fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
Man I'm bored... I'll keep adding if there is some discussion about Shuke's ratings, but these are the 1st 20 pages of things he has rated... Also, good to reference this to not ask Shuke to rerate something over and over again.
Bold means they are grouped together.
Hungry Howies Pizza - Never had it, but it's pizza. So 9.
Radiohead - 10
Barbasol Shaving Cream - 9
Cake - A Notable Team - 3
PM Shuke shtick - 9
the Offdee Scale - 4, can be used in a pinch but not tops locally.
American Beer - 5
Tanner gif/meme posting shtick - 9
dandelions - 1
kangaroos - 6
squirrels - 5
Chinese food being delivered by a Mexican - 8
Squirrels:
Watchability: 10
Ability to chew their way into your attic and #### stuff up: 1
Overall: 5
Peanut butter and honey sandwich - Never had one until recently. Delicious. 8
Day old peanut butter and honey sandwich - 7
Mad Men - never seen it
Sons of Anarchy - watched 2 episodes. 4
Deadwood - 9
Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Only seen first 8 episodes. So far a 10
The Americans - 8
Taco Bell original taco - 8
The volleyball scene from Top Gun - 7
Riesling - 5
Game of Thrones:
First book of the series by that name: 10
Show: 9
Varsity thread: 8
TV only thread: 10 for hilarity
Skyline 10
Goldstar 6
Consumer fireworks:
Anticipation: 10
Result: 3
Overall: 4
Shuke's Rating Thread: 6
Dandelions 1
Ring around the collar 2
Squirrels - please try to pay attention
Tony Renda - 3
Snickers - 10
Oreos - 10
A night at the strip club with Righetti & Otis - 10
Rags 6
Ducks 4
Walnuts 5
Scotch tape: "Magic" version that is hazy looking: 3. Completely transparent version: 8
Miller Lite - 1
Miller Hi Life - 7
Fruity Pebbles kid: 10, now: 7 just so fruity
Cookie Crisp: this may blow your mind but I don't think I've ever had it. I'm guessing it would rank a 5
Lucky Charms kid: 6, now: 8.
Hollywood Vampires 2
GoldenPlane has a nice ring to it, reminds me of Sister Golden Hair. But it's kind of dumb. 5
Hopscotch 3
Hopscotch to Hell 1
whatchamacallit candy bars - top 3 ever. 10 with a bullet
Monster Energy drinks - never had one
Dueling monitors - could be cool, like battlebots. 5
Dual monitors - huge fan. 9
FFA Moderation - 8
Graeter's Ice Cream 9
Otters - Tim Matheson character: 9, the animal: 7
masturbation - 7
Paulina Gretzky - 8
Regular Doritos - 7
Cool Ranch Doritos - 8
Zesty Doritos - 9
Grasshoppers - 7
Nectarines - 5
Barn owls - 9
Donald Trump - 3
Ivanka Trump - 9
Seahorses - 9
An unexpected finger in the butt - 10
Vegetable Lasagne - 6
Pete Rose - 10
Ron Oester - 6
Nick Esasky - 3
Chow Mein - 3
Emma Stone - 6
Slim Jims - 8
Blue Cheese - 9
Your mom - 10
Eric Davis 10
The Last Starfighter
Arkanoid 7
Bold Chex Mix 5
Regular Chex Mix 5
PV 10
Pepper Jack cheese 9
soft boiled eggs 7
Fishing 6
Mila Kunis 8
Jason Voorhees 3
Kristen Wiig 7
Family Dollar 2
Mahi Mahi 3
Alec Baldwin 7
NWA 3
FDAS the worst
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 9
Babies 2
Louie CK 9
Black Coffee 8
Step by Step 2
Goonies 9
Outback Steakhouse 5
Hostess Cupcakes;
Chocolate: 6, Oragne: 10
Sitting on the beach 10
Sitting at a pool 7
Frostillicus 6
taking it to the bank 9
Crop Dusting in Public - 1
Flopping a set - 9
Wonton Soup - 4, Hot and Sour is where it's at.
