Is your NFL team led by a girly man? (1 Viewer)

[Smeagol]

Possible honda

10. Jay Cutler

Culter comes from Santa Claus, a small south Indiana town where Christmas season is huge. He was raised in Christmas Village subdivision. I bet he fights for the elf costume.

9. Chad Pennington

When a chick describes you as follows, you’re in trouble. “boyish handsomeness. Boasting skin so creamy, he may never have hit puberty; ginger hair that looks like his mom styled it for Picture Day; and the brown eyes of a baby beagle. You want to pinch his cheeks right before you give him a scritch behind the ears.” –http://sportsquee.blogspot.com

Compared to a puppy huh? Very masculine.

8. JP Losman

JP has a BA in Classical studies, long glistening locks, and his effeminate giggle was highlighted last year when on the Jim Rome Show. Te-he-he.

7. Eli Manning

Loves karaoke, loves suggestive modeling. See above photos.

6. Jeff Garcia

Do you really need an explanation? Just listen to him speak. He even had to go so far as to publicly declare his heterosexuality to the media.

5. Chris Simms

I’m not saying tattoos are feminine, but this is a bit odd. Chris Simms and Former Assistant Kyle Shanahan became such good friends at the University of Texas that they have their initials tattooed on each other’s lower leg. “We’re best friends, and we’ll be best friends for life,” –Simms

“I was the new wide receiver, and one day I was in the dressing room. Chris came up, introduced himself and asked if I’d run some routes for him. I said, ‘Sure.’ Later, he invited me out to dinner. We hit it off immediately, and we’ve been best friends ever since.” –Shanahan

4. Rex Grossman

Favorite band: Coldplay

Nickname (given to him from Steve Spurrier): Sexy Rexy

Enough said.

3. Matt Leinart

Incorporated ballroom dancing into his college curriculum.

BFF with Nick Lachey.

Has appeared in the TV Show “Desperate Housewives”.

2. Tony Romo

Tony Romo loves chick flicks. According to Cowboy’s Terence Newman, “he rented a Hillary Duff movie and watched the whole thing!” Rumor also has it that he watched The Notebook with former teammate Jason Witten.

1. Joey Harrington

Harrington appeared in a Disney commercial during the 2003 season for the release of The Lion King on DVD.

At Oregon home basketball games, Joey would lead the student cheering section by dressing up in a flowing red wig with a troupe called the Mac Court Mullets.

Joey was named one of “Hottest Hunks in the U.S.” in the November 2003 issue of Cosmopolitan. He comments on what he finds attractive in women “Soft cheeks are so appealing.”

Oregon College Nickname: Princess - due to the fact that they couldn’t touch him during practice.

Oh yeah, and he plays the piano. Like concert level classical piano.

Wow, great job guys … I am sure that Brett Farve is really impressed with you all.

 

[ourmanflint]

After reading this I need to spend a few hours here

 

[Chicago Hooligan]

If you're gonna be this homophobic why even watch a game of dudes jumping on each other.

 

[Bankerguy]

Quality Article

"Former teammate Jason Witten"

 

[RudeDog]

3. Matt LeinartIncorporated ballroom dancing into his college curriculum

Would you like to question Warren Sapps manhood to his face........ I thought not.

 

[AnonymousBob]

As a Niners fan, I wish we still had our girly qb...even in his advanced years he's better than Alex Smith or whoever else they roll out there.

 

[AnonymousBob]

This may possibly be the dumbest thread in the history of the Shark Pool. Way to set new lows.

 

[Smeagol]

This may possibly be the dumbest thread in the history of the Shark Pool. Way to set new lows.

I try my best.

 

[the elderly vandal]

who's the dude taking grossman from behind?

 

[-baller]

who's the dude taking grossman from behind?

possibly any opposing defensive end.

 

[-baller]

5. Chris SimmsI’m not saying tattoos are feminine, but this is a bit odd. Chris Simms and Former Assistant Kyle Shanahan became such good friends at the University of Texas that they have their initials tattooed on each other’s lower leg. “We’re best friends, and we’ll be best friends for life,” –Simms“I was the new wide receiver, and one day I was in the dressing room. Chris came up, introduced himself and asked if I’d run some routes for him. I said, ‘Sure.’ Later, he invited me out to dinner. We hit it off immediately, and we’ve been best friends ever since.” –Shanahan

LOL...just went back and read this.how is this dude not #1?

 

[Wrigley]

What, no Tom Brady?

 

[eric rymer]

As a Niners fan, I wish we still had our girly qb...even in his advanced years he's better than Alex Smith or whoever else they roll out there.

