Just finished disc 1, season 5. I really want to read this thread. Funny, funny, stuff.
Season 5 is my favorite season. So far, I haven't found a soul that agrees with me, but "The Gang Solves the Mortgage Crisis", "The Gang Hits the Road", "The World Series Defense", "The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention", "The Gang Reignites the Rivalry", "The Gang Wrestles for the Troops" as well as Kitten Mittons and the aforementioned "milk steak" episode are all season 5 and are all probably among my 10-15 favorite episodes ever. That season was gangbusters, even the episodes that aren't quite as good are hilarious - "The D.E.N.N.I.S System", "Mac and Charlie Write a Movie", "The Great Recession", etc.
Those are good episodes, thought I would put Rivalry, Wrestles and WS Defense well below D.E.N.N.I.S. and the Movie one. (Maybe only because I've seen them recently.)Frank's SCRAPS system - It's not an acronym.
"The Gang Reignites the Rivalry" is in my top 5 all-time. Frank rules that episode."You guys are some bad-### ###heads. Hey.. you got any 'ludes?"
"Ludes? I don't think they make those anymore, dude. We got some Riterall..."
"Riterall, huh? Ooooh... snortsky ! Ooooooh !!! Hey, zap him again...."
"What are you doing?"
"I'm cutting the shower curtain off half way, so uh, when he takes a shower, people can see his junk."
"That Riterall's having a weird effect on you, Frank."
"I love this feeling !!!!"
"You got any more of it?"
"Does a bear #### in the woods?"
"Well, cut me a couple of rails, buddy - I wanna blast off !"
"I'm doing this jerk-off's taxes ! Next year, the IRS... will audit the piss out of him !!"
And my personal favorite exchange, maybe ever...
Dennis : "What's to say he didn't put that same poison in the
drinking water?" (spit takes)
Dee: "No, we're just kidding...he doesn't have any poison...."
Charlie : "No, not on me, but I do keep a fresh supply at home in the relish jar."
Frank : "There's poison in that jar? I thought I was allergic to pickles ! Well, what's in that jar with the skull and crossbones on it?"
Charlie : "That's mayo, that's a decoy."
Frank : "And the
mayo?"
Charlie : "That's shampoo."
Frank : "You telling me I've been putting shampoo on my sandwiches?!"
Charlie : "If you're using the mayo, then yeah, probably."