Boobs 10
smaller boobs 8
bigger boobs 10
lopsided boobs 8
Karate Kid 7
Karate Kid 2 - 1
It's Always Sunny 10
Coyote Ugly 5
Mascots 10
Smores 8
1995 7
James Brooks 6
Real Maple Syrup - 10
Fake Maple Syrup - 7
Spring 8
Summer 7
Fall 9
Winter 3
Super Bowl Shuffle 10
Sour Cream and Onion Pringles 6
Quarter pounders with cheese 7
Mr. Pibb 2
Mira Sorvino 7
girls named Ashley 9
scratch off lottery tickets 5
Smashing Pumpkins 7
Smiling politely 5
Creme Brulee 7
NHL 96 for Sega 5
Italy never been
Mr. Misty 10
Slush Puppy 8
Slurpee 6
Icee 4
"Oh, for #### sake Frosty":
The Office 8
Your office 7
hottest chick at your office 8
Balloons 5
high socks on chicks 10
flip flops 3
espn the magazine 2
hugs 9
cigars 3
starbucks 10
spaghetti 7
chili 8
chili on top of spaghetti with cinnamon 10
C
oors light 1
Pipe smoke 8
bonfires 10
Chase 9
Chaaaaaaayse wha?
picnics 6
pik niks 4
Eurotrip nah
Robocop 7
Your dumb face 8
Bobbleheads 10
Onion Rings 9
French Fries 9
The girl with 3 boobs from total recall 9
taking a nap 10
being proven correct after a dispute with spouse or S/O 7
wiffle ball 7
yellowfin tuna 7
oysters 8
phil mickleson 6
rodney dangerfield 8
Brittney Griner 5
girls with a lot of tattoos 7
choco taco 6
snow cone 4
snowmen 6
Aquariums 6
really hot girls that are overly friendly but never put out 6
Old dogs 5
Puppies 9
Tara Reid 4
Eye of the Tiger by Survivor 6
Eddie Murphy Raw 9
A fully trained Charizard - #### off
the Cutting Edge - what?
Hand stuck in Garbage disposal porn - wow this actually exists. 7
Detroit 4
Kittens 7
Alligator jerky - sounds interesting
Famous Dave's 7
Jay Bruce 7
Pancakes 10
Queen Margaery 6
Sex 10
Jimmy Fallon 8 up until a few years ago. Now a 4
Notorious B.I.G. 4
Notorious T.R.E. 9
Tribe Called Quest 6
Math 9
Matt Damon 7
Catcher in the Rye 7
Tribe Called Quest 6
Please estate the first 3: please what now?
Five Guys 9
In & Out Burger 6
Chipotle 7
2016 Frostillicus 8
2006 Frostillicus 4
McDonalds French Fries 10
Taco Bell Breakfast Nah
Corned Beef Rueben 10
Pastrami Rueben 9
Big League Chew 8
Portobello mushrooms, sauteed in butter and served on top of your ideal steak. - 9
2006 Joe T 10
2016 Joe T 5
test forum circa 2005 - 8. were you even born yet?
the eagle - which one?
bakersfield (the restaurant/bar) - 8
rhinegeist - 8
mount adams (just as a neighborhood) - 5
mcgarnicle 6
tex-mex 8
authentic mexican food 7
ballpark nachos 7
homemade nachos 9
homemade ballpark nachos 8
freedom 10
the nickname 'hilldawg' 1
marty brennamen 10
mr. pickles' snark 9
vin scully 9
capella's snark - have not witnessed
2 QB fantasy football leegs - 5
shouting 'THERE HE IS' when you see someone you know - just saying it, 2. Actually shouting it, 10
awkward goodbye hugs - what's awkward about them?