Not to mention that his wife is smoking hot. :whoosh:

 

[eric rymer]

who's the dude taking grossman from behind?

possibly any opposing defensive end.

That would be Corey Williams.

 

[brednbuddah]

5. Chris SimmsI’m not saying tattoos are feminine, but this is a bit odd. Chris Simms and Former Assistant Kyle Shanahan became such good friends at the University of Texas that they have their initials tattooed on each other’s lower leg. “We’re best friends, and we’ll be best friends for life,” –Simms“I was the new wide receiver, and one day I was in the dressing room. Chris came up, introduced himself and asked if I’d run some routes for him. I said, ‘Sure.’ Later, he invited me out to dinner. We hit it off immediately, and we’ve been best friends ever since.” –Shanahan

LOL...just went back and read this.how is this dude not #1?

come talk to me when you two B!otch3s have your spleen taken out.

 

[simmonjm]

5. Chris SimmsI’m not saying tattoos are feminine, but this is a bit odd. Chris Simms and Former Assistant Kyle Shanahan became such good friends at the University of Texas that they have their initials tattooed on each other’s lower leg. “We’re best friends, and we’ll be best friends for life,” –Simms“I was the new wide receiver, and one day I was in the dressing room. Chris came up, introduced himself and asked if I’d run some routes for him. I said, ‘Sure.’ Later, he invited me out to dinner. We hit it off immediately, and we’ve been best friends ever since.” –Shanahan

LOL...just went back and read this.how is this dude not #1?

come talk to me when you two B!otch3s have your spleen taken out.

Come talk to me when you tattoo another mans initials on your leg. And I will laugh at you.

 

[brednbuddah]

5. Chris SimmsI’m not saying tattoos are feminine, but this is a bit odd. Chris Simms and Former Assistant Kyle Shanahan became such good friends at the University of Texas that they have their initials tattooed on each other’s lower leg. “We’re best friends, and we’ll be best friends for life,” –Simms“I was the new wide receiver, and one day I was in the dressing room. Chris came up, introduced himself and asked if I’d run some routes for him. I said, ‘Sure.’ Later, he invited me out to dinner. We hit it off immediately, and we’ve been best friends ever since.” –Shanahan

LOL...just went back and read this.how is this dude not #1?

come talk to me when you two B!otch3s have your spleen taken out.

Come talk to me when you tattoo another mans initials on your leg. And I will laugh at you.

I'm already laughing at you

 

[Truman]

Matt Leinart only incorporated ballroom dancing (after he completed his degree and would have been the number 1 pick) so he could have another year of plowing through sororities.

Although he now continues to play out his Peter Pan fantasy, I think his virility should be acknowledged.

 

[gman74]

How is Ben not at least not on this list if not #1. Way to big of a primadonna.

 

[ScottyFargo]

How is Ben not at least not on this list if not #1. Way to big of a primadonna.

Probably because he is a tough, ugly man who is not any of the things the other guys on the list are. What are you talking about? He rode a motorcycyle without a helmet on, he's a man's man. Dude gets sacked more as much as anybody out there and he's toughed out some hurt. He probably would have toughed out more this year, but Leftwich is a quality backup so no need to risk everything.

 

[gman74]

How is Ben not at least not on this list if not #1. Way to big of a primadonna.

Probably because he is a tough, ugly man who is not any of the things the other guys on the list are. What are you talking about? He rode a motorcycyle without a helmet on, he's a man's man. Dude gets sacked more as much as anybody out there and he's toughed out some hurt. He probably would have toughed out more this year, but Leftwich is a quality backup so no need to risk everything.

He rode a motorcycyle without a helmet on <------------------------ that makes him an idiot not a tough guy. When he gets a paper cut or a bad manicure he runs to the media and says look at me I am going to tough it out and play. meh

 

[ScottyFargo]

How is Ben not at least not on this list if not #1. Way to big of a primadonna.

Probably because he is a tough, ugly man who is not any of the things the other guys on the list are. What are you talking about? He rode a motorcycyle without a helmet on, he's a man's man. Dude gets sacked more as much as anybody out there and he's toughed out some hurt. He probably would have toughed out more this year, but Leftwich is a quality backup so no need to risk everything.

He rode a motorcycyle without a helmet on <------------------------ that makes him an idiot not a tough guy. When he gets a paper cut or a bad manicure he runs to the media and says look at me I am going to tough it out and play. meh

Many "macho" actions are also idiotic. I think you're exaggerating a bit on your points. I think you just don't like him, which is fine, but this isn't a list he belongs on.