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Is it possible I am getting smaller? (1 Viewer)

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Is it possible these life events are making me smaller? I have no baseline mind you, but just a sneaking suspicion.

Is this part of life?

 
If you me down your pants, then yes.

Thats what happens when you lose your balls

 
33 and two kids and I feel the same way.

I tend to think it's because my exposure to pr0n has increased exponentially since the introduction of broadband internet.....they pick those guys for a reason you know.

:ph34r:

 
I think certain muscles atrophy after a couple of years of marriage, since they're not used nearly as much as during the single years.

Just my $.02.

at·ro·phy ( P ) Pronunciation Key (tr-f) n. pl. at·ro·phies

Pathology. A wasting or decrease in size of a body organ, tissue, or part owing to disease, injury, or lack of use: muscular atrophy of a person affected with paralysis.

A wasting away, deterioration, or diminution: intellectual atrophy.
I'm just sayin' :shrug:
 
You're not getting smaller. Your wife is just getting bigger.

Throwing a hot dog down a hallway or somesuch...

 
You're not getting smaller. Your wife is just getting bigger.

Throwing a hot dog down a hallway or somesuch...
So it would be an optical illusion of sorts?
 
You're not getting smaller.  Your wife is just getting bigger.

Throwing a hot dog down a hallway or somesuch...
So it would be an optical illusion of sorts?
Yep. Like when you look at your hand from the palm side your index finger looks longer than your ring finger, but if you turn your hand over they look the same length.
 

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