over the rhine (the neighborhood) - 7
Amy Schumer 6
Seth Rogen 4
Their Beer commericals for Bud Light 1
A hypothetical sex tape featuring the two of them 4
Red Shoe Diaries 4
Binky's "best of" Shannon Tweed 7
Golf:
Anticipation 9
Holes 1-9: 7
Beer cart girls: 10
Hot dogs at the turn: 10
Holes 10-18: 3
Post-game poker or booray in the clubhouse: 10
Ping Pong 2
Shuffleboard :
Old people Florida stand-up version: 7
Bar version: 9
Hard taco 9
Soft taco 9
Fish tacos 7
Pink tacos 10
Bugles (the snack, not the instrument) 7
Melissa McCarthy 2
Your high school principle 6
Spelling /grammer mistakes 2
Bijou Phillips 7
Busy Phillips 7
Wilson Phillips 10
Summer Olympics 8
Winter Olympics 7
Chai tea 6
Tai chi 6
Venison 7
Beef 10
Finding a $20 bill in a pair of jeans that you just washed 10
Stepping on gum and it gets stuck on your shoes 1
women's Olympic gymnastics 7
Cadbury Eggs:
When I was a kid: 9
Now: 2
Ribeye Steak 8
Bone-In Strip Steak 8
Filet Mignon 10
Hockey Fights 9
Coldstone Creamery 7
Dairy Queen 9
Khloe Kardashian 9
Having an empty seat next to you on a plane 10
Signatures 3
Irony 9
Daphne Zuniga as Princess Vespa in Spaceballs 8
Bing (the search engine) 1
Strippers 8
Strippers with glasses 10
Strippers who smell like cigarettes 8
Toy Story Trilogy 8
Ham Sandwich 7
Cross country car trip passenger:
Bieber 7
Trump 8
Rosie O'Donnell 1
Snooki 6
Miley Cyrus 9
Any Kardashian 5
Anna Bell Peaks 8
Shuke's Thread - upgraded from previous ranking to an 8
Riding a horse 7
Riding a fat woman 7
Riding in the backseat of a car, but with great company and a terrible driver 3
Going to a playoff game, but your team loses 8
Rocky Road ice cream 5
Funyuns 6
Marshmallows 3
Great White Sharks 7
Dolphins 8
Killer Whales 10
Going all-in, having the worst of it, and providing a bad beat on someone else 9
Your spouses cooking 4
Sober Frostillicus 7
Drunk Frostillicus 9
Reuben Sandwich 10
Plain M&M's 4
Peanut M&M's 9
Mustard 10
- Mayonnaise 5
- working overtime 5
- Crocs 1
- grocery shopping 4
- Attending a sporting event 9
- Watching said sporting event at home on a nice TV setup. 7
- March Madness 10
- http://i.imgur.com/SeR3v4y.jpg 7
Jupiter 9
Mars 6
Venus 2
If we're talking strictly a tailgating format:
1) Cornhole - love it but more of a picnic/cookout sport. 4
2) Ladder Golf - bores the crap out of me - 1
3) Flipcup - 7
4) Beer Pong - 10
A&W Root Beer Floats 7
bowling alley cheeseburgers 3
Coke Floats 7
Sex with your spouse after a big meal and lots of drinking 6
preseason football 1
mens 100m dash 4
womens rugby 4
volleyball 8
Eating Thanksgiving leftovers at 2 am in the morning 10
Chicken bacon ranch pizza 2
Gluten Free Boston Cream Cake "#### Off"
"Jimmies" on ice cream 1
boobs 10
butts 10
For masturbating purposes:
Vaseline 5
Jergens 10
Bareback 9
Will ferrell 8
politics 4
Goonies 10
Lost Boys 9
The OC 3
Lauren Conrad 10
J-Woww 8
Kenyon Martin 10
The Borat guy 5
Point Break 9
That chick from Roadhouse 7
guns 5
fireplaces 8
Shark week 6
Andy Richter 6
small shapely butts 8
big shapely butts 10
big sloppy butts 5
Herb Tarlek 8
Cheers - The Diane years 10
Cheers - The Rebecca years 8
A-Rod 6
Barry Bonds 9
Bypassing an elevator to take the stairs (3 flights or less). 7
South Park 6
Bikini Car Washes 10
Swisher Sweets 2
Drugs seems vague (huh)
Chess 8
Taco Johns
Taco Bell 5
Taco Time is this a thing?
