ISIS spokesman dead (1 Viewer)

[Banger]

http://www.cnn.com/2016/08/30/middleeast/isis-spokesman-killed/index.html

 

[Plorfu]

How did they get the word out?

 

[Willie Neslon]

how did anyone find out?

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

And trump loses a like-minded individual.

 

[Plorfu]

how did anyone find out?

 

[Banger]

not yet sure how he died/was killed or of US involvement but said to be most significant ISIS kill to date.

 

[Politician Spock]

I was hoping this meant CNN died. 

 

[Sconch]

Thanks Obama?

 

[The General]

"There's no virgins here. What a bunch of bull####" 

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

Thanks Obama?

Obama has a record of wacking these guys like a Joe Pesci in a mob movie.

 

[Banger]

Obama has a record of wacking these guys like a Joe Pesci in a mob movie.

why would the creator of ISIS kill his own soldiers?

 

[Buckychudd]

"There's no virgins here. What a bunch of bull####" 

Reminds me of one of my favorite Onion articles. 

http://www.theonion.com/article/hijackers-surprised-to-find-selves-in-hell-1445

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

why would the creator of ISIS kill his own soldiers?

Bush killed this guy?

 

[CBusAlex]

How did they get the word out?

The man's a true professional.

 

[AnonymousBob]

Yeah but Trump would have...uhm...killed him sooner? 

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

Yeah but Trump would have...uhm...killed him sooner? 

Crazy Trump would have told him what a great organization he has and would like to cut them a deal if he can build some casinos in Mecca.

 

[EYLive]

ISIS calling others "coward" is rich.

 

[ShamrockPride]

And the world celebrates....

 

[Hov34]

How did they get the word out?

Seance

 

[Widbil83]

Again?

 

[Spin]

"To the filthy and coward non-believers and to the holders of the Christ emblem, we bring the good news, which will keep them awake, that a new generation in the Islamic State ... that loves death more than life ... this generation will only grow steadfast on the path to Jihad, stay determined to seek revenge and be violent toward them."

Religion of peace indeed.

 

[Nick Vermeil]

Yeah but Trump would have...uhm...killed him sooner? 

He would have killed him harder. So hard. He would not believe how hard he was killed. 

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

 

"To the filthy and coward non-believers and to the holders of the Christ emblem, we bring the good news, which will keep them awake, that a new generation in the Islamic State ... that loves death more than life ... this generation will only grow steadfast on the path to Jihad, stay determined to seek revenge and be violent toward them."

Religion of peace indeed.

 

Westboro? or KKK?

 

[Megaton]

Wait, did we just shoot the messenger?   

 

[EYLive]

Their social media manager is still alive right?

 

[AAABatteries]

Wait, did we just shoot the messenger?  

 

 

[lakerstan]

Their social media manager is still alive right?

Thinking that job is like...

"Do you hate people from other religions?  Do you love shooting people?  Do you want virgins?  HAVE WE GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!"  #funwithguns

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Wait, did we just shoot the messenger?   

lol

 

[cstu]

He would have killed him harder. So hard. He would not believe how hard he was killed. 

Trump after every campaign event.

 

[ILUVBEER99]

RIP ISIS spokesman

 

[tommyboy]

Wonder if Baghdad Bob is available?

 

[ShamrockPride]

Wonder if Baghdad Bob is available?

Raqqa Ralph?

 

[Don't Toews Me]

It's not entirely clear who got him, whether that be the US or Russia (for the record, I hate when people say "Obama killed UBL" or "Bush killed Zarqawi"). 

There are even very plausible rumors that rivals within ISIS killed Adnani. These are very, very, very unstable and paranoid people we're talking about here that are part of ISIS. Very possible internal rivalries and those opposed to Adnani eliminated him. 

 

[knowledge dropper]

He was caught doodling a picture of bacon and eggs at an ISIS staff meeting.