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It's my birthday! (1 Viewer)

22? Good times. I don't remember by who, but I def was getting laid, maybe by multiple partners in a 24 hour span.

What do you got going on?

 
Only tools promote their own birthday, no?
Cut him a break. He is at the age that birthdays are still a fun event. I am at point in life that when the annual date arrives, it is like, "Oh no, not another year older." :sadbanana:

Anyway...

Happy Birthday Em!

 
I wonder if his parents are sitting at home, getting drunk, wondering how they could've screwed up so badly?

 
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Andrew74 said:
Wait, my daughter was born on the same day as Eminence?!?! Time to disown her.
You're taking the wrong approach. Its time to add to the dowry so when Em comes knocking on your door, you're ready for a son-in-law.

P.S. - don't forget the flu shots and the hand sanitizer.

 
I wish Em had a happy birthday and may this be the year he finally gets laid. Assuming of course multiple means of birth control is utilized.

 

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