Taco Maker like someone who makes tacos? 10
Del Taco (unfamiliar)
Going down on a chick 10
church 1
fried chicken 10
York candy bars 6
Close talkers 2
Taking a dump in a public restroom 5
Aisle seat on plane 7
Window seat on plane 4
Getting pantsed in public 2
Opening weekend of NCAA Tournament 10
People talking on their cell phone in bathroom stall 3
Jack Ten suited 9
Swedish fish 8
Las Vegas 10
IPAs 10
amateur pornography 6
choco taco 6
kit kat 8
girls in granny panties 7
Full Bush 5
Neatly trimmed (like a golf green) 10
Landing Strip 9
Completely Shaved 7
On 8/17/2016 at 11:09 PM, lardonastick said:
Settle the score? Like there's a competition, or one has to choose? How about:
flat butt
Nice round butt
Ghetto booty
A cup
B cup
C cup
D cup
DD's
Bigger
flat butt 5
Nice round butt 10
Ghetto booty 7
A cup 5
B cup 7
C cup 10
D cup 9
DD's 8
Bigger 5
King Kong (1933) 7
King Kong (1976) 7
King Kong (2005) 5
Brisket 10
Pulled Pork 9
Fried Chicken 9
Ribs 10
Extension cords 8
Bees 5
Radishes 7
Gianna Michaels 7
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure 7
The number 4 4
Careless Whisper 9
Opening presents on Christmas Eve 7
Kids that empty the Please Take 1 bowls on Halloween 1
Killing a spider in your house 5
Finding a Playboy at your friends house when you were a kid 10
Threesome with 2 guys and 1 girl and you are one of the guys 6
girls in high socks 10
girls wearing glasses 9
gatorade 7
totinos party pizzas 3
white castle 7
calculus 9
isaac newton 8
bill bryson's a short history of nearly everything
captain morgan 4
cats 6
playing vanilla ice songs on a juke box at a bar for shtick 9
BLTs 7. Hold the lettuce: 10
White Men Can't Jump 7
the flashlight thing on an iphone 9
Charades 9
Smores 5
jigsaw puzzles 5
The new board 6
The old board 8
Despicable Me 7
Despicable Me 2 5
Back to the Future 10
Back to the Future 2 8
Back to the Future 3 6
Biff in Back to the Future 2 9
Babies 3
Soccer 6
A slightly above average girl with hard nipples poking through her shirt 9
Bold means they are grouped together.
Hungry Howies Pizza - Never had it, but it's pizza. So 9.
Radiohead - 10
Barbasol Shaving Cream - 9
Cake - A Notable Team - 3
PM Shuke shtick - 9
the Offdee Scale - 4, can be used in a pinch but not tops locally.
American Beer - 5
Tanner gif/meme posting shtick - 9
dandelions - 1
kangaroos - 6
squirrels - 5
Chinese food being delivered by a Mexican - 8
Squirrels:
Watchability: 10
Ability to chew their way into your attic and #### stuff up: 1
Overall: 5
Peanut butter and honey sandwich - Never had one until recently. Delicious. 8
Day old peanut butter and honey sandwich - 7
Mad Men - never seen it
Sons of Anarchy - watched 2 episodes. 4
Deadwood - 9
Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Only seen first 8 episodes. So far a 10
The Americans - 8
Taco Bell original taco - 8
The volleyball scene from Top Gun - 7
Riesling - 5
Game of Thrones:
First book of the series by that name: 10
Show: 9
Varsity thread: 8
TV only thread: 10 for hilarity
Skyline 10
Goldstar 6
Consumer fireworks:
Anticipation: 10
Result: 3
Overall: 4
Shuke's Rating Thread: 6
Dandelions 1
Ring around the collar 2
Squirrels - please try to pay attention
Tony Renda - 3
Snickers - 10
Oreos - 10
A night at the strip club with Righetti & Otis - 10
Rags 6
Ducks 4
Walnuts 5
Scotch tape: "Magic" version that is hazy looking: 3. Completely transparent version: 8
Miller Lite - 1
Miller Hi Life - 7
Fruity Pebbles kid: 10, now: 7 just so fruity
Cookie Crisp: this may blow your mind but I don't think I've ever had it. I'm guessing it would rank a 5
Lucky Charms kid: 6, now: 8.
