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In this thread, you are Miles O'Brien (1 Viewer)
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McGarnicle
Footballguy
I have no idea who I am. I have never heard of myself. But I sure hope things turn around soon.
Scoresman
Footballguy
The_Man
Footballguy
Joe Summer
Footballguy
Does my rank and uniform seem to change from week to week?
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
Geez, how much Brien is in this thread?
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I thought I was a football coach. Who was I thinking of?
Charlie Steiner
Footballguy
Nobody knows pattern buffers better than you, so you have that going for you.
Scoresman
Footballguy
Sorry kids, won't be home tonight, gotta calibrate a lot of stuff.
Nope, won't be home tonight Keiko, the boss wants me to calibrate the deflector arrays.
Sorry mom, can't take any leave I've got a lot of calibrating to do on this station.
....
just gonna calibrate the pain away.
Nope, won't be home tonight Keiko, the boss wants me to calibrate the deflector arrays.
Sorry mom, can't take any leave I've got a lot of calibrating to do on this station.
....
just gonna calibrate the pain away.
Charlie Steiner
Footballguy
I liked the episode when he traveled back to late 20th century Ireland and his son managed a band that cursed a lot.
Scoresman
Footballguy
Every time I beam up the bridge crew, a small smile creeps across my face because I know that the transporter is really just tearing them apart atom-by-atom, killing them, and making some clone of them on the other end.
Sometimes, I just sit there watching their patterns cycle around and around in the transporter buffer and think, "What if there was just some tragic accident and their patterns were all lost." I like to hover my finger over the button that would dump their patterns, seeing just how close I can move it to the button without actually touching it.
Sometimes, I just sit there watching their patterns cycle around and around in the transporter buffer and think, "What if there was just some tragic accident and their patterns were all lost." I like to hover my finger over the button that would dump their patterns, seeing just how close I can move it to the button without actually touching it.
Yankee23Fan
Fair Tax!
I don't know whether to mad at myself that I have laughed at all of these or..... no, I should be mad at myself. Carry on.
Yankee23Fan
Fair Tax!
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Loan Sharks
Not a Wolf
I am going to draft Clowney and then bring in Mallett.....championship.
Scoresman
Footballguy
*leans in real close across table and whispers over his Romulan Ale*
Guinan was telling me it was actually Troi who crashed the saucer section. Can you believe that ##### is still around?
Yeah, yeah, don't even get me started too. Go in for some counseling and she parades in in some non-regulation skimpy catsuit, and then tells me, "I'm sensing some inappropriate emotions coming from you Chief." Yeah well no ####, huh?
Guinan was telling me it was actually Troi who crashed the saucer section. Can you believe that ##### is still around?
Yeah, yeah, don't even get me started too. Go in for some counseling and she parades in in some non-regulation skimpy catsuit, and then tells me, "I'm sensing some inappropriate emotions coming from you Chief." Yeah well no ####, huh?
Scoresman
Footballguy
FIRST DAY AT THE OFFICE
O'Brien: So, this is Deep Space 9. I think we're going to like it here, eh Keik...
*Sisko storms into the promenade. He grabs a shopkeep at random*
Sisko: Baseball!
O'Brien: ...o?
*Sisko turns on his heels, now weeping*
Sisko: I loved her but love cannot TURN. back. TIME.
*Sisko decks a random woman then, laughing hysterically, clambers atop a table*
Sisko: JAM-BA-LA-YA!!!
O'Brien: I've made a terrible mistake.
*Curb Your Enthusiasm theme starts playing, cut to credits.*
O'Brien: So, this is Deep Space 9. I think we're going to like it here, eh Keik...
*Sisko storms into the promenade. He grabs a shopkeep at random*
Sisko: Baseball!
O'Brien: ...o?
*Sisko turns on his heels, now weeping*
Sisko: I loved her but love cannot TURN. back. TIME.
*Sisko decks a random woman then, laughing hysterically, clambers atop a table*
Sisko: JAM-BA-LA-YA!!!
O'Brien: I've made a terrible mistake.
*Curb Your Enthusiasm theme starts playing, cut to credits.*
Phil Elliott
Footballguy
I get confused between being a slave and being chief of operations. They seem to run in parallel.
Scoresman
Footballguy
Sarnoff
Footballguy
Don't forget, you're not Miles O'Brien. Miles O'Brien died in an episode of DS9 and was replaced by a time-clone.
Gr00vus
Footballguy
Sarnoff
Footballguy
Keiko was kinda sneaky slutty in the beginning. Much less hot after parenthood, though. Still wouldn't call her subhuman.
Scoresman
Footballguy
Rom: Chief, I've finished calibrating the deflector array, repolarized the emitters, degaussed the transporter pads, and re-initialized the datacore.
O'Brien: That's fine Rom, that will be all for today. I'm just about to go have a late dinner with Keiko, what are your plans for the evening?
Rom: Oh not much, Leeta and I are just going to the holo suites to have sex. See you tomorrow.
O'Brien: That's fine Rom, that will be all for today. I'm just about to go have a late dinner with Keiko, what are your plans for the evening?
Rom: Oh not much, Leeta and I are just going to the holo suites to have sex. See you tomorrow.
Loan Sharks
Not a Wolf
Why do I keep talking to Morn? He never says anything...
higgins
Footballguy
Phil Elliott
Footballguy
Joe Summer
Footballguy
She was so hot. She had to be dumb as a box of tribbles to go from dating Dr. Bashir to a marrying a midget Ferengi.
Scoresman
Footballguy
Personal Log,
Bashir and I were working on our scale model of the Battle of the Alamo today. He asked for some help holding one of the walls in place while he applied the adhesive compound and when I leaned over, our eyes briefly met for a second. We both paused for a second, a second that seemed to last for eternity. I felt the moment was finally right and began to move in slowly only to be interrupted by that jackass spoonhead Garak who barged in right at that moment and grabbed Bashir for another "lunch". I swear, that jackass is going to wake up one morning having been beamed down to a Bajoran prison cell.
I went to my quarters after that. Kekio made potatoes again for dinner.
End Log
Bashir and I were working on our scale model of the Battle of the Alamo today. He asked for some help holding one of the walls in place while he applied the adhesive compound and when I leaned over, our eyes briefly met for a second. We both paused for a second, a second that seemed to last for eternity. I felt the moment was finally right and began to move in slowly only to be interrupted by that jackass spoonhead Garak who barged in right at that moment and grabbed Bashir for another "lunch". I swear, that jackass is going to wake up one morning having been beamed down to a Bajoran prison cell.
I went to my quarters after that. Kekio made potatoes again for dinner.
End Log
Andy Dufresne
Footballguy
I'm just here for the Jadzia Dax. 
Joe Summer
Footballguy
Leeta > Ezri > Jadzia >>> Kira.I'm just here for the Jadzia Dax.
Scoresman
Footballguy
When Kira was delivering our baby as a surrogate mother, I almost had the chance to see her ######. I've always wondered if the rumors were true that Bajorans have that extra little skinfold over their snatches like they do over their noses. Bashir bet me 10 stembolts they dont but I think they do. Will have to find out some other way.Leeta > Ezri > Jadzia >>> Kira.I'm just here for the Jadzia Dax.
Sarnoff
Footballguy
Sarnoff
Footballguy
sbonomo
Footballguy
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