It is Easter, how does Jesus come back? (1 Viewer)

[IC FBGCav]

Facebook? Tweet? Burning bush? Or by another virgin and works up belief? How will it happen?

But seriously how does he show himself now?

 

[Nick Vermeil]

Guest spot on "the Talking Dead"

 

[Jack White]

On Air Force One with the Holy Ghost Obama.

 

[lakerstan]

Justin Bieber roast.

 

[mquinnjr]

DA in the Joliet, IL child porn case.

 

[larch]

Interview with Chris Yandek.

 

[ffldrew]

A reality show on DIY/HGTV as a carpenter on "Flipping Jerusalem"

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

Wrestlemania match

 

[tommyboy]

Facebook? Tweet? Burning bush? Or by another virgin and works up belief? How will it happen?

But seriously how does he show himself now?

Comes blazing down through the clouds on pillow of clouds surrounded by angels.

 

[fdas2]

On a dinosaur, obvs

 

[cstu]

Guest spot on "the Talking Dead"

 

[GregR]

Burn mark on a burrito in a South American village.

 

[cstu]

Curl route.

 

[ChiefD]

He drops Manna and vials of holy water from a lvl6 balloon.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Cruising down Wilshire Blvd in a Tesla Model S.



Zero emissions, bro.

 

[eoMMan]

Tim Cook introduces him with the latest iPhone.

 

[trogg78]

Maybe he'll show up for Pesach tomorrow. He can use Elijah's cup.

 

[John Bender]

Youtube video of him working out/training this entire time to the "Mama Said Knock You Out" song by LL Cool J

 

[NREC34]

After his father decimated a poor town in Oklahoma there was a top of an electric pole that was hanging from a line that looked like a cross. That was the most recent one I remember going around on Facebook.

 

[imjackdupp]

As the pilot on Creflo Dollars new G6.

 

[tri-man 47]

FWIW, it's often stated that every Sunday is Easter.

 

[John Bender]

Rocky 7!!!!

 

[shadrap]

Great topic, but man you guys are wicked.

Just saying IMO the big guy died on the cross for you. Apparently he did rise. Whether he rises again is seriously up for debate. I think if we need God, he once in a while listens & helps. All I know -no down side to believing a little.

To each their own. I always wish everyone the best. Whatever works for you.

 

[John Bender]

Great topic, but man you guys are wicked.

Just saying IMO the big guy died on the cross for you. Apparently he did rise. Whether he rises again is seriously up for debate. I think if we need God, he once in a while listens & helps. All I know -no down side to believing a little.

To each their own. I always wish everyone the best. Whatever works for you.

Next episode of Walking Dead!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[shadrap]

Great topic, but man you guys are wicked.

Just saying IMO the big guy died on the cross for you. Apparently he did rise. Whether he rises again is seriously up for debate. I think if we need God, he once in a while listens & helps. All I know -no down side to believing a little.

To each their own. I always wish everyone the best. Whatever works for you.

Next episode of Walking Dead!!!!!!!!!!!!

Booze, drugs, other?

I'll fes up now.

All of the above.

 

[Brony]

I'm guessing in the form of French toast, or a Doritos

 

[McGarnicle]

New Jesus-strength Oxi-Clean -- banish stains straight to hell with the power of the Holy Spirit.

 

[Todd Andrews]

He is Eminence risen

 

[Otis]

Youtube video of him working out/training this entire time to the "Mama Said Knock You Out" song by LL Cool J

DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK!

I BEEN HERE FOR YEARS

 

[John Bender]

Air Bud 6

 

[John Bender]

Wearing #45

 

[John Bender]

Wins The Masters

 

[shadrap]

I have feeling that the general inkling of the previous is-

Easter-WTF?

It's all cool, just thinking how lucky most of us have it.

 

[msommer]

He doesn't

 

[shadrap]

He doesn't

I'm guessing all on this board wouldn't do real well getting crucified. Just a hunch. Call me crazy.

 

[joffer]

He applies for a payday loan with Eminence

Em denies him due to no credit history

Armageddon

 

[NCCommish]

Great topic, but man you guys are wicked.

Just saying IMO the big guy died on the cross for you. Apparently he did rise. Whether he rises again is seriously up for debate. I think if we need God, he once in a while listens & helps. All I know -no down side to believing a little.

To each their own. I always wish everyone the best. Whatever works for you.

It's not at all apparent.

 

[bentley]

Probably because the devil goes into prevent defense with no pass rush combined with an onside kick or two.

 

[shadrap]

Still think:

Great Easter to you.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Interview with Chris Yandek.

Archived for the sixth time Posty has ever been funny.

 

[Jules Winnfield]

Special guest referee in a Lesnar,Reigns, and Rollins threeway match for the WWE Title

 

[DaVinci]

The ref raises Jesus' hand. It drops lifeless.

The ref raises His hand again. It drops lifeless again.

The ref raises His hand a third time. It stays up!

It starts shaking!

He slowly gets to His feet.

Then Hulkamania runs wild!

 

[cstu]

Great topic, but man you guys are wicked.

Just saying IMO the big guy died on the cross for you. Apparently he did rise. Whether he rises again is seriously up for debate. I think if we need God, he once in a while listens & helps. All I know -no down side to believing a little.

To each their own. I always wish everyone the best. Whatever works for you.

Flying Spaghetti Monster helps when you need Him too. No down side to believing a little.

 

[beer 30]

Maybe...just maybe...he's already here

 

[eoMMan]

I bet he'd be a good UFC fighter.

 

[comfortably numb]

Hopefully he doesn't show himself in the FFA. No one will be able to find him with the search function.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

He'll show up in the Boycott Indiana thread and post his once-and-for-all, definitive opinion.

This will be followed immediately with 80 pages of one side or the other arguing with him.

 

[DaVinci]

I bet he'd be a good UFC fighter.

He'll tap out for your sins.

 

[Dr. Octopus]

He never really left. He lurks in The Baseball Forum.

 

[PIK95]

On a cameo in the new season of Full House.