Hollywood Vampires 2
GoldenPlane has a nice ring to it, reminds me of Sister Golden Hair. But it's kind of dumb. 5
Hopscotch 3
Hopscotch to Hell 1
whatchamacallit candy bars - top 3 ever. 10 with a bullet
Monster Energy drinks - never had one
Dueling monitors - could be cool, like battlebots. 5
Dual monitors - huge fan. 9
FFA Moderation - 8
Graeter's Ice Cream 9
Otters - Tim Matheson character: 9, the animal: 7
masturbation - 7
Paulina Gretzky - 8
Regular Doritos - 7
Cool Ranch Doritos - 8
Zesty Doritos - 9
Grasshoppers - 7
Nectarines - 5
Barn owls - 9
Donald Trump - 3
Ivanka Trump - 9
Seahorses - 9
An unexpected finger in the butt - 10
Vegetable Lasagne - 6
Pete Rose - 10
Ron Oester - 6
Nick Esasky - 3
Chow Mein - 3
Emma Stone - 6
Slim Jims - 8
Blue Cheese - 9
Your mom - 10
Eric Davis 10
The Last Starfighter
Arkanoid 7
Bold Chex Mix 5
Regular Chex Mix 5
PV 10
Pepper Jack cheese 9
soft boiled eggs 7
Fishing 6
Mila Kunis 8
Jason Voorhees 3
Kristen Wiig 7
Family Dollar 2
Mahi Mahi 3
Alec Baldwin 7
NWA 3
FDAS the worst
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 9
Babies 2
Louie CK 9
Black Coffee 8
Step by Step 2
Goonies 9
Outback Steakhouse 5
Hostess Cupcakes;
Chocolate: 6, Oragne: 10
Sitting on the beach 10
Sitting at a pool 7
Frostillicus 6
taking it to the bank 9
Crop Dusting in Public - 1
Flopping a set - 9
Wonton Soup - 4, Hot and Sour is where it's at.
Boobs 10
smaller boobs 8
bigger boobs 10
lopsided boobs 8
Karate Kid 7
Karate Kid 2 - 1
It's Always Sunny 10
Coyote Ugly 5
Mascots 10
Smores 8
1995 7
James Brooks 6
Real Maple Syrup - 10
Fake Maple Syrup - 7
Spring 8
Summer 7
Fall 9
Winter 3
Super Bowl Shuffle 10
Sour Cream and Onion Pringles 6
Quarter pounders with cheese 7
Mr. Pibb 2
Mira Sorvino 7
girls named Ashley 9
scratch off lottery tickets 5
Smashing Pumpkins 7
Smiling politely 5
Creme Brulee 7
NHL 96 for Sega 5
Italy never been
Mr. Misty 10
Slush Puppy 8
Slurpee 6
Icee 4
"Oh, for #### sake Frosty":
The Office 8
Your office 7
hottest chick at your office 8
Balloons 5
high socks on chicks 10
flip flops 3
espn the magazine 2
hugs 9
cigars 3
starbucks 10
spaghetti 7
chili 8
chili on top of spaghetti with cinnamon 10
C
oors light 1
Pipe smoke 8
bonfires 10
Chase 9
Chaaaaaaayse wha?
picnics 6
pik niks 4
Eurotrip nah
Robocop 7
Your dumb face 8
Bobbleheads 10
Onion Rings 9
French Fries 9
The girl with 3 boobs from total recall 9
taking a nap 10
being proven correct after a dispute with spouse or S/O 7
wiffle ball 7
yellowfin tuna 7
oysters 8
phil mickleson 6
rodney dangerfield 8
Brittney Griner 5
girls with a lot of tattoos 7
choco taco 6
snow cone 4
snowmen 6
Aquariums 6
really hot girls that are overly friendly but never put out 6
Old dogs 5
Puppies 9
Tara Reid 4
Eye of the Tiger by Survivor 6
Eddie Murphy Raw 9
A fully trained Charizard - #### off
the Cutting Edge - what?
