Is there something you can rub on your teeth that makes food taste better? (1 Viewer)

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

Feel free to steal this idea if you are entrepreneurial.

I often brush my teeth after smoking pot just so I don’t have smoke breath but then I almost always have a snack and it always sucks because brushing my teeth makes the taste of the food much worse.

Just now when I was brushing my teeth I thought “If there’s something you can rub on your teeth that makes food taste worse, why can’t we figure something out that you rub on your teeth that makes food taste better?”

Keep it G-rated @WetDream.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I know not to eat sweets before anything else. Water is a good first, food is better thereafter.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Butter

 

[AAABatteries]

Heroine 

 

[Nick Vermeil]

BBQ sauce?

 

[Gopher State]

Alcohol you won’t taste a thing

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I keep trying to convince my wife of this but it's almost always a no go.  

 

[ragincajun]

Bacon duh

 

[Henry Ford]

Butter

I opened this thread for the sole purpose of giving this answer. 

 

[Henry Ford]

Heroine 

I.... I can’t tell if you spelled this right or not. 

 

[EYLive]

MSG

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

I can’t tell if any of these are serious answers.

 

[Long Ball Larry]

Cocaine I think

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

Cocaine I think

Thank you for playing "Dentist visit: the home edition".

 

[kutta]

This. Make toothpaste out of these and you’ll have your idea.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synsepalum_dulcificum

I’ve ordered these and they work amazingly well. We had a miracle fruit party and it was a blast.

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

This. Make toothpaste out of these and you’ll have your idea.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synsepalum_dulcificum

I’ve ordered these and they work amazingly well. We had a miracle fruit party and it was a blast.

This is perfect thank you.