol asylum]

Bend it like Bandicoot.

 

[Ditka Butkus]

How are your ball handling skills?

Always funny

ETA: your comment. His ball handling skills may be as well

 

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[TLEF316]

Em's shtick really is world class. Big fan.

 

[VA703]

Soccer is a lot of physical contact and tugging on other dudes...