Hand stuck in Garbage disposal porn - wow this actually exists. 7
Detroit 4
Kittens 7
Alligator jerky - sounds interesting
Famous Dave's 7
Jay Bruce 7
Pancakes 10
Queen Margaery 6
Sex 10
Jimmy Fallon 8 up until a few years ago. Now a 4
Notorious B.I.G. 4
Notorious T.R.E. 9
Tribe Called Quest 6
Math 9
Matt Damon 7
Catcher in the Rye 7
Tribe Called Quest 6
Please estate the first 3: please what now?
Five Guys 9
In & Out Burger 6
Chipotle 7
2016 Frostillicus 8
2006 Frostillicus 4
McDonalds French Fries 10
Taco Bell Breakfast Nah
Corned Beef Rueben 10
Pastrami Rueben 9
Big League Chew 8
Portobello mushrooms, sauteed in butter and served on top of your ideal steak. - 9
2006 Joe T 10
2016 Joe T 5
test forum circa 2005 - 8. were you even born yet?
the eagle - which one?
bakersfield (the restaurant/bar) - 8
rhinegeist - 8
mount adams (just as a neighborhood) - 5
mcgarnicle 6
tex-mex 8
authentic mexican food 7
ballpark nachos 7
homemade nachos 9
homemade ballpark nachos 8
freedom 10
the nickname 'hilldawg' 1
marty brennamen 10
mr. pickles' snark 9
vin scully 9
capella's snark - have not witnessed
2 QB fantasy football leegs - 5
shouting 'THERE HE IS' when you see someone you know - just saying it, 2. Actually shouting it, 10
awkward goodbye hugs - what's awkward about them?
over the rhine (the neighborhood) - 7
Amy Schumer 6
Seth Rogen 4
Their Beer commericals for Bud Light 1
A hypothetical sex tape featuring the two of them 4
Red Shoe Diaries 4
Binky's "best of" Shannon Tweed 7
Golf:
Anticipation 9
Holes 1-9: 7
Beer cart girls: 10
Hot dogs at the turn: 10
Holes 10-18: 3
Post-game poker or booray in the clubhouse: 10
Ping Pong 2
Shuffleboard :
Old people Florida stand-up version: 7
Bar version: 9
Hard taco 9
Soft taco 9
Fish tacos 7
Pink tacos 10
Bugles (the snack, not the instrument) 7
Melissa McCarthy 2
Your high school principle 6
Spelling /grammer mistakes 2
Bijou Phillips 7
Busy Phillips 7
Wilson Phillips 10
Summer Olympics 8
Winter Olympics 7
Chai tea 6
Tai chi 6
Venison 7
Beef 10
Finding a $20 bill in a pair of jeans that you just washed 10
Stepping on gum and it gets stuck on your shoes 1
women's Olympic gymnastics 7
Cadbury Eggs:
When I was a kid: 9
Now: 2
Ribeye Steak 8
Bone-In Strip Steak 8
Filet Mignon 10
Hockey Fights 9
Coldstone Creamery 7
Dairy Queen 9
Khloe Kardashian 9
Having an empty seat next to you on a plane 10
Signatures 3
Irony 9
Daphne Zuniga as Princess Vespa in Spaceballs 8
Bing (the search engine) 1
Strippers 8
Strippers with glasses 10
Strippers who smell like cigarettes 8
Toy Story Trilogy 8
Ham Sandwich 7
Cross country car trip passenger:
Bieber 7
Trump 8
Rosie O'Donnell 1
Snooki 6
Miley Cyrus 9
Any Kardashian 5
Anna Bell Peaks 8
Shuke's Thread - upgraded from previous ranking to an 8
Riding a horse 7
Riding a fat woman 7
Riding in the backseat of a car, but with great company and a terrible driver 3
Going to a playoff game, but your team loses 8
Rocky Road ice cream 5
Funyuns 6
Marshmallows 3
Great White Sharks 7
Dolphins 8
Killer Whales 10
Going all-in, having the worst of it, and providing a bad beat on someone else 9
Your spouses cooking 4
Sober Frostillicus 7
Drunk Frostillicus 9
Reuben Sandwich 10
Plain M&M's 4
Peanut M&M's 9
Mustard 10
- Mayonnaise 5
- working overtime 5
- Crocs 1
- grocery shopping 4
- Attending a sporting event 9
