Judge Smails, how do you like FIOS? Did you get set up with Phone, Internet and TV? I ask because I am a sales rep for Verizon's FIOS and specifically market for businesses as well as residential. I'm the guy who can compare your existing service and set you up with service, promos, gift cards, etc. (if available in your area). I have DirecTV myself, but only because FIOS is not available in my area....yet.
If anyone has questions about FIOS, please feel free to ask.
Current availability (this does not guarantee service is available in your area though): California, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Indiana, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Texas, Virginia and Washington.