- Watching said sporting event at home on a nice TV setup. 7
- March Madness 10
- http://i.imgur.com/SeR3v4y.jpg 7
Jupiter 9
Mars 6
Venus 2
If we're talking strictly a tailgating format:
1) Cornhole - love it but more of a picnic/cookout sport. 4
2) Ladder Golf - bores the crap out of me - 1
3) Flipcup - 7
4) Beer Pong - 10
A&W Root Beer Floats 7
bowling alley cheeseburgers 3
Coke Floats 7
Sex with your spouse after a big meal and lots of drinking 6
preseason football 1
mens 100m dash 4
womens rugby 4
volleyball 8
Eating Thanksgiving leftovers at 2 am in the morning 10
Chicken bacon ranch pizza 2
Gluten Free Boston Cream Cake "#### Off"
"Jimmies" on ice cream 1
boobs 10
butts 10
For masturbating purposes:
Vaseline 5
Jergens 10
Bareback 9
Will ferrell 8
politics 4
Goonies 10
Lost Boys 9
The OC 3
Lauren Conrad 10
J-Woww 8
Kenyon Martin 10
The Borat guy 5
Point Break 9
That chick from Roadhouse 7
guns 5
fireplaces 8
Shark week 6
Andy Richter 6
small shapely butts 8
big shapely butts 10
big sloppy butts 5
Herb Tarlek 8
Cheers - The Diane years 10
Cheers - The Rebecca years 8
A-Rod 6
Barry Bonds 9
Bypassing an elevator to take the stairs (3 flights or less). 7
South Park 6
Bikini Car Washes 10
Swisher Sweets 2
Drugs seems vague (huh)
Chess 8
Taco Johns
Taco Bell 5
Taco Time is this a thing?
Taco Maker like someone who makes tacos? 10
Del Taco (unfamiliar)
Going down on a chick 10
church 1
fried chicken 10
York candy bars 6
Close talkers 2
Taking a dump in a public restroom 5
Aisle seat on plane 7
Window seat on plane 4
Getting pantsed in public 2
Opening weekend of NCAA Tournament 10
People talking on their cell phone in bathroom stall 3
Jack Ten suited 9
Swedish fish 8
Las Vegas 10
IPAs 10
amateur pornography 6
choco taco 6
kit kat 8
girls in granny panties 7
Full Bush 5
Neatly trimmed (like a golf green) 10
Landing Strip 9
Completely Shaved 7
On 8/17/2016 at 11:09 PM, lardonastick said:
Settle the score? Like there's a competition, or one has to choose? How about:
flat butt
Nice round butt
Ghetto booty
A cup
B cup
C cup
D cup
DD's
Bigger
flat butt 5
Nice round butt 10
Ghetto booty 7
A cup 5
B cup 7
C cup 10
D cup 9
DD's 8
Bigger 5
King Kong (1933) 7
King Kong (1976) 7
King Kong (2005) 5
Brisket 10
Pulled Pork 9
Fried Chicken 9
Ribs 10
Extension cords 8
Bees 5
Radishes 7
Gianna Michaels 7
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure 7
The number 4 4
Careless Whisper 9
Opening presents on Christmas Eve 7
Kids that empty the Please Take 1 bowls on Halloween 1
Killing a spider in your house 5
Finding a Playboy at your friends house when you were a kid 10
Threesome with 2 guys and 1 girl and you are one of the guys 6
girls in high socks 10
girls wearing glasses 9
gatorade 7
totinos party pizzas 3
white castle 7
calculus 9
isaac newton 8
bill bryson's a short history of nearly everything
captain morgan 4
cats 6
playing vanilla ice songs on a juke box at a bar for shtick 9
BLTs 7. Hold the lettuce: 10
White Men Can't Jump 7
the flashlight thing on an iphone 9
Charades 9
Smores 5
jigsaw puzzles 5
The new board 6
The old board 8
Despicable Me 7
Despicable Me 2 5
Back to the Future 10
Back to the Future 2 8
Back to the Future 3 6
Biff in Back to the Future 2 9
Babies 3
Soccer 6
A slightly above average girl with hard nipples poking through her shirt 9
